SpaceCookies
91788
2010
31
meirl
#marvel
#funny
Apr 15, 2021 11:53 PM
SpaceCookies
91788
2010
31
#marvel
#funny
sharkwaffle
I so far am not impressed with F&WS
TheDagon
M m m, metal wings.
HardcoreMango
Mythical Chef Josh doesn't need no stinkin' metal arm
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Rifneno
I liked when the bad guy tried to knock Bucky off the truck by kicking his metal arm. "God build me strong! Forget to give me brain."
dwilson0725
I read this as Becky. Lmao
BloodGoddess
........to eat with his metal mouth, er..?
88wut
*punches the fried chicken*
goflyblind
AndrewS816
A man has to have priorities, now pass the BBQ sauce!
hawkeye2816
Edward Elric with a metal arm: *punches another dude's punch and breaks his own metal arm*
HeywouldJablowme
You 6 million-dollar line cook
phunkiejunkie
Cowboy Bebop. That's how Jet makes his famous Bell Peppers and Beef.
s9t8e7g6
Mrw1cked
Your mouth isn't metal though so use caution
constipatedmemes
HeywouldJablowme
I have absolutely zero interest in Bucky and the falcon
Nobody7713
Good for you.
SpiderDetective
When Bucky grills, I'm certain he does that
constipatedmemes
marvel
ICameHeretoBrowseMemesButICommentwithGifs
nakedpuritan
Who says Bucky wouldn’t do that too? Maybe in an alternative Marvel timeline he starts Kenbucky Fried Chicken.
Amoracchius
BaxterBriggs
I went to the next meme, then realised it wasn't a typo. I came back to upvote
amop
Sageypie
Apparently he's right handed and forgets the metal arm as an option sometimes.
dev89
Kentucky Bucky
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
Can Bucky fry chicken?
PaintedSlate
SpaceCookies
Nice.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Who is Bucky?
SpaceCookies
Winter Soldier (Marvel)
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Thanks
RichardManeuver
I hope you have a metal mouth too.
SmokyDoggg
The best part about having a metal arm is that every 3rd punch is a crit. Also mini sentries
ThePorcelainPunisher
Don't forget the +25 HP
scrapz
Oh man TF2, so many good memories.
realargonwolf
Plus the pull-cord 2-stroke motor that makes it spin. Great for blending margaritas.
astrid28
Wakanda lady pushes 1 button, whole arm falls off. "Did you know she could do that?" ... "no."...
ilhares
Pretty sure it was multiple presses.
AlligatorLoki
Just watched that episode! Pretty hilarious
yifin
That was great when Ayo did that. The look on his face was perfect confusion.
Voidhawk42
"I AM MRS NESBIT!"
TonyDetroit41
It's the same but different
TonyDetroit41
https://images.app.goo.gl/CNViGGWcTuC36vA66
ieatpinkcrayons
ConstantReader
whatifgodwasoneofus
PhailRaptor
Hands off, shell head. Captain and Bucky are buddies forever.
DrWhy9
Proceeds to forget he just did that, tries to masturbate and has a fun discussion with a paramedic
bongles
I always grab wings out of a deep fryer and then immediately run off to masturbate
DonteHaversham
I feel like a prosthetic arm like that would have quite a few pinch points. Id be less worried about burns than a degloving accident
DrWhy9
DrWhy9
"Degloving accident" has just joined my list of most horrifying word combinations
brobinson2001
It's not bad. Turn off Safe Search and Google it. It's just sexy women taking their gloves off seductively
DukeDarkwood
You are a bad, bad man. I've seen images of degloving in the past, so I never fall for this. But just reading the WORD gives me a shiver.\
DrWhy9
Accidentally? Now that I gotta see
DonteHaversham
Also a good reason to never wear titanium rings. Actually metal rings in general
brobinson2001
Jimmy Fallon partially degloved his ring finger just by falling and catching it on the counter https://youtu.be/CztT_pBFQv8
brobinson2001
It's SFW, just his monologue explaining it
DonteHaversham
I remember that. Much more of a risk when you work around heavy machines, but it can happen to anybody
ChaosSlave51
I think you would quickly regret that
ChrisThrasher
Heat transfer and also, your metal arm can handle it, but that doesn't mean your mouth can.
SnackMasterRanger
All these people saying heat transfer but heat transfer doesn't happen that quickly
ChaosSlave51
I meant gross chicken grease that would cook into the mechanism, I never meant just heat
Spencerthedon
Why?
EroticZombiePants
Heat transfer
WilliamWeird
The sound of "AHFAHFAHFA" immediately after eating a boiling hot chicky-nugg
audioknob
Oh shit. Wrong hand
MLGsamantha
And afterwards you have two metal arms!
CraftyGiant
metal transfers heat super well, you're shoulder gonna get cwispy
1philthy1
I would upvote that twice.
MechanusIncarnate
copper transfers heat extremely well, about 20x better than steel.
oopssorrywrongplanet
Aluminum, sure... steel's not so bad
70m4h4wk
It's vibranium tho
MalcomTheIncubus
As a blacksmith, I’m going to have to disagree with you on that one. If I can grab a two foot rod when one end is in 2,000 degree flames, ~>
CraftyGiant
ok but vibranium absorbs energy, and based on the marvel description it would basically cool the oil instantly and heat up
MalcomTheIncubus
Then you can reach in 300 degree oil with a similar length arm.
Slaughterloo
Ah yes, every time I have used long tongs to grab something out of hot oil, I immediately burnt my hand.
ArkenX
You aren't supposed to fully submerge the tongs, Derrick.
Epinephilim
Exactly, it's not like you're gonna leave your hand in the oil to soak.
CraftyGiant
dip an anvil in boiling oil and see how long you can hold it, tongs are designed thin for a reason.
SnackMasterRanger
Lol that's a horrible analogy tongs would heat quicker than an anvil
Eldibs
Wait, does vibranium transfer heat well?
CraftyGiant
It absorbs it like vibrations. so it would get reallllly hot.
WilliamWeird
Well, it bounces, so maybe
DisUsernameAmsDildos
Checkmate.
smashpro1
Likely not, since its melting point is over 5,000° fahrenheit.
ChaosSlave51
I just think you will get chicken grease into your joints. Will smell like chicken for a week
70m4h4wk
I get chicken grease on me anyway, and smell like chicken until I shower. I feel like it would be the same with a metal arm
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
I'd be more worried about getting inedible grease in my chicken grease
feedthelynx
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
uptaco
Iron arm doesn't an iron mouth, make. You gonna burn your shit even with all the "hhhwhooshes" and "sshpheews" you need.
LoligoTX
Never said he'd EAT the wings right out of the oil. Just grab em without using a basket or waiting for the Wingstop guy to use the basket.
WilliamWeird
Why would anyone grab a fist of dripping chicken wings with the intention to wait until it cools.
LoligoTX
You could at least shake the excess oil off, I guess.
70m4h4wk
As a power move? Flexing on your co-workers at KFC?
SmokyDoggg
ConstantReader
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Video games (with unlock-able bosses) in a nutshell
sheeeiit
TBF he IS trying to be nicer.
ohbotherwhatdoiput
Should call him Magus
Gatsu143
Or maybe Janus
Ezekiel117
No shit, he got majorly Nerfed and I hate it, like I get that his current adversaries are super-soldiers but he should be way deadlier 1/2.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Did we not see him stay in character at the bar orrrrrrr?
faultysage
At least in Falcon and Winter Soldier he's honestly just so done with everything I don't think he's really trying.
Ezekiel117
Considering his training and if none enhanced can fight them he should be wrecking them
SmokyDoggg
To be fair he's turned over a new leaf and he's actively trying to avoid killing.
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
Rule #2
wlfman
Untrained super soldiers at that.
Ezekiel117
Exactly the point I made
ColoniaCroisant
He wasn't nerfed they show him destroying in the first episode. He's intentionally holding back because he doesn't want to be Winter Soldier
sharkwaffle
Doesn't mean he would be this ineffective. Nerfed.
Nobody7713
Nonlethal force is harder to use than lethal force.
Bhargo
yeah, the whole no longer being an emotionless killing machine probably holds him back a bit
LychFinderGeneral
Exactly, thank you. Remember when he had to "act" like the Winter Soldier at the nightclub? He hasn't lost any strength
WarlockWithNoPatron
It's a lot easier to fight people when you don't have to avoid killing them.
LampLighterN7
Which is what makes Vash the Stampede so fucking overpowered
DulothX
Trigun is like dropping the Flash or some DBZ character into a regular western with orders not to murder anyone.
Diftel
It's so freaky that I started rewatching trigun an hour ago then saw this comment.