Step 1: Cut a hole in the box

May 19, 2015 1:07 AM

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box

His face screams "Go on! Just open it already!!"

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2. Put your junk in that box.

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"See I'm winding up to know when a gift needs giving, and I've got just the one...." an adolescent turtle dick in a box

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For the innocent: https://youtu.be/ABrSYqiqvzc

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I got you a present but the turtle fucked it

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Considering how old they are now, does viagra work on turtles?

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