I guess I'm dad now.

Aug 8, 2016 11:28 PM

ceku

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I guess I'm dad now.

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Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Absolute Vodka? Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Still" implies we were at 0K prior to reaching -273C.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Need some Netflix with that chill.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did the .15 come in? I was in AP chem year n half ago, was none of that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be the only time you would be 0 K.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand this reference.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sigh...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh...0 kelvin....I get it. Took me awhile, must not be firing on all cylinders. I'll show my self out.

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 2

i kept doing the conversions in my head and thinking, "nope, still dead"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silly me, I thought it was for Absolute vodka. Double entendre there too ????

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. What does 0 Boltzmann constant mean?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's cooler than bein cool

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What you're saying is, I'll never be 0k no matter how hard I try?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And ONLY THEN be 0K*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

many uncomfortable mangoes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's wrong because you said "still"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But seriously, I wanna know how flesh looks like and acts at 0k

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi dad too, I'm dad, too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*dad now. I'm tired, leave me alone. Get off my lawn.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kelvin symbol is a capital K, sorry

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0K

9 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 3

I feel bad for you, my tv is 4k

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hero

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UGH filthy casuals. Do they even S.I.!?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Annie are you 0K?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I was like zero thousand? Dollars?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

0 K

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

O K

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing is that it's impossible to get to absolute zero. I red about this a while ago and we can't produce that temperature.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: The lowest temperature ever made by man has been made here in bayreuth, germany by Frank Pobell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is because of atomic internal energy, basically no matter how much you cool something, inside the atom things still have kinetic energy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this amount of energy is specific to the atom you're cooling, and called ground vibrational energy source: i am a science wizard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I would imagine that it is difficult to essentially stop an atom from moving...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You red until you were blue in the face?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, English is not my first language. Wasn't sure if it was red or read, but I guess I know now. Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha, no worries. Our language makes almost no sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

* Cents

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*scents

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0