When Trump is asked about how many people like him, he'd probably say "Most people do, and even those who don't actually don't realize that they would if they'd only stop hating."
Reality? Most people don't like Trump... even those who are in his orbit. They just put up with him to be close to money and potential power. Rubio, Graham, Cruz, McCarthy, Vance and others sure let us know their true feelings.
He can't even get the population of his own country to support his Nazi ass. They had to tamper with the election even with their gerrymandering and the ridiculous electoral college system. Orange ogre's got a lower approval rating than any president -ever - and it's falling. The people are talking violence. They're burning down tesla charging stations.
Nobody likes trump. Absolutely nobody. He's a nasty, tasteless, offensive, double-crossing, backstabbing, lying horror show and when he opens his mouth it's an unhinged, unfiltered, and often-incoherent torrent of racism, lies, and outright ignorance.
People pretend to like him because they're exploiting him. Even his voters don't like him, they just dislike him less than the alternative thanks to wilful ignorance and propaganda.
Some of your town names would make better insults than "dick" and "asshole." Shitterton, Bitchfield, River Piddle, Wetwang, Nether Wallop, all fantastic.
Rubyrose99
I'm betting with this voice and message, that most Scots are fine having speaking on their behalf
MacAlba1314
KleptoKea
Dear Scots, this Kiwi salutes you. Might I suggest taking a collective shit on his golf course. Bring your dogs along.
cytherians
When Trump is asked about how many people like him, he'd probably say "Most people do, and even those who don't actually don't realize that they would if they'd only stop hating."

Reality? Most people don't like Trump... even those who are in his orbit. They just put up with him to be close to money and potential power. Rubio, Graham, Cruz, McCarthy, Vance and others sure let us know their true feelings.
Kitastrophe
He can't even get the population of his own country to support his Nazi ass. They had to tamper with the election even with their gerrymandering and the ridiculous electoral college system. Orange ogre's got a lower approval rating than any president -ever - and it's falling. The people are talking violence. They're burning down tesla charging stations.
SpeedBeetle
He's correct. We don't.
ialoneambest
Neither do we here in America.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Scotland. Just move on his golf course like it was never his to begin with. Do it for the Dr!
captainfakeypants
Nobody likes trump. Absolutely nobody. He's a nasty, tasteless, offensive, double-crossing, backstabbing, lying horror show and when he opens his mouth it's an unhinged, unfiltered, and often-incoherent torrent of racism, lies, and outright ignorance.
People pretend to like him because they're exploiting him. Even his voters don't like him, they just dislike him less than the alternative thanks to wilful ignorance and propaganda.
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FallingStar7669
The problem with business and politics is that you very probably don't like the person even if you do want their money.
kimwimgoddess
David, I'll contribute to any fund to bail out any Scot who burns it to the ground.
rubypilgrim
oh yeah, they LOVE Trump in Scotland: https://www.thefp.com/p/trump-international-golf-links-aberdeen-local-resistance
DodgyMerchant
MyBigMouth
Brian Cox (actor not Prof) on The Last Leg simply called him a cunt.
TheJayGur
You clarify it is not the professor, but neglect to add that it is also not the 1990s 3-time Pro Bowl inside linebacker... ;)
OhIfIMust
PrincePiggo
I believe this clip came from The Last Leg as well.
PutItInNeutral
Ba da bup ba da, I'm loving it.
Greymalum
I believe him.
CarlBassett
Scots don't exactly "like" Trump, but in a survey before the election of countries across Europe they did like him the most, or hate him the least anyway. 25% of Scots wanted to see Trump win. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14059881/Scotland-loves-Donald-Trump-Scots-Presidents-BIGGEST-fans-western-Europe-despite-golf-course-chaos-why.html
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Odincdaj522004
I love how unapologetically Scottish he is when he isn't playing a part that isn't frankly Scottish.
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skathir
oooh there's some more insults to add to my running list of em. magnificent!
VonSnootingham
"Weapons-grade plum"
theinternetkeepsmealive
The Scots are amazing at insults.
ArthurT
BullittGT
captainfakeypants
Demonstrably and proudly stupid, ignorant, and uninformed. This is what gets you elected twice in the United States of Idiocracy.
powwerbottom
Russia gets you elected twice too
KafkasKarma
I love the creativity in the names they come up with for him.
zippyuk2001
Tangarine Cock-Womble!!
Pally01
'weaselheaded fucknugget' needs to go in the dictionary
Feralkyn
Ngl "mangled apricot hellbeast" is prime
Vergath
As a Scot, may I offer "Syphilitic Cunt Polyp" to the collection
KafkasKarma
Thank you, that's very generous :D
Duraxis
People think “dick” and “asshole” are insults. Then there’s us from the UK who throw out random shit like “Duck-punching Fuckbiscuit”
samwyze
Some of your town names would make better insults than "dick" and "asshole." Shitterton, Bitchfield, River Piddle, Wetwang, Nether Wallop, all fantastic.
8TheQuinch8
Someone needs to write a NSFW version of The Meaning Of Liff.