To that "friend" on Facebook.

Nov 13, 2013 6:36 AM

To that "friend" on Facebook.

Look, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint logged a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!

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Good thing this is imgur.

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But this isn't Facebook.

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I feel like this goes without saying.

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I feel as if you're trying really hard to reference Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But I'm not certain...

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i thought i was the only one who got that sense. i think it's there; "distributing _ is no basis for a system of _"

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Is poking still a thing? I honestly have even seen anything poke-related on Facebook in like, almost a decade.

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You mean...since FB started?

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Yea, almost... I was rounding up from ~7 years... :o

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I told you. We're an autonomous collective. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer of the week. But- all decisions of...

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... that officer have to be ratified at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority (in the case of internal affairs), or by a two-thirds...

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I order you to be quiet!

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Oh! Oh! See that? You saw that didn't you? That's what I'm on about! Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!

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Bloody peasant!

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Oh bloody giveaway!

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