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iSoulend
I really though the first person to talk in the #3 meant dogs too
Targaryens
#32 WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Zinc771
May the imguraffe shower you with bountiful blessings for numbering these OP.
popopocelot
Who has all these snarky Facebook friends? Like i know a total slut who got knocked up and has an ugly baby, but I don't post shit to her.
Baymaxx
Anyone else agree that SMH means shaking my head NOT scratching?
BardicLasher
To be fair, his goatee isn't stupid.
fuckbeans
KENNY BLANCENSHIPS MOST PAINFUL ELIMINATIONS OF THE DAY!
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Damn...Mrs. Johanson with a sick burn.
dustynugs
i'm still trying to see how #3 was thinking when she posted it. how does that make girls look good in any way?
AlphaCueUp
I feel as though 78% of these are fakes
xiphiasgladius
Go away scarlett
kvjavs
:-)
InsertCleverandOriginalUsernameHere
You know, when I left kindergarten I though the boys vs girls things would finally be over. But turns out I was dead wrong
TheWayADrillWorks
Sigh... you would think so, wouldn't you?
CourtneyRocks
I want the Taco bell Old Spice feud to be a thing
FrankisBtrThanCharlie
It was. And old spice's comeback was even better. Google it
AlbertFinestein
Damn Mrs.Johanson.
TheKenEvans
Mrs. Johanson is a savage.
smithsmithson
Was #41 a text from the 1920s?
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
My s5 has a battery saving mode that puts everything in grey scale. Could be what's going on here.
ActualCannibalShia
Before theyinvented color
TylerD2022
"Ok my nigga" lmao
Katdos
That's sounds like something my mom's boyfriend would say.
serakaida
God daaaang #40 never mess with a teacher
lacabranegra
Especially one that was good enough for certain kids to remember as being awesome.
ConstantGardner
Jesus sauce, that relationship broke up fast. One sexist joke and four minutes later you're single. She must have been waiting for it!
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Classic Luke!
gr8b8m8ir88outof8
cptkipard
+1 for numbered images.
deadlyDouche
@sarah please add numbers like OP
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Actually, I think these are numbered by Imgur. Seems to happen on albums that have no image titles now.
ItsNotAPhaseDAD
devastitis
SMH...
splicepark
I always thought that meant "shaking my head"
sleete
me too
NipplesInAJar
it means that
ChefShwasty
#46 is actually a friend of mines Facebook. Dude raped his wife. Permanently kicked out of Journey.
Brolama
You typed 46 but it shows 44 when I hover over it...
TheoLu
RabbitKidAskingAboutPeopleGoingOnTheInternetAndLying.gif
ChefShwasty
I mean... no. Seems like an oddly specific thing to lie about. And I'm not that clever.
TheoLu
Eh, I've encountered some real oddballs in life. Including one who believes he was in the S.African special forces (he wasn't).
LarvaLamp
Sounds like he may have been in the "special" forces.
TheoLu
Guess I'll see if/when I get him into court about money he owes me.
dudentag
Biscuit break!
Nazeem
Why did your biscuit break?
StarrryNight
Actually he wrote brake, rather than break. One on a long list of grammatical fuck ups in this post.
HeisenbergFC
That's so the "writers" behind them make them seem real!
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
Nice post, OP. Where did you find it, the okay-but-not-great-post store?
ActualCannibalShia
Yeah, well, I called and they're running out of you
Grapefruitspoon
What's the difference, you're their all time best seller!
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
Nice.
losviking
Well where'd you get your manners the... rude store?
zachzac
#48
iamireland
http://imgur.com/Loit0TI
Legendariel
I quit after the first 20, since I've so far already seen every single one.
pencilv3ster
You're a legend
Legendariel
No, I just think really highly of myself.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
Nice.
capitalistpiglet
Did you congratulate yourself on the mediocre burn? Fits right in with this post, mildly funny!
HoneyBadger095
Did you just "nice" your own joke?
aetherfox
Did you jut 'Nice' your own joke?
TheoLu
Nah, pretty sure they found it in the "repost no more than once a week" pool.
BurnNotice101
Burn
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
#20 But 'y" isn't a vowel in the word "boys" so it would be "bys."
ourgreatbenefactor
It sometimes is and in that case it is since "oy" is a diphthong.
JBib
Jesus, not this again. This stupid argument happens every one of the 60,000 times this has been posted.
Scheisswichser
It is a vowel in that context by both phonetic and phonological definitions of a vowel. It's an approximant at the start of words e.g. 'yes'
louisvangaal
"y" is a vowel in some contexts. I'm not too sure in the case of "boys" because I didn't pay attention in English class.
ICantDecideOnAUserNameAndKeepChangingIt
Yes, it is in some words, but in the word "boys" it is a consonant.
whatsnottakenagain
Wow I must have skipped this in English. I didn't know "y" was just a sometimes vowel....damn my whole life's been lie!!!
UsChickens
WTF kind of pizza comes in 20 seconds?
GifMagister
You know the one from BTTF
Ersy90
I was asking the same question and its the most important one, where the hell do i get pizza in 20seconds.
TheLarrikin
Shoulda said Jimmy John's...
TheNicolasCage
#TeamToaster
CutJewel
I guess pizza by the slice could count? You order it and its right there on the rotating dias. I'm grasping at straws here ...
notaballoon
They still heat it up
CutJewel
Not at most of the places I've been to. The dais (spelled it wrong the first time) is usually to keep it warm
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
Little Caesars
kaiseritz
Yeah, and it's always soggy and greasy....
PhoenixQueenAzula
Are we still talking about pizza?
NoirePanda
Yet you still get a craving every now and then. If you can wait, take it home and throw it in the oven at 450 for 8 minutes or until crispy.
babygotback
That shop on #9 is so bad... Look at the last text
CrazyCatNurse
That was my favorite one
frostedbutler
I never believe these when they say 100% battery life either
EmCeeMiNacion
Not to mention the fact that the "send" button should be green, not blue.
maybeifthisusernameiswittyenoughsomeonewillfinallyloveme
Doesn't that depend on whether it's MMS or SMS? Or something along those lines. Someone fact-check me on that?
EmCeeMiNacion
On iPhone sms and mms are green, whereas iMessage is blue.
howdoisolvearubikscube
I appreciate numbering all these so I can easily find the ones being commented on.
OhB1KinOB
Look in the background of the 17th picture after the picture before 9 that one is the best.
WackyPaki
Ok my nigga
KyuThe
If you hover over the number names, #3 for example, it shows you
MyUsernameIsSecret
It would be nice if Op could numbering correctly though .. 2 times number 42 but I guess it's because the universal answer huh
Bulletsandbandages44
This should become standard practice...
akvgergo
If you're looking at an album, the images should by default have a tooltip with the number of the image. Imgur pls
BurtMacklinYouSOB
Seriously. Same for gifs
MiddlelVlan
Tell that to the guy who made a 3000 Black Twitter post.
thisismynoveltyaccounttherearemanylikeitbutthisoneismine
2456, 2457, 2457... dammit, where was I?
pyronyzen
Day 215: still scrolling through.
Kidiri
It's actually easier to find which one you're commenting on. Because a # followed by a number is a reference to that album's image: #15
CoeusDarksoul
Not in mobile, and it glitches for me on desktop occasionally...
TheoLu
Doesn't always scroll to the image in question when clicked, so having the posts themselves be numbered still helps either way.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
If you click it quickly, the whole post re-opens. Hover over it for a sec (til @serapls starts) then click it :)
TheHypaaa
Yes but sometimes it doesn't work.
Ralpheroo
whaat? the only time it won't work is if you don't tag the number with "#"
aCartographer
What about mobile browser users?
Colnelius
lol
TheThingsTheyCarried
Fuck em
MarvLevyForPresident
hahaha i was going to say that too.
altitudedrop
fuck mobiles, get pc
OYNO
We have pc's too, just not on them all the time...
AverageSexGod
Wait, SHM doesn't mean "shaking my head"?
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
I thought it meant "stabbin my hoe" I guess I was wrong all this time, I have to send out some apology letters now.
NoTtHaTpErFeCt
Ok my nigga
databasedatabase
I thought it was So Much Hate for a long time as well, but now that I know it entertains me to still think that way
ActualCannibalShia
No and SMD means"Support my dreams"
Argenteus1
Sydney Morning Herald.
FartHands
I always thought it meant "SoMetHing" something
MattDerKomponist
I've always thought it was "shaking my head." Never heard of "so much hate" before.
hailthedragonmaster
I thought it was a sound...
KnathanTheKnight
Either one works and is correct. It just is a way of saying you're dumbfounded.
TheLetterKay
Actually it is shaking my head as in disappointed, so it doesn't work either way when used correctly.
gir194787
For the longest time i thought it meant 'smack my head' like when you get exasperated
Estesark
Shaking Hy Mead.
HughLaurie
I want Mead now.
IncapableOfGuile
No it doesn't, but SMH does.
GooseGaskins
Just waiting for this reply to show up as the 47th item on the list above.
Thoraxe123
shm is shake her mouth
adam1111
taaiac
TheForgottenMarauder
I always thought it was "smacking my head"
IsneezedthenSharted
same!
DKasz
Me too, like a facepalm sorta
TheForgottenMarauder
Precisely!
JSmith90
I saw a black girl doing this at a stoplight once
TheForgottenMarauder
Any context that you're aware of??
JSmith90
Idk. Guess that's how they scratch their heads
TheForgottenMarauder
https://youtu.be/gtkU2ch0sRI
MarvLevyForPresident
I thought for the longest time it meant "So Much Hate" ...
ottermad88
I googled it and misread it as 'shake my hand' and realised a few days ago it was a lot more aggressive than a hand shake :/
Finaru
me too, wtf, I had to google it cause I thought everyone used it the same! my whole life is a LIE!!!!
Saveourbluths
Ditto. TIL.
Poobydooby
i still think so and refuse to believe otherwise
Krzyjoe
same here
Grimblecrumble5
Me too!!
JerkStoreCalling
I always thought that and it always made sense.
MarvLevyForPresident
Right?? Until I read something out loud in front of my brother and sister and said "So Much Hate" ... they just looked at me, lol.
LongSnailTrail
I read it as "suck my hole" because it makes conversations more interesting.
retunedspider287
I looked it up and found suck my hymen then I had to figure out what a hymen was
IVILegionIVI
...I really hope you're male.
retunedspider287
i am :P and this was when i was like 13