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New development at Casa de Illithidbane. We have two cats. Naturally, the wiggly hyperactive one tells us when it is time for breakfast. If we aren't ready to get up at 6:00 AM, we kick her out of the bedroom and close the door.
Problem: We have a kickstop on the door because she learned how to close them but cried every time she locked herself in a room.
This week, she learned that when the stop is up, she can play with it to make noise that bothers humans. Guess how my mornings go now.
The little turd in question, sitting on my desk in her comfy bed with a full belly and no shame. Her name is Waffle and she is a twat.
sklorabod27
No get down you can’t be on the table! You’re not underfed that’s just a fable!
sysaphiswaits
One of my cats can open our bedroom door. I hate him so much right now. Gotta get a new doorknob.
Illithidbane
A cat that can open doors sounds like nightmare fuel. She doesn't like closed doors.
AimTrue
Of course it’s a black cat. Such rascals, all of them.
Illithidbane
For real. Her gray partner in crime isn't half the turd that she is. She's 20 lbs of sass in a 10 lb cat.
derparchivist
Hi twat Waffle
Illithidbane
Her partner in crime is [turd] Sandwich. We believe in dignified names for cats.
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