I found this gem on Amazon today...

Feb 17, 2021 4:56 AM

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I'm almost willing to pay the $2.99 to see what the hell it's about lol.

FP EDIT: Y'all are awesome :) Do people actually send nice things when people say to send something nice? What are the nice things? I want nice things! Stop hoarding your nice things dammit!

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He's branched out into Lesbian erotic novels!? The guy's mutli-talented. Well, that's a bit of a stretch but... you know what I mean.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chuck tingle is a national treasure.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That battery level... Nice.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm buying one to put in the old bookcase. Waiting for its moment.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just noticed what battery level your phone is on, and approve.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Did you deliberately wait until your battery was at that level before grabbing a screenshot? ☺

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happy accident

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guys, we have come full circle. XD

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he's famous for those.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not famous enough

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

is this a movie or...what?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is actually the first Chuck Tingle book I've seen that wasn't gay (as opposed to lesbian).

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a podcast of people reading his works that I wish had more episodes: http://www.nightvalepresents.com/poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shark lifeguard you say? I'm listening.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

So, does "two time Hugo Award finalist" mean that he got two letters from Hugo Awards telling him to let it be the final time he sends 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a book for them to judge? 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didnt know chuck was doing stuff with girls in it now

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah the Tingleverse. So diverse and wonderful.

5 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

A diverse collection of butts.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so. are these actual books or just hilarious photoshops uploaded to amazon?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actual books. Surprisingly readable too; Chuck Tingle has writing chops but decided to make wtf porn for some reason.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Truly the most inclusive of all verses. Everybody, or not body, is welcome!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I love chuck! He often asks his Twitter peeps about advice on pronouns and what they would prefer. Love is real bitches.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 346 Dislikes 1

So I don’t understand... is this guy calling the other guy not nice because he is not... you know... the butt thing?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is this the guy who comes up with anime titles?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Who ordered all these huge anime titles?"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Please do and report back to let us know what it's about and if we should

5 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Apparently they are pretty fun to read, and not in a cringe ironic way

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I asked my gay friend if they're like... Just funny or actually erotic and he said they're super hot.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Omg I had to Google it to see if it was real, it is!!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's Chuck Tingle. Go look him up. His titles are the best.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The title gets better with every word.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Damn. Its only on kindle. I was gonna buy it and ship it to my friends

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're the best kinda battle buddy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish you were my friend, you sound awesome!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a reason why r/sharktits exists.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is this better then that movie , Velocipastor?

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Oh, the documentary?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just rented that last night. I had no idea what I was in for. Let’s just say my hope of a well-rendered velociraptor was disappointed.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I dunno the gloves were pretty on point.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle. The can of worms has been opened.

5 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 1

Aladdin: Genies' Tale

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean two time Hugo award finalist *Dr.* Chuck Tingle

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

I think there is one called, fucked by a game controller

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't till today. Every single one of his books sound like something Tina Belcher would write lol.

5 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

Oh man, he is a legend. Not only does he write these very fast, he also wants to include everyone. He also had these nice choose your own>

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Adventure style ones. And he has a podcast: pounded in the but by my own podcast where people read the stories out loud. ♥️

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

How long are each of them?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not very long as the stories are max 60 pages. I listen to them on my drive home which is 30mins

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

From the man who brought you "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" and "Pounded In The Butt By My Book, 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I believe there was a third installment. Betcha can't guess the title.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Pounded In The Butt By The Abstract Concept Of Being Pounded In The Butt"?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Breaking the 4th wall repeatedly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A hyperdimensional tesseract of gonzo buggery.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two time Hugo award finalist

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Wait, what?!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google "Reactionary Sci-Fi Writers Pounded in the Butt by Their Own Attempt to Give Chuck Tingle a Hugo Award."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. What a ride! Tingle seems to be a really good guy.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The story behind that is pretty wild in its own right.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And? Don’t leave us hanging.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I may be mis-remembering a bit so take with a grain of salt, but I think for the first a whole bunch of sexist types nominated him 1/?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a joke on a feminist writer/ on gender diversity in general. Tingle won(? Maybe) and got a prominent feminist friend to accept the award.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Sexist types" Nah. First time it was a joke for a nomination. Second time the leader ran an external audit. Third time someone else took

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

over, ran a slate of Men, Women, Right, Left, and diverse creeds. All by being 100% slandered by the in-clique at Hugo. Then jackass mcdon't

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1