Dec 11, 2013 9:25 PM
iateyourcookie
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glassweaver
Man, with bullshit that expensive, you should go into politics.
therearenogoodusernamesleft
Plot twist: OP has job as a laxative tester.
PrincessNausicaa
15 minutes to poop? 15 MINUTES?! Does your work not send someone in after you to make sure you haven't exploded?
ThatsMrDoctorProfessorPatrick
+1 for "ass-kabob" haha
justanotherpoorcollegestudent
FlefasaurusRex
Step 1: Get a job
chri
Fucking. Brilliant!
glassweaver
Man, with bullshit that expensive, you should go into politics.
therearenogoodusernamesleft
Plot twist: OP has job as a laxative tester.
PrincessNausicaa
15 minutes to poop? 15 MINUTES?! Does your work not send someone in after you to make sure you haven't exploded?
ThatsMrDoctorProfessorPatrick
+1 for "ass-kabob" haha
justanotherpoorcollegestudent
FlefasaurusRex
Step 1: Get a job
chri
Fucking. Brilliant!