something that might help you.

Mar 25, 2015 10:03 AM

wizardking

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JiDE

Tried , they took my phone before i could open the app

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

EyeLoveLamp

You actually assume I'm going to remain calm enough to think about blowing on a bee that's landed on me?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply

a lesson learned too late, judging from the band-aid

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

animalprincess

"you'll never want regular tacos again".....PFFFT! Lies, lies everywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply

is false. A wasp will definitely still sting you, because it's a fucking wasp

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

funkrebel

"How to safely store your razor" has bandaid on thumb from cutting self while storing said razor.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kidiri

Last one is a lie. Doesn't work in most of the world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FrederickDouglass

Up voting solely because you didn't say "life hacks"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IdownvotecatpicsandpeoplewhosayDootSauceDedBaeandJavert

I was told when I was younger that there is something in a human's breath that will irritate a bee. Blowing on it might not be a good idea.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iwantedsantobutsantowastaken

Does anybody have a source/know more about the airplane ticket one? (how) does it work?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PopularWalrus

But what if you lose the phone trying to look for the keys? Then what do you do? Sit, down, try not cry, cry a lot?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DrSunglasses

Always nice when the starts out with spectacular bullshit, that way I don't waste my time reading the rest.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sention

Yeah, I don't have just 1 key. I have like 10 keys, apt gate opener, bottle opener, C-clips for organization, and 2 lanyards.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sention

Unless it's a HDD magnet, it ain't gonna be held up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IJustWantToSaveStuff

The honey has to be locally made. Only then will it have the necessary allergens to boost your immune system.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

grabatrokdil

thats awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns

What if you're sad because the Hulk had sex with your girlfriend?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crazytrain77

Hulk smash!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

eddiebarzoon

Deadbolt lock - play a fun prank on yourself by installing it, climb out your window, and go somewhere and get blackout drunk.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eddiebarzoon

Locksmiths will hate you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literallymike

If a bee lands on you, let it do it's thing. Blowing on it may give them an opportunity to sting you on the lips.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IStillHateMichaelCera

I've walked to school before with a bee sitting on my lapel of my blazer. He wasn't doing me any harm, just tired. So I let him chill on me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

literallymike

exactly! Bees are super chill. They're just making sure you're not a flower.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Nov 23, 2015 10:05 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

spaceflavoredagenda

noted

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skinnyev

holy crap it does!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TLUL

What did it say?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0