It's cake day. Just a few random giggles for everyone. Stay safe and sane!

Apr 27, 2020 11:14 AM

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Woohoo FP Edit* glad the funnies are all being enjoyed. Have fun and send boobies

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So did Jaxina said anything about me?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some absolute gold in this dump. And plenty ill be yoinking for later.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

One of my coworkers did the same as in #3 He really doesn’t like to talk about it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is a great dump

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

We have pink floyd at home

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#3 looks like he embarrassed himself so hard to better fake an accident to stay cool

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I dunno - probably tacoed his wheel, maybe bent the fork, and jammed his neck. I'd take a lie down too.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Upvoting this purely for my gal Jaxina!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#3 is gonna sue the transport company

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Found the american

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 had at me at gorilla

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

@OP, you are gay.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know it’s old but I never get tired of that kid nonchalantly shooting himself in the dick

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are gay.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Go watch the entire segment; especially when the other guest, the "eat-da-poo-poo" pastor brings out the cucumbers and squashes. Comedy Gold

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that one had me rollin

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well now I’ve seen a bat dick..... awesome....

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#15 well he's dead

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

RIP.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Auctioneer in isolation with Nana, gets bored, discovers webcam. . .

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#1 Old German joke. If a sign in a zoo says "These animals are all dangerous" you have to reply with "Oh what nice dangerous you have here".

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*dangerouses

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eye bleach please

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We inject bleach now, please keep up.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dan Garris

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Sound?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Goulougoulou

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#3

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Why are you gay?"

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Tell me again,what are the options?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are gay.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Who says I'm gay?"

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“You are gay”.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Those kids' voices in #1 are fucking adorable

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I would love to see a ton of classic Sesame Street sketches done like that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also fake.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dan Gha Roh Uzhe ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In small doses, sure. If Indian air traffic control is anything to go by, they talk at that pitch and volume well into adulthood.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's just her voice, with a filter. It's fake.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

:(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aw

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#10, I don't blame him. That's honestly what I saw.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Omg NOW I understand the angle!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And what kinda bitch sends a “friend” those kinda of photos, with everything hanging out

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Men hate getting unsolicited pregger picks before 8 am.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wtf is wrong with that belly button?! It’s like a baby with the umbilical chord still attached.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Me, too,but upon revelation, I wemnt back & could see it was a double belly. . . (FUPA+Gut?)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it took me way to long to see that, too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Belly and thigh*

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Forever ago, someone mentioned that #7 has a YouTube channel or something. Anyone have any sauce?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was about to ask the same thing. I NEER ANSWER'S!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm upvoteing purely for that last one. Good God kill it

5 years ago | Likes 792 Dislikes 5

I’m upvoting despite the last one.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Preferably with fire, but bleach will do. Save some for my eyes, please and thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Bleach? You want to cure it from the covidd?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well yes, but actually no.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Willie Nelson, bruh!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have the weirdest boner

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I actually threw up a little seeing it. I need to stop interneting now.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think she's handsome

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It makes me feel like:

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Lions breathe "HAAAAAAAAAAAA"' well now I need some therapy.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey man, 2020 aren’t we supposed to be positive... about something? Ya I don’t care either. Burn it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I... I didn't finish the dump, and I only caught the first half of your post. "Purely for the last one?". I ... good god, kill it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* as I eat my quarantine snacks*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That one kinda irked me, because I know it is somehow monetized, and I know he isn't seeing a damn cent.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would guess he get some money from it. It's a big company.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Jaxina is a tsundere

5 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 0

I want to know her special talent. It cuts off too soon and I'm intrigued

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She’s a lifelong woman!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to know what her special talents are.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Check out Fairbairn films on youtube. They're a pisser

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Will do thanks

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every girl after quarantine

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She done turned me straight with that equation.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

AND HER NAME IS JAXINA!!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how I feel about being in school/work full time now, "I JUST DID AN EQUATION! WHERE THE BOYS AT??"

5 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Boys are visual more than auditory -- you need to lift our shirt over your head at the same time. . .

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're just not yelling loud enough. The guys who're into equations are wearing headphones all day right now.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

No, just show some chesty, tell them the sperm that made then would have been better spent crusting up socks, and they'll come in droves.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No no no, you gotta have a shake in your yard, as well as some cold ones to crack open.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They're doing equations at home and following all pandemic-appropriate safety measures.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need more of her!

5 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Look up Fairbairn Films on YouTube. You'll get more of them for sure.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's Jaxon Fairbairn's female alter ego. So yes, it's a guy the whole time

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Funny kid, whoever it is.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I know that's an anime type, but don't remember exactly what. Either way never been more aroused. Finishing an equation, wow.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Bihh who beats the fuck out of the guy for dumb reasons but is like UwU It's not like I like you, asshole

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looked it up. Its someone who.seems tough and cold at first but over time they open up to show their soft nougat-y center.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone who starts out cold and aloof but then warms up. Not sure if it applies to someone doing it intentionally, though.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh today I learned. Was a bit confused at first but turns out I thought of yandere: https://youtu.be/rjp59lNvp6M

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0