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These are from kicks. I also have bruises on my arms from punches.
For those not in the know, "eloping" is a behavior term for running out of an area without permission.
And yes, I have a wicked sandal tan
NQA1
Boo hoo ...
delta3835
You have nice legs
longshot97
You do good work!
holyjesusmybackhurts
Baaaad! sooooo baaaaad! Im hot fo teacha!
NQA1
I like my women how I like my fish ... black and blue.
ScarsOfThePastAndFuture
Rough sex marks
NateTsalagi
Damn babysitters always need attention...at least that's how it is in the movies I watch
WhatDoYouMeanICantStickMyFingerThere
So......your job sometimes gets physical....ok
GeoTeacher
If by physical, you mean being attacked, then yes
Gasmonkeyfrank
That's totally a hickey from Count Suckula!
Zotar
Kids be crazy
EchoMe
My little sister (preschool) came home with a note last year saying that she eloped during play time and we were SO confused till we googled
EchoMe
The word. Lmao we were imagining a miniature wedding
myusernameisnotyourconcern
Can you watch my kid Friday night?
GeoTeacher
Depends on a lot of things
ifeelaneedforsheeppuns
Kick ass sea bass @op!!
Breyers101
Great legs... There, I said it.
GeoTeacher
Thanks. They work pretty well thusfar
GreenEggsAndSam92
I mean yeah I'm sure it's not a cake walk but try being an iron worker
GeoTeacher
I can't say I have. Not sure I have the specific skills for that
WubbaIubbadubdub
So being a geo teacher doesn't rock?
Fattbeard
First sentence people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elopement
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
TMYK
Nukls
We just call it "escaping"
NinjaDoge2
Oh god they've escaped D:
Nukls
And eluding and evading
GeoTeacher
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/elopement
Nukls
"an act or instance of leaving a safe area or safe premises, done by a person with a mental disorder or cognitive impairment" begs questions
GeoTeacher
What question? It seems pretty clear
Nukls
Questions Professional Behaviour Therapists probably aren't allowed to answer about their patient's disorders or cognitive impairments.
GeoTeacher
You would be correct. HIPAA and all that
StattrakPancake
I thought eloping was basically getting married?
GeoTeacher
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/elopement See definition 2
StattrakPancake
Ah I see. Fair enough.
StattrakPancake
Yea, googled it, it's when you run away to get married.
GeoTeacher
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/elopement
Armistice023
This is one of those times where the word is technically correct, but is not colloquially correct
GeoTeacher
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/elopement It is scientifically correct
Armistice023
Meh
FireBreathingFerret
Again, sharing scientific terminology = downvote? Wtf imgur
GeoTeacher
I appreciate you
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Your username says you're a teacher... I don't think teachers are supposed to lay hands on kids...
GeoTeacher
We can intervene if an individual is in danger. Like a 4th grader trying to run onto a busy street
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
What's a 4th grader doing close to a busy street in the first place? They should have been stopped on school grounds..
GeoTeacher
The school is right off the highway. We managed to stop them right before the front door
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
The front door of the building is not going to be 5 feet from the highway... You made it sound like he was standing at the road...
GeoTeacher
Does it matter if he was 5 ft from the road or 20 ft from the road? There was a direction of travel that needed to be stopped
BananaShip
Wear some hockey pads next time, that should keep those little shits away.
GeoTeacher
Not a bad idea. Need to convince the school to pay for it though
BananaShip
Just bring your own, your legs will thank you.
GeoTeacher
Would need to get it approved as equipment. I wear a polar fleece to prevent bites from breaking skin bc they won't approve bracers
BananaShip
Well that's better than nothing. Do they allow superheros at school? You could pretend to be batman and wear a batsuit.
GeoTeacher
I believe we aren't allowed to have capes
mongswoosh
Eloping literally means to run away secretly in order to get married.
Fattbeard
To elope, most literally, means to run away and to not come back to the point of origin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elopement
GeoTeacher
It also means that. But eloping is also the behavioral term for when a person tried to run away for attention or to get out of something
USPS
could we also say truancy?
GeoTeacher
That is a different thing. Elopement is specifically related to cognitive or emotional impairment while truancy is more criminal
beardedladiesmatter
In my line of work kids/adults who do this are called absconders.
GeoTeacher
It's the term in behavioral science
Fattbeard
So are you a teacher or just work in a place that helps troubled kids? Either way kudos to you I couldn't do it.
GeoTeacher
I am both. I teach behavior now. I modify behaviors that would normally get a kid kicked out of school
Fattbeard
Well good on you. Keep it up OP.
GeoTeacher
Thanks
FireBreathingFerret
Who the fuck downvoted you stating your profession, and an exceptionally noble one at that??
GeoTeacher
IDK. There is a very salty person
TheMutt74
Great legs...regardless of the abuse.
GeoTeacher
They're pretty functional. Good at holding doors closed
TheMutt74
Or getting beat up by unruly students as well...hope it doesn't hurt much.
GeoTeacher
It's not that bad. There are people in this profession that get much worse. I never had anything broken
TheMutt74
A truly underappreciated profession. Thankfully...here's to hoping it never comes to that.