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I was asleep and dreaming that I was bursting for a piss. I was walking through a long hallway with doors on either side, desperately trying the handles of all the doors, searching for a toilet, but they were all locked. I woke up in the middle of trying one of the doors and I was on the verge of actually pissing myself, but luckily I was able to get to the toilet in real life in time. I'm quite positive that if I'd found a toilet in my dream I'd've had a wet dream of the bad variety.
fiigments
It's the little things.
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Ya i was pissing into a pot out a back garden and it was making a funny sound...then i woke up!!!
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Plusonefortheroad
You did better than me
GinAndTonicAllTheWay
Erm... Congratulations?
amp99
Thanks!
AimlessSavant
Coagulations!