Alexa. Play Darude Sandstorm, Nightcore version.

Apr 10, 2025 12:04 PM

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elon_musk

Nightcore did a version of Sandstorm?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would LOVE to see a super cut of this entire episode. Just focusing Elons eyes s as he looks at chat and gets physically deflated. Make him cry like he’s making senior citizens, hungry kids, and the working poor cry.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shoot that shit straight in to my viens

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bully offends the weak, they are heroes because they fight a powerful evil man.
So cybeheroes, not cyberbullies

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not cyberbullying, it's a Roman protest.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A) he repeatedly died to the tutorial boss, in a game he had previously claimed to be top 10 in the world at

B) it wasn’t techno music, it was Grimes. His ex, most recently seen tweeting at him that he was being a neglectful father

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it would be "techno" music wouldn't it. i doubt he actually fucking likes it, but it has "tech" in the name so hes gotta consider his image of a fucking cringelord highschooler who doesn't know anything.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats the gaming community for you. They love deeply, and they mercilessly wreck you deeply.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta say PoE2 has been our best export to the world in a while, and this is one of the best parts

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did the richest man in the world not think to pay for a team of moderators?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He views people not in his wealth bracket as NOT-people.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't do "Sandstorm" dirty like that. Yeah yeah, it's a meme, I know, but it's genuinely a total banger of a trance track.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bro was dying in the tutorial

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because he didn't know how to disable the chat functions.

11 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

This honestly made my week. I watched it over and over just laughing.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With any other person that whole interaction would be fucked, but Elon is the free speech guy so it’s all good.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bullying is low.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HMBOL

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crap! Forgot to post the sauce:

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTwitterAccounts/s/Lieo8KIlWZ

11 months ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish there was video of this. Honestly... it would be fantastic

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There is. Sadly only on X https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mrGmPleodQKy

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You can find plenty of videos of people reacting to it on YouTube. I'd stick to ones that are made by Path to Exile content creators because they know how to roast him for his shit gameplay as well

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cyber bullying is wrong unless is towards Musk.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You can’t bully a nazi, I think that’s in the Bible

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

FAFO 12:17 "The Father did look upon those casting stones at the Nazi and smiled beatifically, saying nothing, for it was Good."

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those last two quotes above were the best/harshest/most schadenfreudey. because they were so damn true.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just realised the first two weren't insults, but names.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Translation: Musk decides its time to buy Twitch and "caring" about cyber bullying.

11 months ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

We created a bunch of twitter clones, no reason we couldn’t migrate away from twitch.

Don’t really like it’s current ownership anyway

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ew

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Naturally, as with Twitter and "free-speech absolutism" it'll be "anti-bullying for me, bullying for thee".

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

oh yes its fine as long as he's doing it!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bezos hates musk and while I doubt Bezos cares about Twitch, he probably wouldn't sell it just to spite Musk

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

To be clear Bezos is an evil capitalist too, but he's everything Musk claims to be on a business acumen and intelligence level, he just keeps quiet

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The chat wasn't from Twitch, it was in-game.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

actually I think he cares, and that hurts him. he likely misses the time when he was admired by the public

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely, but as king incel he’d rather blame everyone else rather than engage in a tiny bit of introspection.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like…do you know how easy it would be to fulfill his Tony stark fantasy and become a hero with that kind of money? Part of why he’s hated is he chooses to use that money to be petty nazi troll. Toss a couple billion at ending homelessness and hunger. But some socialists and progressives into power so we can get universal healthcare, buy navient and forgive every loan…Elon chooses to be a bastard when he could be a savior, so a little cyber bullying is the least he deserves.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't it owned by Bezos?

11 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Thing is like Twitter, Twitch has never made a profit. It's not inconceivable that Bezos would be willing to allow Musk to make the mistake of paying an atrocious amount to run another platform into the ground due to his own vanity.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yup. Amazon bought twitch a couple of years ago

11 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I regret to inform you it was over 10 years ago...

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Why must you be so hurtful?

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[Rapid aging intensifies]

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

origin story....

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

nah he's been a dissapointment since '08

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hes already a villain though...

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If he had an origin story based around anti bullying, it would have started back when his bullies threw him down a flight of stairs and kicked him in the face until it was purple and swollen like a bruised tomato.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That story Musk tells isn't quite true, according to his father. It was one kid, and Musk mocked him because the kid's father committed suicide. Musk told the kid his father was "stupid." https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/elon-musks-dad-debunks-bullying-205829573.html

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, he was always a little scumbag.

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Shocking to no one

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Entitled little shit who thinks he gets to play with the emotions of others at his whim, sucker punching a kid who has to defend an absent father who succumbed to the pressures of this cruel world. If the kid punched him for real life, it was completely justified. What a psycho. However, what if this kid was previously bullying him? Would it then become justifiable for kid-Elon to use a psychological tactic like that when he saw an opening? How far back does an origin story have to go? Inception

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What was the game?

11 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Habbbo Hotel

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Shame about the pool being closed

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello kitty’s island adventure

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Snake

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Path of exile 2, it’s like a much more complex Diablo

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lam mower simulator 2025

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Path of exile 2.

11 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Is there a real-life path of exile we can put him on? Oh, does the 2 mean there's room for someone else? Because I have a candidate in mind.

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I like the way you think

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In which he claims to be a top ranked player but has repeatedly died to the tutorial boss, indicating that he has A. Had others play his account, or B. PAID for accounts. Which are violations of the TOS and should be banned and locked.

11 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

My money is on B.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's A. He's claimed having the same username since the game released, but was caught "playing" while throwing up Nazi salutes at the inauguration

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Didn't he admit he got piloted?

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No? Even though his character was online while he was live on TV during the inauguration.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He did. There was a “Twitter interview”, where he straight up said it. Also said everyone else was doing it, so he had to, to be competitive. The dude is delusional.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All games technically forbid account trading, but that should not prevent you from hustling and getting some value out of all that has been taken from you with microtransactions. Otherwise, we can argue that videogames are being used as literal blackholes of money, thusly an inflation-generating scam like electronic coins and thusly be made illegal everywhere. I do support treating Elon Musk unfairly, but setting precedents to dark use of laws, empowering industries over consumers, is bad too

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

...What? Video games have actual employees that they pay, there's no "black hole of money". There's nothing wrong with them banning people who try to sell and trade accounts, especially in games with competitive leaderboards.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So, you're admitting that the leaderboards are not some comparison of skill, but rather displays of money if account trading is forbidden. In a real world race that is not scammy, the competition organizers would not care if I decided to buy out my opponent's car or roller skates to pilot them myself. If the game is not rigged from the start, account trading should be permissible.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Path of exile is free to play and only makes money from cosmetic micro transactions. They're one of the few developers doing it right.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Never meant to imply they were not. I might play it too some time if what you say is true. A bit tired of majority games where money is all that is respected and personality takes second place to wealth displays

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One correction, Path of Exile is free to play, PoE 2 is NOT.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i think that's not completely true? iirc the poe stash is expanded with mta. a trap for item hoarders.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Repeatedly dying against the TUTORIAL BOSS in his game.

11 months ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 2

Lol, armoured core VI, we're not soulslike, honest. It not but it's not hello kitty island adventure either.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:D The universe really Is trying to tell him something :P

11 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

This is the guy who got to LV 96 on hardcore within the first month of the game coming out, he's in the top 0.1% of players, he did that, it wasn't anyone else. Anyway, yeah, he died several times in the first act, barely knew how the game worked and navigated the UI with the glacial slowness of an arthritic grandma. What an absolute fucking tool the man is.

11 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Some say, (despite not being about to press a couple of buttons and read 2 minutes of “how to play an action RPG”), that he’s a software/rocket/engineering genius… but struggles with a game playable with a couple of buttons…

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean POE2 is hard, but not that hard. My guess is that he missed the fact that it has a dodge mechanic...

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Elon couldn't play Pong even if Nolan Bushnell personally showed him how.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because a top level player who is top ten in the world just stands there and spams lightning untill he dies

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How high was he? And he's running the country? sigh

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In his game that he is "top 3 hardcore player" in

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given how many times I died to the Oggo Bogdo five minutes into "Fallen Order" I'm not going to shame him for that, particularly when there's so many other better things he deserves to be shamed for.

11 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 9

This is kind of like saying "I know I couldn't score a point against Serena Williams without a minor miracle, so I won't shame someone else for saying they're one of the best tennis players on earth when they've livecast themselves demonstrating a lack of comprehension of what a tennis court is." Sure, there are better things to shame him for. I want him to also feel shame for this, though. Both can be true.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i normally wouldn't shame someone for learning... but a few months ago, he bragged about being the best PoE2 player & most ppl figured he just paid some kid to raise his gear/level/etc.

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

But he's claiming he's an 'elite gamer' and paid someone else to get his acct up to the top tier. He should be able to get past that guy easy. You, me, any other newbie I would encourage to learn and get better. But he's already claiming he's there. So no, I WILL shame him for this.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People should always be shamed for lying without good reason. It is a sign of his character as a whole that even regarding a video game he has to lie and pay someone else to achieve what he can't (top player isn't going to die there). Simply because he has committed greater atrocities doesn't minimize every other shameful act he does

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nobody would care about him being bad at video games if he didn't repeatedly try to lie about being the top ranked player in different games, and then pay people to play the game for him to perpetuate his lie. Dude loaded into a fully geared out endgame PoE2 character in one of the top spots and had no fucking clue what he was doing or how good his gear was.

11 months ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

An nobody would care about this if he wasn't dismantling the democracy of the USA; or a government financed rich kid with no empathy for workers or people on social security.

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Idk. I think if Taylor Swift did it, we'd still see a lot of people burning her for it. And I don't mean the right-wing morons that already attack her just for having left-leaning ideals. It definitely wouldn't be as bad because she's not a Nazi POS, but people would still care, especially if she talked as much shit about how good she is, the way he did.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oggdo Bogdo ain't a tutorial boss though. It's a "encounter early, come back later when stronger" boss (obviously can be killed early if skilled, just not intended to be).

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

LOL ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I've bounced off the game three times now, the most recent being after dying to that frog over and over.

I made it through Elden Ring fine but there's something about the combat in Jedi that hasn't clicked

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Took me so many times to kill him and the time I did was a fluke as I didn't even get close the other times.

There is another one further into the game I think that is actually bugged, need to lower difficulty settings completely to do it.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took a while for it to click for me too. The big thing is Dodge isn't supposed to be your primary avoidance tool. Parry is. The dodge doesn't move far, doesn't have as many i-frames, and gives less opportunity to punish after. Don't practice on the frog though.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh. See, I got all the way through Elden Ring without a shield, just rolls and vibes, so I tried the same here, 😅

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not difficult to fight if you know the game mechanics. Which the tutorial level doesn't quite explain in detail. If you encounter him at the start you have no health upgrades, so it's entirely possible to die from making a single mistake and getting stunlocked. And you have no Force powers or unlocked abilities to make you more effective. But if you know EXACTLY what you're doing, you can defeat him.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OHHHH. I didn't realize that, I just thought "man fuck this random overworld enemy" 🤣

The scope of the skill tree also didn't seem super exciting to me but who knows, maybe one day I'll give it another shot. I've already spent the $60 on steam at this point and the game is pretty.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0