jethroismaxbaer5772
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I want this but I know I would lose pieces after one day.
Oh, if you don't get the joke, the treasure was an EpiPen.
https://youtube.com/@davidolundell
Feb 4, 2026 8:31 PM
jethroismaxbaer5772
689757
355
12
I want this but I know I would lose pieces after one day.
Oh, if you don't get the joke, the treasure was an EpiPen.
https://youtube.com/@davidolundell
SOLARvsFACISM
The Lockpicking Lawyer could get an entire year of content just from this table.
GhengisDon
It's neat and all, but I generally prefer to not be able to softlock myself out of my desk.
DaisyfromDownunder
Stop that or you'll go blind.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
The DM: “There is some sword of lock in the chest”
The player as a 10 levels thief
“What sort of lock?”
DM: “you weren’t listening”
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Poppypoppoppop
Imagine you are delivering a package that needs Customs fees to be paid. You come to this guy's house, he opens the garage door, you see that table and he says "hold on, I have to get my checks book, it's inside the table" then #1
SacrificialClam
Awww he should been like "Okay I got it! Im coming!" At the end
Silver420Surfer
Ekaris9
...An EpiPen...? Brilliantly sadistic!
LespritDeLescalier22
That would be a horrible place to stash your weed
Bundalicious
Super cool, but I'm so poor, I have nothing near valuable enough to hide that hard.
baldbear
To know what to do when and where with what key would be to much for me. But, brilliant.
Kats8652
Getting flashbacks to the water purification puzzle of Resi 3.
invaderjak
Reminds me of the puzzles in the silent hill 2 remake
Randomice
Nice work. Except...In case of emergency: die.
smittyatyou
It's a joke.
spidermenz
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ym9pM244dzRidzUzNnl1aHE4OTFnb3N3cGRua2I0cWtvczNwaDI4eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gQQo7Qs4k2wjhE3GR8/200w.webp
AyatollahBahloni
I was honestly and sincerely expecting a dickbutt, but that table is a work of genius.
curialis
The joke payoff wasn't bad either
YouRadicalizedMe
The fucking marble release was hilarious!. The table amazing. But never thought about where the marbles drop. Lol
justadude41123
Surprised the rest of the Epstein files aren’t in there.
marthafarquar
The grey tip Teva EpiPen is the trainer.
Snooj
Building a $50,000 table but not being able to afford a real EpiPen.
Pescadeus
This is the PERFECT firearm concealment coffee table for Hollywood celebrities who want to protect themselves from home intrusion....
Causeitsmadeofmeat
In a hurry? The sword will actually open all the compartments....eventually
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
"Shit, he's going into anaphylactic shock! Quick get the epi pen!"
umbrellamaker
I've been getting it for the past hour
RedCamaro
Looks like a Resident Evil puzzle
Firestar002
Nah. It’s more like “the entirety of a resident evil game’s puzzles in one table.”
DdCno1
I think you might enjoy The Room series. It's on every system, but it works best on a tablet with a touchscreen. It's exactly this.
Firestar002
OoOOOooh.
DdCno1
Yeah, it's good stuff. So tactile and intuitive.
Figaronincheez
"My future wife's mother-in-law"... wtf?
DunnowForgot
He has an overly complicated trick desk. So of course he uses an overly complicated way to mention his own mother.
CrimeThinker
If it's her mother-in-law despite "her" being only a future wife, it's actually her current husband's mom, not his mom. Otherwise it'd have to be future wife's future mother-in-law.
MinimumContributor
Only if his future wife is currently married to someone else
CrimeThinker
His future wife has a present mother-in-law, so it is a certainty.