Imgur's ads aren't really targeting me properly... Not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

I am not preggers

I thought Mitsubishi made cars and I don't need a car. Also don't need an airconditioner or whatever this is. I would like the champers though

Who cares. Just give them carrots and serviettes to eat.

Eek. Sounds like a sad game. I prefer my own sadness and games like Solitaire

Totes didn't have the attention span to read whatever crap this is

That's a strong no from me. Do you win a woman? A child? Not interested in either.

Hah! I once arrived with a plate of cheeseburgers from Maccas. They were a hit!

Sounds like a fast way to get gonhorrea

This ad is not too far off. I like learning

Again I don't play games that require hand eye coordination.

"Where nature comes alive"? No thanks. I don't want a shark assisted amputation

I do like the colour grey. Yes that's colour with a 'u'.

What the f is this? Too much angry orange.

Again once I brought a load of chicken nuggets from Maccas.