Proof that you *can* polish a turd

Polished moose turd earrings.

And a polished moose turd necklace

Because it's a shitpost kind of day. There's even a website where you can buy polished shit jewelry. http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Poop/Poop_Page_1.htm

To the front page with this shit.