Audience of Generals and Admirals reduced to a dribble, due to an outbreak of Bone Spurs.

Sep 30, 2025 10:58 PM

No applause was heard. Trump asked for applause like a failed gameshow host.
Source - Andy Borowitz.

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Does Borowitz also do straight reporting? The "Borowitz Report" is satire.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a fucking MAGA rally. It was an unnecessary congregation of the country's military leaders, each and every one of whom could have beat the consciousness out of Pete or Donnie without breaking a sweat.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

well that's a bold assertion, i would REALLY like to see evidence that it is true ; )

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good. Silence is telling.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think you misunderstood what caused the silence.
If you mean the lack of applause as he came into the room, these guys aren't like normal people, without a prompt they would make no noise.
They are decades of discipline stitched into tidy uniforms.
There would be no spontaneous response to anything from people like that.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good, once again.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good. Because Captain Cheeto would not understand that and his feeling would be hurt.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0