Dec 19, 2018 9:09 PM
Sinisfun
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Upierczi
My last relationship was a collection of great stories. Sadly, the collection was called The Necronomicon.
SupaFlyJedi
Would you say it was magical? But that magic ended up being necromancy?
BubbaSlabbs
Still a better love story than Twilight
moecurlylarry
Did she try to run you over with a 57 Plymouth?
slinkhi
You wanted to take it to the next level, but SO was clowning around too much?
djheadshot
Did the alien want to do butt stuff?
autmed
v
Demonicadragonfire
I feel this on so many levels about my ex. Hope things are getting better for you now.
NorwegianPine
Never put your dick in crazy son. Or evil. Or aliens.
whatifitwasnevertrue
btdt
cricketmozzarella
Do tell
ClearBlue
Were some of the pages stuck together?
CanuckleheadChick
Cool! Which one?
BrianMaysBadger
The Running Man?
baronswung
I'd like to tell you the sisters didn't get to Andy. But I can't..
TarynomaticRex
Did it end in a sudden, random, and vaguely unsatisfying way?
howmanypointscanigetbylying
Did it take place in Maine and are you an author?
ciscoxing626
Nope
MediocreExtremist
good thing the back cover was missing
Upierczi
My last relationship was a collection of great stories. Sadly, the collection was called The Necronomicon.
SupaFlyJedi
Would you say it was magical? But that magic ended up being necromancy?
BubbaSlabbs
Still a better love story than Twilight
moecurlylarry
Did she try to run you over with a 57 Plymouth?
slinkhi
You wanted to take it to the next level, but SO was clowning around too much?
djheadshot
Did the alien want to do butt stuff?
autmed
Demonicadragonfire
I feel this on so many levels about my ex. Hope things are getting better for you now.
NorwegianPine
Never put your dick in crazy son. Or evil. Or aliens.
whatifitwasnevertrue
btdt
cricketmozzarella
Do tell
ClearBlue
Were some of the pages stuck together?
CanuckleheadChick
Cool! Which one?
BrianMaysBadger
The Running Man?
baronswung
I'd like to tell you the sisters didn't get to Andy. But I can't..
TarynomaticRex
Did it end in a sudden, random, and vaguely unsatisfying way?
howmanypointscanigetbylying
Did it take place in Maine and are you an author?
ciscoxing626
Nope
MediocreExtremist
good thing the back cover was missing