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once again, for those in the back, don't forget that Trump is a raper of children and the GOP is protecting him / others
Aug 5, 2025 7:47 PM
WhattaMattahYou
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once again, for those in the back, don't forget that Trump is a raper of children and the GOP is protecting him / others
JCDenton10
Oh damn. Glad we stocked up on pre-tariff coffee.
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
Friend got in an argument with a conervative colleague that said Trump isn't so wrong on xyz, so my friend corrected him "You mean the rapist isn't so wrong?" Strangely ended the argument abruptly!
lovingspace
I refuse to buy certain items unless the price comes back down. We can all play the supply and demand game.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
laughs in i couldn't afford coffee before the price hikes, have you considered water??? in the same single reusable bottle ive have for almost 10 years that was in the lost and found of my work for a year so i was told i could take it home
Clockworkdancerobot
Republicans have LONG been the party of protecting Pedophiles. Ask Gym Jordan who ignored Ohio State abuses. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/former-osu-wrestlers-say-jim-jordan-betrayed-shouldnt-house-speaker-rcna119116
philmoregraves
I mean tariffs for sure but crop yields are also decreasing due to *checks notes* fake news woke climate change
lifeisadadjoke
Just wait until that Brazil tariff hits...only people drinking coffee will be the billionaire pedos.
jayman0123
Or people that steal coffee
IAmTheBadW01f
There'll be riots in the streets. Ignore the pedo stuff, this might be the thing that takes them down
Redyls
pretty sure that 14 is too old for him
tinydog
Just how old is an "enigma", anyway?
Swedishbouldering
As much as I love blaming everything on trump it's only partly due to tarrifs. The harvest of coffe is aTT an all time low due to bad weather as well. Otherwise the prices wouldn't have doubles in Europe as well
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Sounds like a bad time to implement tariffs.
UnattendedDeviant
Coffee prices are up almost 40% but wait until they find out Trump's 50% tarriff doesn't hit until August 6th.
Perkunas687
We gon' get ate
TinyLiehon
Meh, once coffee production returns to the USA it'll be fine /s
Weehuahua512
lol
baals
We can just grow coffee in the vast northern banana fields
PurpleSquare713
Man, are MAGA going to be in for a rude awakening when they discover coffee isn't grown commercially anywhere in the US except for a limited brand in Hawaii. We just don't have the right environmental conditions.
dtallen243
Good. Coffee is nasty bean juice
IAmASentientWaffle
You're in luck! Thanks to global warming the coffee-growing zone is shifting away from the equator, into the southern US.
Forensickle
Yet! Trump seems perfectly happy to turn new England's climate into Colombia's. Although that is long term thinking the GOP isn't capable of
PosthumousExile
Considering the level of awareness and critical thinking they've displayed, they won't connect these instances.
VinnyVeritas
Time to "goggle" chicory coffee - the old standby from the 1st Great Depression. If you've been asleep (aka NOT WOKE) the stupid Orange Turd is MAKING AMERICA GODFORSAKEN AGAIN.
WhattaMattahYou
time to also secure food close to home
foraging won't keep a family fully fed BUT you can get extra calories and/or make extra cash
Pawpaws are coming in season next month, if you're N. America North East (includes Canada y'all) look around and see if there's some deliciousness you've overlooked before. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asimina_triloba
VinnyVeritas
Whaaaat ? I've NEVER seen pawpaws referenced. I grew up in the Ozarks and they were always a special summer treat. I've heard that some agricultural colleges were studying them to determine if they could be developed into a viable large-scale market item.
WhattaMattahYou
You'll find them points east of the Ozarks, thickly though some parts of Pennsylvania and Maryland for sure. (have foraged those woods)
There's a lot of work being done to improve strains. I don't currently have my own land, but when I do again I'm putting in a grove of Pawpaws. Would love to see what a Pawpaw wine might taste like.
Here's an older Reddit thread with good discussion, and if you search for "Pawpaw cultivars" you'll find a lot of differet varieties. Good stuff
WhattaMattahYou
https://www.reddit.com/r/Pawpaws/comments/il5vac/what_varieties_do_you_recommend
VinnyVeritas
Thanks and thanks. Pawpaw wine ? That's crazy ... and maybe genius !