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Thunderstorm started, so Curtis here thought the best solution was to steal a tortilla chip.
Didn't even eat it.
Just stole it and sank into what I assume is a cat existential crisis.
RyanMcFlyin
Maybe there's a super-complex reason why Curtis does what he does. Maybe he's an asshole- we'll never really know.
gloriahole
The chip was poisoned; he saved your life; and is now waiting to see if the poison will kill him
benadrylbumblebutt
catistential crisis
themuttonisniceandlean
Cats don't have to make sense. Mine sits on my lap and insists he doesn't want to be there and bites me if I move my hands. So why come?
maclaglen
Stealing your warmth and life energy.
themuttonisniceandlean
I believe that to be an accurate assessment of the situation.
TheHaloFollower
If I had a cat and it did that it'd be ejected like the passenger of James bonds car
themuttonisniceandlean
But it would land on its feet and wouldn't be hurt and come back and do it all over again. I swear the evil ones live the longest.
TheHaloFollower
Then... then I'll have to resort to laser pointer distractions