Jan 25, 2018 11:42 PM
AMightyStranger
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funny
BigAZNMan
Rub his clit.
kettlebellislife
Every time this reposted, it's the same reply tweet. Disappointing every time
90sLego
I will always upvote reciprocating relationship advice. Yes, even the silly stuff.
Greatwood
PeanutTechno
"Buy him food, play with his hair, take him out on a date" Yes please! ^_^
Jbx277
You'll get results ladies.
VesselOfHate
I mean, it doesn't do anything for me, but if she's as into it as I am into sticking her titties, deal.
giantkel
Another repost of a repost of a repost
superiorninja
Do any of you guys never watched Japanese porn? They literally suck male nipples there.
vauhtihirmu
I think US culture may be more strongly about "anything women enjoy is unbecoming of a man" than many others when it comes to sex stuff.
Shrekhead
Finally women are learning
boredasusuall
It started great then the peanut gallery entered and fucked up everyones day
Womblebat
@saggateron
ThatKidWhoYoyos
What I like best is when I'm sitting around the fire at a festival, and she (the hot girl) walks up and slowly scratches my head. >>
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Gianttesticlemonster
As a guy a little self conscious about my chest, please do. It may make me feel better
eroso
How about of your testicles?
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Get HIM pregnant. Have him bear YOUR child. Make HIM have the menstrual cycles. Be more naturally physically strong than HIM!
MessedUpAaron
I actually DO like my tiddies sucked!
IncapableOfGuile
mukyuuhikuu
finger HIS pussy
PhailRaptor
It's called a prostate, and yes please do
Juntao88
As a guy whose gf likes to lick my nipps, I do recommend, it's acrually pretty nice.
SadBeep
Ex and I dated for 2 years, not once did she ever empower me or do any of those cute little things. Fucking selfish bitch. always about her
forthbaam
I mean... as a guy.... geting my nipples touched in most ways is great
Wanderingmaniac
What's wrong with the bottom text? I wouldn't complain!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I can't wait for this movement to never catch on!
EvaNagito
Boyfriend wants to try anal (in his butt I mean) and I’m totally ok with that. I only hope he enjoys, also he likes when I suck his nipples
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Go slow. Use lube. Loosen it up with a few fingers before going at it. It'll make the experience better for him. He'll want to do it again.
nonamejanie
Hairy nipples. No.
FoSho111
SilverHarvest
I am not complaining. In my situation however it would shift our balance of our already pretty fifty fifty situation.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Keeping score is destructive in a relationship, friend. If you need/want something, you should feel free to ask without worrying about 1/2
greentights
not necessarily score keeping, but sometimes it's clear when the other isn't reciprocating. :\ it just gets tiring
whether or not you owe your SO. And your SO should feel the same. You should also not expect the answer to be yes because he/she "owes" 2/3
you anything. And again, your SO should feel the same. Scorekeeping is for sports and business. 3/3
LasciviousHedgehog
rushin1985
That episode is brilliant and the pure horror on stewies face so funny ha ha
PascalCasedUserName
One of the early episodes!
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
Was seeing a girl who was sexually inexperienced. She went to bite by nipple after I bit hers and... definitely didn't wet my whistle.
thehumanoidsarecoming
Are you a guy, cause they don't get wet.
It's just a figure of speech. Didn't turn me on.
It's okay. Water guns are a thing.
MisterDildy
A friend of mine in high school had a girl chomp down on his dick, like it was an after school snack
So she nipped your nip?
TheCaptain00
Like anal its all preference.
aznanimality
Send her my way
thatsbadmmkay
ForgivingCat
Sounds like you're sexually inexperienced too, if you only got your nips bitten once.
erischilde
Depends though. I'm totally up for it. Pierced for a reason: attention goes HERE
cedosti
As trousersoftime said! I like it, had to get nipples pierced b4 I could feel anything there, all depends on your nerve ending at said spot
Sinjai
By and large guys aren't into it. But some are.
KyleBeach
One of the main reasons it's nice for women is the additionally developed nerve clusters in there. Pleasure receptors combat a bit of the
pain when the little fuckers are latching on for milk.
JeremyPeevin
I mean I wouldn't complain about any of that.
Toxicjinx
Had a guy who had just got his chest tattoo making his nipples super sensitive. He only liked them sucked after touch ups after that.
notCringeybut
I'd like that treatment honestly
MaevaQ
I‘m taking out my husband to KFC tomorrow. It was he wished for & I like to see him happy.
sanaujiram
My girlfriend has sucked mine and 1 it’s SUPER uncomfortable, like tickling 2. She said it tastes like a Dirty penny
CanadianMadCow
Why... why is she putting dirty pennies in her mouth...
Where do YOU keep the change you find on the street, huh?!
I've had woman buy me dinner, can confirm - it was awesome
BolenArrow
I must be really lucky with who I've been dating because they all have not had a problem paying...
TraitorousTrump3
First date w my wife, she had a $50 gift card for dinner. Excellent.
jshawd40
My 1st date with your wife and she only had a $20 gift card. She clearly likes you more....You win.
She’s not easy, so sucks to be you.
Lol
Crockpotseal
My girlfriend jokingly sucked on my nipple. It felt pretty good. I can't be the only one
tygerpsimatrix
They are functionally identical at the epidermal layer. No reason it shouldn't.
AWhiteYoshi
No girl, but hell yea, nipples feel great.
OverpricedCrayon
It didnt feel good to me, just bizarre and put me out of the moment
MacheteBettie
My husband loves it. Ain't no shame
BadReactionToSimochi
Super common thing in Japan. I’ve had to tell women not to do it. They seem confused because why would I not like that?
MrrSir
The fuck did I just read?
imshibagel
One of my exes jokingly licked it during sex. I never knew about the stimulation. I came immediately. She couldn't stop laughing...
My wife seriously sucks mine. It's not too bad.
CommentProvider
Huh. Mine don't work that way, why too intense
stormwindfallacy
Yeah it just kinda hurts for me lol
mstalltree
Can confirm
suretoast
I'm actually sad when I'm with a guy who isn't turned on by that. So you aren't and it's awesome when men are.
#notallmen
CmRock136
My gf can finish entirely from nipple stimulation. It's pretty great.
I know.
NicomoCosca
I find it uncomfortable. Like tickly. I don't enjoy it
spartantalk
Men still have the nerve endings. It can be nice or uncomfortable, depends.
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
Wait, this is not the most normal thing in the world? I have done this with every man I have ever slept with. Ok, results differ slightly >>
<< and not everyone was a big fan. But I never considered it weird, always assumed it a normal erogenous zone. I’m completely baffled now.
It's not weird.
UrsaPsi
you're not. Sometimes I feel like the only dude with legitimately non-sensitive nipples.
Vio562000
Wow, it’s almost like the nipples are an erogenous zone or something. Oh wait. They are.
Not for me. My tummy on the other hand...
Don’t worry, that’s common.
[deleted]
Good for him! Doesn't do anything for me.
FanBoy1774
Well holy crap I'm not the only one, yay!
jackblade
Well it is.
Dionysus187
No thanks. May as well be licking my wallet.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Doesn't do it for me, but y'all do what works for you.
cogitoro
Yeah, um, I get... sexual stimulation from my nipples. I'm not proud of it.
Fuck stigma
MrPickins
You shouldn't not be proud of it.
PSWIIsixty
Be proud, it's awesome. Being turned on by your partner is nothing to be ashamed of.
probshouldntsayitbut
I mean maybe don’t get it on a t-shirt, but nothing to be ashamed of once one on one (or more if that is your thing).
BeautifulSound
Shit's great! Be proud!
goodfornothingsoap
I did this to guys for years thinking it was normal because they seamed to like it. Turned out I was the first to do it to any of them
DukePony
That’s what we call a “trend setter”
Charcharm
Same! Didn't know I was doing something unusual. Male nipples are fun to play with, they are so ridiculously tiny, fragile and innocent.
And so reactive! Tiny little touch and they instantly come out to say hello.
BigAZNMan
Rub his clit.
kettlebellislife
Every time this reposted, it's the same reply tweet. Disappointing every time
90sLego
I will always upvote reciprocating relationship advice. Yes, even the silly stuff.
Greatwood
PeanutTechno
"Buy him food, play with his hair, take him out on a date" Yes please! ^_^
Jbx277
You'll get results ladies.
VesselOfHate
I mean, it doesn't do anything for me, but if she's as into it as I am into sticking her titties, deal.
giantkel
Another repost of a repost of a repost
superiorninja
Do any of you guys never watched Japanese porn? They literally suck male nipples there.
vauhtihirmu
I think US culture may be more strongly about "anything women enjoy is unbecoming of a man" than many others when it comes to sex stuff.
Shrekhead
Finally women are learning
boredasusuall
It started great then the peanut gallery entered and fucked up everyones day
Womblebat
@saggateron
ThatKidWhoYoyos
What I like best is when I'm sitting around the fire at a festival, and she (the hot girl) walks up and slowly scratches my head. >>
ThatKidWhoYoyos
<
Gianttesticlemonster
As a guy a little self conscious about my chest, please do. It may make me feel better
eroso
How about of your testicles?
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Get HIM pregnant. Have him bear YOUR child. Make HIM have the menstrual cycles. Be more naturally physically strong than HIM!
MessedUpAaron
I actually DO like my tiddies sucked!
IncapableOfGuile
mukyuuhikuu
finger HIS pussy
PhailRaptor
It's called a prostate, and yes please do
Juntao88
As a guy whose gf likes to lick my nipps, I do recommend, it's acrually pretty nice.
SadBeep
Ex and I dated for 2 years, not once did she ever empower me or do any of those cute little things. Fucking selfish bitch. always about her
forthbaam
I mean... as a guy.... geting my nipples touched in most ways is great
Wanderingmaniac
What's wrong with the bottom text? I wouldn't complain!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I can't wait for this movement to never catch on!
EvaNagito
Boyfriend wants to try anal (in his butt I mean) and I’m totally ok with that. I only hope he enjoys, also he likes when I suck his nipples
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Go slow. Use lube. Loosen it up with a few fingers before going at it. It'll make the experience better for him. He'll want to do it again.
nonamejanie
Hairy nipples. No.
FoSho111
SilverHarvest
I am not complaining. In my situation however it would shift our balance of our already pretty fifty fifty situation.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Keeping score is destructive in a relationship, friend. If you need/want something, you should feel free to ask without worrying about 1/2
greentights
not necessarily score keeping, but sometimes it's clear when the other isn't reciprocating. :\ it just gets tiring
ArtMadeofYourComment
whether or not you owe your SO. And your SO should feel the same. You should also not expect the answer to be yes because he/she "owes" 2/3
ArtMadeofYourComment
you anything. And again, your SO should feel the same. Scorekeeping is for sports and business. 3/3
LasciviousHedgehog
rushin1985
That episode is brilliant and the pure horror on stewies face so funny ha ha
PascalCasedUserName
One of the early episodes!
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
Was seeing a girl who was sexually inexperienced. She went to bite by nipple after I bit hers and... definitely didn't wet my whistle.
thehumanoidsarecoming
Are you a guy, cause they don't get wet.
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
It's just a figure of speech. Didn't turn me on.
thehumanoidsarecoming
It's okay. Water guns are a thing.
MisterDildy
A friend of mine in high school had a girl chomp down on his dick, like it was an after school snack
AMightyStranger
So she nipped your nip?
TheCaptain00
Like anal its all preference.
aznanimality
Send her my way
thatsbadmmkay
ForgivingCat
Sounds like you're sexually inexperienced too, if you only got your nips bitten once.
erischilde
Depends though. I'm totally up for it. Pierced for a reason: attention goes HERE
cedosti
As trousersoftime said! I like it, had to get nipples pierced b4 I could feel anything there, all depends on your nerve ending at said spot
Sinjai
By and large guys aren't into it. But some are.
KyleBeach
One of the main reasons it's nice for women is the additionally developed nerve clusters in there. Pleasure receptors combat a bit of the
KyleBeach
pain when the little fuckers are latching on for milk.
JeremyPeevin
I mean I wouldn't complain about any of that.
Toxicjinx
Had a guy who had just got his chest tattoo making his nipples super sensitive. He only liked them sucked after touch ups after that.
notCringeybut
I'd like that treatment honestly
MaevaQ
I‘m taking out my husband to KFC tomorrow. It was he wished for & I like to see him happy.
sanaujiram
My girlfriend has sucked mine and 1 it’s SUPER uncomfortable, like tickling 2. She said it tastes like a Dirty penny
CanadianMadCow
Why... why is she putting dirty pennies in her mouth...
vauhtihirmu
Where do YOU keep the change you find on the street, huh?!
eroso
I've had woman buy me dinner, can confirm - it was awesome
BolenArrow
I must be really lucky with who I've been dating because they all have not had a problem paying...
TraitorousTrump3
First date w my wife, she had a $50 gift card for dinner. Excellent.
jshawd40
My 1st date with your wife and she only had a $20 gift card. She clearly likes you more....You win.
TraitorousTrump3
She’s not easy, so sucks to be you.
jshawd40
Lol
Crockpotseal
My girlfriend jokingly sucked on my nipple. It felt pretty good. I can't be the only one
tygerpsimatrix
They are functionally identical at the epidermal layer. No reason it shouldn't.
AWhiteYoshi
No girl, but hell yea, nipples feel great.
OverpricedCrayon
It didnt feel good to me, just bizarre and put me out of the moment
MacheteBettie
My husband loves it. Ain't no shame
BadReactionToSimochi
Super common thing in Japan. I’ve had to tell women not to do it. They seem confused because why would I not like that?
MrrSir
The fuck did I just read?
imshibagel
One of my exes jokingly licked it during sex. I never knew about the stimulation. I came immediately. She couldn't stop laughing...
ForgivingCat
My wife seriously sucks mine. It's not too bad.
CommentProvider
Huh. Mine don't work that way, why too intense
stormwindfallacy
Yeah it just kinda hurts for me lol
mstalltree
Can confirm
suretoast
I'm actually sad when I'm with a guy who isn't turned on by that. So you aren't and it's awesome when men are.
ForgivingCat
#notallmen
CmRock136
My gf can finish entirely from nipple stimulation. It's pretty great.
ForgivingCat
I know.
NicomoCosca
I find it uncomfortable. Like tickly. I don't enjoy it
spartantalk
Men still have the nerve endings. It can be nice or uncomfortable, depends.
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
Wait, this is not the most normal thing in the world? I have done this with every man I have ever slept with. Ok, results differ slightly >>
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
<< and not everyone was a big fan. But I never considered it weird, always assumed it a normal erogenous zone. I’m completely baffled now.
ForgivingCat
It's not weird.
UrsaPsi
you're not. Sometimes I feel like the only dude with legitimately non-sensitive nipples.
Vio562000
Wow, it’s almost like the nipples are an erogenous zone or something. Oh wait. They are.
ForgivingCat
Not for me. My tummy on the other hand...
Vio562000
Don’t worry, that’s common.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ForgivingCat
Good for him! Doesn't do anything for me.
FanBoy1774
Well holy crap I'm not the only one, yay!
jackblade
Well it is.
Dionysus187
No thanks. May as well be licking my wallet.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Doesn't do it for me, but y'all do what works for you.
cogitoro
Yeah, um, I get... sexual stimulation from my nipples. I'm not proud of it.
ForgivingCat
Fuck stigma
MrPickins
You shouldn't not be proud of it.
PSWIIsixty
Be proud, it's awesome. Being turned on by your partner is nothing to be ashamed of.
probshouldntsayitbut
I mean maybe don’t get it on a t-shirt, but nothing to be ashamed of once one on one (or more if that is your thing).
BeautifulSound
Shit's great! Be proud!
goodfornothingsoap
I did this to guys for years thinking it was normal because they seamed to like it. Turned out I was the first to do it to any of them
DukePony
That’s what we call a “trend setter”
Charcharm
Same! Didn't know I was doing something unusual. Male nipples are fun to play with, they are so ridiculously tiny, fragile and innocent.
suretoast
And so reactive! Tiny little touch and they instantly come out to say hello.
Charcharm