CoomebackKidd
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With Cruz out we all know who is going to win now.
No I don't think/hope Trump will win just thought this Gif was hilarious.
May 4, 2016 1:35 AM
CoomebackKidd
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No I don't think/hope Trump will win just thought this Gif was hilarious.
TacoCatRacecarTacoCat
This was a lot funnier before it actually happened.
tourettic
/a/ZKntq
rchecka
Poor Jazzy Jeff.
TheIrishMike
Yo Obama, smell ya later!
ocelot77
I heard his "Ahhhh!"
duckshooter
RIP uncle Phil. Really enjoyed him in this show.
LordGrimstoned
Thanks obama
BandicootCounterbalance
Do not go forward I repeat stay where you are
LandK22
Trumps such a boss, people talk about opening a restaurant when they're drunk but Trump... "I'm going to run for president,no I'm serious"
AllenJordan0323
IMadeMyNameAlaxToBeBeforeAlex
This is why random imgur is the only way to browse
Theunimaginativeone
Say what you want about Obama at least he actually tried to make a difference
MentalBrute1712
haha yeah ok, whatever you say.
BigStank79
White house? No. Gold house. Yes. 50' trump statues in every state too. And that's just day 1.
tacticalslacker
I would have rather had Jeff for President for the last 8 years.
GladyMccree19
I don't think either side honestly cares about the imgur vote
mk02g
I would nuke ISIS
MentalBrute1712
me too!
Shovah85
MAGA
randomguitarlaguna
THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER
Shovah85
I like you.
Nevawinta
Isn't that Will Smith's friend from fresh prince being chucked out by uncle Phil?
Taluien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9vUNDY45Jc
Israelium14
Yes
BubblesSayingDecent
*DJ jazzy jeff
TheAmazingBlahaj
*Homeless.
SirWadeWilson
Actually that's an urban legend... he's quite fine
gshotts
I admit: I chuckled.
TheVoiceofReason
ACheapskateFaery
I admit: I cringe
gshotts
What, that he might be president?
TheRealPrestonGarvey
I admit: There's a settlement that needs our help.
Longassfuckingusernameisrighthere
sneaky fucker
MunchausenByProxy23
Still my fav Trump quote ever: https://www.askideas.com/media/48/On-Mexican-Immigrants-Funny-Donald-Trump-Meme-Poster.jpg
captainfantasticfasterthansupermantheflashandthehulkcombined
The closer Hillary gets to the Democratic nomination the better trump looks tbh
TheBlackWindHowls
He's probably counting on that.
AnnaKendrickLamarMillerLightSaberToothFairyOddparents
How come? Read her policies. The controversies are bad, yes, but some are misstated or unsupported. Vote for the Supreme Court, at least
captainfantasticfasterthansupermantheflashandthehulkcombined
Look at hilarys donors vs trumps. Clinton has been bought and paid for
ninjagaidensigma
A woman as president of the United States of America would spell outright disaster.
DreamingOfDistantShores
He was much more moderate before he ran. I suspect he's just pandering to the far right like this because it's working, but once he's in /1
DreamingOfDistantShores
he won't be quite as insane. Nor will he have much support in Congress, even from his own party. But this is mostly just me rationalizing /2
DreamingOfDistantShores
reasons to be less afraid. I know -why- he appeals to some, but the fact that he does is still frightening, deeply so.
ninjagaidensigma
That's actually really good news! So Trump's not batshit insane afterall eh? Not like it matters, I would've voted for him either way.
YoSoyMilk
Maybe we'll get lucky and the stage will collapse at the first debate
Woolf01
Do you riot at his speeches too? Hate breeds hate.
BossJohns
That would be too perfect
ChristofferTJ
He isn't that bad
Haxbrygd
As long as it takes out Hillary at the same time, I'll raise a glass to that notion.
ProjectKurtz
Second.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Christ, Trump or Hillary. See? Every fucking election, it's a choice between two pieces of shit.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
it's because the US is a republic not a democracy so who becomes president is out of our hands we only vote for the congress/senate.
botosai2001
Except this election there isnt even a cherry on top of either pile to make it slightly palatable.
madetheaccountjustforyou
There wasn't one last election either.
buttshredder
Look, Hillary is a cunt, but she'll just maintain the status quo. It may not be great, but it's better than nuclear winter.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
that would have mattered back in 2014 when we were voting in electors since as a republic only the electoral collage votes for president.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
but with a largely republican Congress/Senate president Trump is practically guaranteed unless something screwy happens with the nominations
IronicUsername
She's certainly not great but she's a business as usual candidate. [2]
IronicUsername
Thank you. I honestly can't believe the anti-Clinton propaganda has been effective to the point that people actually equate the two. [1]
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Ok guys, the joke's over! We can all stop joking about Trump possibly winning. Oh god I'm legitimately worried now.
Mcknizzle
He plays to an angry minority... an angry minority that consistently shows up to vote when it matters. Shit...
spiderqueendemon
Eh...there's always the Czolgosz vote. (Not really. Don't do that. It's bad. No matter how cool a Sondheim soundtrack makes it sound.)
WaffleDestroyer
Everything is going to be great... It's gonna be huge.
LavaAxe
Well at least we averted one bullet since Cruz would've been worse. And Trump is fucking horrible.
thegarlicawakens
The entire world is legitimately worried.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
seeing as how the US is a republic and only the electoral collage actually votes for president the republican's winning in '14 guaranteed >
ParanoidWithGoodCause
the republican candidate will win now. it's too late YOUR vote mattered in the midterm when we were voting in electors.
OliverClothesoff70
I'm no fan of either of them, but Trump will never beat Hillary.
BuggytheAutisticClown
trumps gonna win because hes got the meme magic
SaucinFookinBiscuitsForAHatty
He "won't get the black votes" he "won't get the Hispanic votes" he "won't get women's votes" he's defied all of that
methistopholes
Not only defied it: He's gaining a significant portion of the minority and women's vote the pundits thought was completely out of his reach.
pizzapowers
I just can't believe you Yanks might actually elect this fucking bigoted imbecile.
hw97karbine
Given that the UK elected Tony Blair THREE TIMES I don't see that you have a leg to stand on.
groversleeves
You guys elected Blair 3 times. And you still have a Queen
pizzapowers
Replies with "yeah but you elected Tony Blair" or whatever show how small minded you guys have become with politics. You need to stop being
pizzapowers
Defensive about your own problems on others and projecting faults on others to hide your known faults. Fix them instead of bitching about
pizzapowers
Others. Also "better than hillary" is a shit argument for electing biff. Fix your broken 2 choice system. The American oligarchy rules you.
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pizzapowers
The wealthy oligarchs are just moving from the shadows to the limelight, using the press they own to propagate their lies to the masses.
WhatMyHeartHeld
I know, As an American, this shit makes me sad.
zestyburritos
Im embarrassed that he even has a chance. I refuse to vote for him.
IronicUsername
As a Yank, neither can I. Reality's become stranger than fiction.
pizzapowers
The wealthy oligarchs are just moving from the shadows to the limelight, using the press they own to propagate their lies to the masses.
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
its either him or hillary. i choose him. 1000 times over i'd choose him rather than her
NotACanadian
Then just vote Bernie. You can always vote Trump in the general
IronicUsername
"I'm very very stupid." -FormerlyKnownAsTK421nowJustCallMeTeke. He was a fucking birther for Christ's sake. The man is literally stupid.
Rengii
Trump is open to using nukes in Europe. I'm voting for him because I want to play Fallout in real life.
pizzapowers
The wealthy oligarchs are just moving from the shadows to the limelight, using the press they own to propagate their lies to the masses.
DoctorDelta
Honestly I'd choose neither. I couldn't justify voting for either of them personally.
MRBEEFCAKE
That's nice, enjoy watching Hillary demolish him.
minipancho94
this. trump will be worse than her for sure, but god damn, just sit back and grab the popcorn. might scare people into fixing shit too.
ToxicPineapple
Gary Johnson. Write his ass in. Goddamnit people, we have choices other than democrat or republican.
TheAlcoholEnthusiast
he'll probably be on the ballot...
buttshredder
I agree we need to push to abolish the 2 party system, but throwing away your vote isn't the way. Use the other 1460 days between elections.
AnnaKendrickLamarMillerLightSaberToothFairyOddparents
How do you feel about social issues? Because 3 Supreme Court seats could open up. Trump wanted to criminalize women for abortions, remember
randomguitarlaguna
So the answer should be yes as if you commit a crime then you should be punished.
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
that was such a gotcha question you cant be serious. he was asked "if something is criminalized, should offenders be prosecuted"
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
there is no other answer to that than yes
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
blame the legislature that made the law, now the police that enforce them
randomguitarlaguna
He was asked if it were a crime to have abortions should women be punished for having them.
ItTastesLikePurple
Why?
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ItTastesLikePurple
Trump defended Mike Tyson in 1992, saying that the victim in that case "wanted it"
PurplePixieUK
I don't like either of them (doesn't matter as I'm UK), but his views would make him a genuinely dangerous international figure.
BeefyMcAwesomesauce
Hillary is a liar, a flip-flopper, and a responsibility-dodging prick who is ruled by the corporations. Trump is just an idiot.
ItTastesLikePurple
Hillary is all of those, but you're delusional if you think Trump isn't also all of those things and worse.
BeefyMcAwesomesauce
The only one of those things that Trump might be is a flip-flopper, and it's not like that's uncommon for presidential candidates.
ObiWankChernobyl
Trump is life
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
or rather 'Hillary is death'
ObiWankChernobyl
Trump is the beginning
ihavetwosnakes
Here's hoping that cough is fatal.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
People who think like you legitimately incite fear in me
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
boo
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Ooh, the famed Trump response