Luftewaffle
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I don't even know what's real anymore
My mom and I lived alone for a few years now. Life's been hard, but we've managed to get by well enough. I've been really stressed out lately and I guess I just finally had enough. I shot my coworker in the head, but then I panicked and ran away. I don't know whether or not to turn myself in, and I'm having such a hard time thinking straight that I don't even know if this is real life. I don't know if anyone is coming for me yet but I don't want to die. I tried calling my mom and I told her everything, and that I don't know if I'll be back but just keep on keeping on because she can't afford to worry about me.
TL;DR Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. For mee, for meeeeee!
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
I always check the TLDR first, it really pays off
TooFastTim
Bravo!
TheGoodReverendCleophusJamesoftheTripleRockBaptistChurch
You sick, beautiful sonofabitch
equabledynamises
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9cm9k2Bx11qis5hko1_500.gif
mike221
Well good sir you made my day
Tobbelulle
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-527894.jpeg
attackSACHEL
*baltimore police to press charges*
iwaslikeEMILIOOO
DAMN IT. +1 you asshole
garrrgoyle
catattack24
Dammit Luftwaffe!!!
FortressOfInsanity
Any way the wind blows....
AWolfWithShades
I knew it was bohemian raphsbody from the start
ndd99
I'm so angry right now... But I love it
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
[awkward chuckle] O_o
flybynight17
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN!
Yandle
Had me all the way through, good job +1
m3thodology
http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Futurama-Fry-Freddie-Mercury.jpg
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
.... admittedly it took me a minute...
HobbitOnStilts
Mommmaaaaaaaa, oooOooooOooooo
Eyebolt
Let me go!
RampantReindeer
Mama, just killed a man...
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Saw this coming but still loved it.https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/7b/c4/d37bc4c8a9861674b25afcd09642b429.jpg
CombatZAK
None of this really matters.
raymondoe
Take our trophies. Take ALL OF THEM.
ItsDrRocksoBaby
I knew it was fake, but here just take my upvote...
PianoMan2112
I FINALLY figured one out before the TL;DR!
Katadeus
I was so proud that my spider senses kicked in after the first few lines
Katadeus
I was so proud that my spider senses kicked in after the first few lines
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Be careful OP, if they catch you they will not let you go. Will not let you go.
AntonioStark
Let him go!
AntonioStark
Let him go!
thatoneguyfrommn
No, we will not let him go!
AntonioStark
Let him go!
remembertomorrow
mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HitlersFather
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
remembertomorrow
Anyway the wind blows
NamasPlumpus
Everybody is saying this is a reference but I don't get it :c
EricOlson
It's a reference to the person OP killed in cold blood.
PommedeTerreur
Bohemian rhapsody by Queen
rbudrick
Not often enough, no.
Frontrowbass
YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE?
Sogoforthekill
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?!!
ImNotAdamWinchester
OH BABY, CANT DO THIS TO ME, BABY!!
FloodingWaters
OOOOOHHHH BAABY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BAABY JUST GOTTA GET OUT JUST GOTTA GET OUT JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HEERRREEE
imjustgoingtoputsomethinghere
*greatest guitar rift ever*
MetalSkeletal
Scala bush! Scala bush!! Can you do the fandango?!!!
TheCrzyMan
Thunder bolts and lightning, very Very FRIGHTENING ME!