Chocolate christmas brandy balls

Dec 18, 2025 8:48 PM

tallyhoho

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What they lack in presentation they make up for in taste

These are a few of my favorite things: chocolate, booze, nuts, enough sugar to make your vision go blur.

Toss 1.25 cups of nuts (I use pecans) in a splash of booze (brandy, rum, bourbon whatever dealers choice) and toast 350 for 8 minutes.

Combine nuts, 1.5 cups vanilla wafers, 1/3 cup powdered chocolate, 1/3 cup powdered sugar, dash salt in food processor until finely ground.

In a big bowl combine 6 tablespoons maple syrup, 1/3 cup booze, splash of vanilla. Then mix in your nut mixture.

Portion into balls and chill in fridge for 20 minutes.

Melt your chocolate in 30 second bursts in the microwave mixing between each session till smooth.

Use a fork and dip those balls till smooth and sexy.

You can also forgo chocolate and just dip in powdered sugar.

Store in airtight container in fridge for up to one week.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Everytime I make these I think of this skit

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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3 months ago (deleted Dec 19, 2025 9:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

First ball is free...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooh, nice!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Kentucky these are bourbon balls.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something drbourbontheoriginal would say

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guilty

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had me at chocolate, brandy, and balls.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's right just get in the back of this windowless van

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, I'll help you lift that couch in there.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You can also forgo chocolate"? Lol, no I cannot.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm doing that thing where I point at myself and then point at you and nod vigorously

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

🎵 2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
And 2 or 3 egg whites,
A half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
Stir it with a wooden spoon,
Mix in a cup of flour.
You’‘l be in heaven soon. 🎶

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put em in your mouth and suck em'

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this comment.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: You found it!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna seem too forward, but I want your balls in my mouth. I want to suck on your balls.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Too subtle

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to not waste time, and ignore your cries of "not yet, they're not ready!" & have your batter dribbling from my lips.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good lord you must really love balls

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0