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Pretty much every show I watch has fans like these.
Or he goes to take a 10-minute shit.
LendLeaseIdentity
#1 because late fees are some business's major revenue generation, and it is immoral as all fuck. Trash people own this type of business.
AliferCrimson
#23 actually cats only meow at people it's cats trying to speak human some even have a word or 2 down
EroticZombiePants
Actually "With All Due Respect" usually does mean "None".
hightechpirate
Solid dump, my friend. The last one was hot fire +1
Luthierfer
#1 I'm in this pic and don't like it.
AliferCrimson
#26 plate armor was tailor made so for female armor you just need a to occasionally add couple extra inches around the chest that's it
AliferCrimson
#6 guns ain't gonna last much longer as increasing costs of living force you to sell them so you don't starve to death
capughe
#19 I'm 30 now so.... 42?
FetchMyBrownPants
Two Coen Brothers-based memes in the same dump. I approve.
billtopia
#27 I'm stealing this
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Do it!
DemSumBigAssRidges
#32 dude... It is THE WORST time of the fuckin day. Hot as balls, I'm sleepy, and the work day still isn't even close to done...
rshini
There's a reason why many cultures have midday breaks, too hot to work.
RideTheStimutacs
That's when my energy crashes and I need a nap.
sidster
#19 I feel attacked
Ojitheunseen
I lobe exactly half of these and hate the other half, but you still earned an upvote.
cardam0m
#1 They charge you a fee because they know you'll pay it, and it'll happen again and again. and again. This one isn't funny.
mop82
Kinda like overdraft fees. Banks make billions each year off people with literally no money.
LevelSixLotus
It's a fucked up system that punishes you for being poor and does everything to keep you that way.
afatrollofmyown
So they can continually punish you. What a shit system.
bngd
#20
bngd
#21
astrid28
I stole a bunch, and had so many comments, I cant remember them now... ty.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
:) No problem!
PTNLemay
#26 Shadiversity made a really good video about this. Medieval armor often had armor with exaggerated "traits" because of warrior culture.
CommunCreator
#37. I compare my marriage to Macbeth & Lady Macbeth. They pulled some fucked up shit, but they were ride-or-die for each other.
Kwaj
#29 Oh hey, that's actually super-toxic. Please don't teach it to children, or probably to anyone actually.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Its a joke
Kwaj
Boomer shit <3
NihilisticMonk
dOeS tHe JokE NEeD tO bE TYPed LiKE ThIs?
IHaveNoEyeDeer
#32 I honestly thought I was the only one.
AnonOmis1000
#28 that's because the wallpaper has arsenic in it
cre8majic
try The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman, short story from 1892
RideTheStimutacs
#19 Not til like 30. That's when I moved out of my hometown, where I used to have optimism.
Shaodyn
#13 It wasn't a decision.
Badatuserbames
#32 such a bad take
wanderingthrulife
#19 21
Ruhig
Older than I am right now, goddamn. :/
m4dm4n
Too long ago to remember.
Largerabbit
#26 men's armor has ALWAYS been made to enhance male features. They put codpeices and wasp waists on historical pieces. They put accents >
Largerabbit
And filigree to make it look more like contemporary fashion. Even modern depictions enhance men's shoulders and chest.
rshini
yeah, and none of it got in the way of surviving, boobplate and chainmail bikinis are 'please kill me' signs.
Largerabbit
Chainmail bikini sure. But why would Bob plate be more fatal? And wouldn't bustier women NEED more space?
ThrowAwayAcct0000
You'd be attacked more for appearing female, because the opponents would think you are weaker and an easier target.
tantallous
space, maybe. but not armor tits. which is how things seem to go.
Largerabbit
Again I reference codpeices. You really think their dongs were that massive? Sexual cosmetic armor has always been a thing
darkhalfbreed
What if they were like those Muscle cuirass breath plates? Or just a triangular prism like OG Laura Croft?
ricorori
The angle where the armor boobs join the bottom piece is going to impact the rib cage in a dangerous way that regular armor doesn't.
ricorori
https://madartlab.com/fantasy-armor-and-lady-bits/
m4dm4n
#10 That's a darn good point. All these snowflake righties have been spouting all kinds of garbage, and they act like they're being...
m4dm4n
...silenced. No, shitheads. Your actions and words have consequences, and no, you don't understand a damn thing about freedom in the ...
m4dm4n
...first place. It's not convenience or comfort, you spoiled nitwits. But the simple freedom to live our lives is being trampled by YOU.
m4dm4n
Because in any civilized society, freedom is balanced with responsibility. I can't imagine the spoiled entitlement it takes to think that...
m4dm4n
... being an adult means you can do whatever you want all the time without responsibility or consequences. Grow up. Try. /rant
Cryolith
#46 Well Cohen wrote like 84. It can't hurt to write one more. Cuz Everybody loves that song called Hallelujah.
StevieMcSteveface
Fucking brilliant. Well done indeed
4noku
My best friend absolutely hates the song and we're not sure why.
Gryzwnt
You know I used to hate this song, especially when Shrek came along, but then I heard Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah
4noku
That's the only one I like, to be honest.
Gryzwnt
And link https://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4
Tokomek
Jurassic park was pretty up front about green being the problem and not science.
Snarknado
In their defense, it's not easy being green
GuapoGuayaba
Just rewatched it last week and I had completely missed that message when I had watched a decade ago
Tokomek
*greed
IndefinetelyTired
Green too. After all, it's not a creative color
NeynasGhost
Oh I thought you were saying green like money. Wasn't even gonna question it. "Yes, the problem WAS money! They had too much of it and they
NeynasGhost
wanted more! Truly, money was the issue here!"
CameForNatalieDormer
The book leans into it a bit more heavy handedly. IMO one of the few movies better than the book.
IrrelevantHandle
I mean... Spielberg
rshini
doesn't help the protagonists of book are pretty much mouthpieces for Critchon's rightwing politics and less characters
CameForNatalieDormer
Ian Malcolm's Monologue-athon! Feat. Some dinosaurs every so often and hyper-sexualized Ellie Satler!
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Capitalism fosters mental illness because it makes it easier to exploit us and harder to organize.
mkd64
They'll trick you into paying for the pills it takes to make you a productive citizen.
alex5775
Sounds like demonization of seeking assistance for mental health to me. Please reconsider
Alesdair
Hm. Perhaps rephrased as: "they gouge you for the pills that make you what they want you to be." Is that better?
alex5775
Depression and anxiety are no fun. This shit isn't about "who they want you to be" it's about existing somewhat happily. Sounds like 1/
alex5775
You've been listening to too many neurotypical people who "totally know what it's like man"