"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

I'm a media quoter (used to be to a fault, but I've learned how to tame it down for the average person). Movies, shows, music, or memes, I can respond to pretty much anything with an appropriate quote. There are others like me? Dozens maybe?
If so or if not, what are your go to quotes? Answers to dumb questions, things you say to yourself for a solitary chuckle?
Doesn't have to be funny. Extra points for no context.