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What they lack in presentation they make up for in taste
These are a few of my favorite things: chocolate, booze, nuts, enough sugar to make your vision go blur.
Toss 1.25 cups of nuts (I use pecans) in a splash of booze (brandy, rum, bourbon whatever dealers choice) and toast 350 for 8 minutes.
Combine nuts, 1.5 cups vanilla wafers, 1/3 cup powdered chocolate, 1/3 cup powdered sugar, dash salt in food processor until finely ground.
In a big bowl combine 6 tablespoons maple syrup, 1/3 cup booze, splash of vanilla. Then mix in your nut mixture.
Portion into balls and chill in fridge for 20 minutes.
Melt your chocolate in 30 second bursts in the microwave mixing between each session till smooth.
Use a fork and dip those balls till smooth and sexy.
You can also forgo chocolate and just dip in powdered sugar.
Store in airtight container in fridge for up to one week.
MinorityRetort
tallyhoho
Everytime I make these I think of this skit
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tallyhoho
First ball is free...
ParallelParkingInABurka
Ooooh, nice!
tallyhoho
Thanks!
DrBourbonTheOriginal
In Kentucky these are bourbon balls.
tallyhoho
Sounds like something drbourbontheoriginal would say
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Guilty
WellWhatTheHeck
You had me at chocolate, brandy, and balls.
tallyhoho
That's right just get in the back of this windowless van
WellWhatTheHeck
Sure, I'll help you lift that couch in there.
ourari
"You can also forgo chocolate"? Lol, no I cannot.
tallyhoho
I'm doing that thing where I point at myself and then point at you and nod vigorously
smorsdoeuvres
Yes
ourari
Hatsodoom
I was thinking the same thing
Zapathasura
🎵 2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
And 2 or 3 egg whites,
A half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
Stir it with a wooden spoon,
Mix in a cup of flour.
You’‘l be in heaven soon. 🎶
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Put em in your mouth and suck em'
wuzzyvear
I was looking for this comment.
ourari
Spoiler alert: You found it!
wuzzyvear
Yes!
beez428
I don't wanna seem too forward, but I want your balls in my mouth. I want to suck on your balls.
tallyhoho
Too subtle
beez428
I want to not waste time, and ignore your cries of "not yet, they're not ready!" & have your batter dribbling from my lips.
tallyhoho
Good lord you must really love balls