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Out for a trail run, was peeing in a bush and my idiot dog ran right under the stream before I could stop.
A couple minutes further down the trail we ran by some people and I tried to keep them from petting the dog but they did it anyway. I had put him on the leash when I saw them approaching but they’re idiots and reached out to him.
TerraKnight
hehe
RoadskiN
Dog is like "Hehe, silly human! Of course I belong to you!"
nis3r
Meh. I'd rather pet a dog covered in pee than not pet a dog! No harm no foul!
TigersOnAcid
never pet other people's dogs 'cause you never know if they've been pissed on
UncleScarwasright
there are yellow Labs, and then there are YELLOW Labs!
BigTittyGothKitty
Yeah I NEVER pet someone's dog without asking permission, even if they run up to me all friendly. You just never know.
5poundsofHoopla
Serves them right.
notkvothethebloodless
Reminds me of that story of the dude shitting in the sand dunes and some other guy picks it up cause he thought it was his dogs.
BobAllen2004
Well, if they pet the dog without asking, it's what we call "natural consequences" with our kids :)
FeloniousMonk13
Well to me that means, by extension, you pissed on some strangers and they were cool with it, which to me is a big +1 all day long
jimfalconer611
I also don’t wash my hands after pooping at large events where shaking hands occurs. Power move and confidence booster. /s
Brandy321
if you knew what your dog rolls in, the pee would be least of your worries
evildrtran
https://youtu.be/7cqOEr_yfak classic clip of dog at the beach.
catweasels
Exactly. Couple days ago my dogs (farm) found a fresh coyote killed carcass and enjoyed chewing and rolling in it. Stanky.
HammerBreaker
This happens more than ppl would admit. +1
Selfieattacksquad
Fuck em that's why.
iamthisguy247
Eh, there’s worse things than pee. I’m sure we’ve all touched things outside not realizing some animal has pissed on it. Just gross mentally
FoxtrotMouse
That's why you never go outside. Animals pee on things!
Tmissfrizzle
Meh I'm cool with a little pee on my hand if I get to pet a pooch
DocHarriers
If it makes you feel any better, I was peeing at home, where I should be, and one of my cats strolled between me and the toilet with his
DocHarriers
tail up high. The tip went right through the stream. I had to chase him down after I finished, because I didn't feel right letting him clean
DocHarriers
it off himself.
camjay14
LoL. Way she goes sometimes boys, way she goes.
Ulgroth
Not sure I agree on the part of calling them an idiot however frustrating it was.
abundantbadgers
Sounds like a bunch of people are now your territory.
PicassoCT
You put your scent on the dog, you put your scent on the other humans, your a god in the eyes of your dog. Never higher in hierarchy.
CasualObserver5
I hate this meme
METROlD
Oh please. I do this with my wife all the time.
bloxxing
don't blame yourself for their idiocy.
N0MamesGuey
They got what they deserved.
EggFooYung
I peed on my cat at least twice. Little bugger would jump up on the toilet when i was peeing.
PballQhead
When one of my cats was a kitten, she came in to the bathroom while I was peeing...and thought the stream was a toy. She got her first bath.
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
I had a similar issue. Kitten loved to jump on things. Followed me into the bathroom. It leaped up, overshot the bowl, into it...I just...
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
...couldn’t stop peeing. Poor boy was shrieking bloody murder...both his first shower and bath.
Farinhadefigo
Do you think your kinky dog liked it?
4EVAGUNNER
Was it a golden retriever. . .
GenshiV
Solid use of meme. Wait, no. Liquid use of meme. Either way, +1.
Fresh1
TeamTelcom
Liquid? Snaaaaaaake
Sasurau
Please don't poop on your dog.
GenshiV
krugle
"Don't pet him" "Why?" "he's uh... wet" "that doesn't bother me" "enjoy your piss fingers then" "what?"
olasinor
Piss mitts
Enlilite7512
. . ."I said he's a rescue, yup"
Bystandr
LoL
RedFishBlueFishh
imAnOldLady54
Thanks a lot. I was on a very boring business call when I read this and literally started laughing out loud.
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
GameHunter115
GameHunter115
The chuckle, not the... nevermind.
HerNameWasMagil
castlemacaw
PhotoAwp
"its a pandemic." works too. i kiss and snuggle my dogs head so keep ur sticky wandering hands off him and we'll both live longer
alecdshope
What kind of asshole ignores an owner saying not to pet a dog?
starsinspace15
It happens all the time... O_O
mohavewolfpup
People who think their right to impose their will on others takes precedence. Aka society in a nutshell
RoscoePSoultrain
One with piss on their fingers
5poundsofHoopla
An entitled asshole
BreakTheCode
People walking/running with their headphones in. My dog isn’t dog friendly. I have to yell to other owners to keep their dogs away.
ohio311
I feel your pain. It really turns one if my favorite parts of my day into a chore
alecdshope
As a kid my friend had a dog we nicknamed "Kujo." He'd be all cute 'till you got close then go full bite lunge. I get it.
thevortexmaster
Same here. My old dog was always on a leash. Leash your damn dogs. If not my dog would rip them a new one when approached.
thevortexmaster
Mind you I tried with all my being to make sure that didn't happen. Lots of restraining my dog and yelling at other people
CatFeeshandDog
The same that continues to tease your puppy with rhodo leaves after being told they’re toxic and says ‘I know’.
SkeletonsLoveBooty
Is this a specific reference?
CatFeeshandDog
Happened to me and Tika a few days ago. I told Tika to come and I walked away, truly annoyed and disturbed.
JustJoshinya9001
That’s someone trying to get knocked on their ass. Teasing animals with toxic substances is like teasing kids with toxic substances, >
JustJoshinya9001
Not acceptable.
PeeDrinker69
Are rhodo leaves from a rhododendron bush?
SerenePrincess013
Yea, those. And my "parents" refused to cut down the giant one in their backyard, or stop feeding garlic to my dogs when I wasn't looking.
lemonstein
Was not aware of that. We had like.. many (7 or so) when I grew up. Dogs were never even interested?
Flamboyatron
I'm sorry, what?! Do they know garlic is toxic to dogs, as well? It doesn't matter, they suck. I'm sorry you have to deal with them.
SerenePrincess013
The dogs they did that to are long since gone. & I refuse to let them anywhere near any of my animals, bc they're actually stupid.
jimfalconer611
Ever see how many people touch a pregnant lady’s belly without asking?
Dpunch4
Once I found out that was I thing I promised myself that I'd push any motherfucker who did that to my baby on their ass.
Dpunch4
I'm now an adult and I think I'd still make a scene. Personal space and entitled idiots is still a bit triggering.
SerenePrincess013
Last time I was pregnant was when I started carrying a metal camping spark in my purse. "Touch me again, I fucking dare you."
shimmerkitten
Um. What's a camping spark?
asylum80
Used to grab their boobs or dicks & when they got offended i said if you can touch without permission why cant i. Watching them flustered ?
swagb98623
A stomach and a dick are not the same, like a shoulder and a butt. Still i see your point but maybe pushing their hands away would be better
Kagenical
I... don't think I've ever agreed and disagreed with a comment so perfectly before.