Amazon sent me a special gift with my order.

Feb 28, 2015 4:42 PM

Daphault1

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aww

ServitorofAzathoth

You should keep him!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

beanerschnitzle

It'll personally make sure the contents of your box don't shift around too much

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

JapAnus

Kill it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

weatealloftheorangesoffthenavelsofourlovers

Nope *prints return label*

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

chedderkah

Was it alive?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

xpiation

ᴿᵃʷʳ

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

unremarkableasterisk

i am a tiny scorpion and i believe in you. you can do the thing.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Billy2sweet

sue... sue everybody!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RevnaBirger

FEAR ME, I'AM DEATH!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CommanderDick

Eat it, pussy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Daphault1

You act like I haven't eaten one before.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HotCheetoes

Sooooo... What happened next?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daphault1

Put him outside, tipped my hat to him, and said "good day, sir". And then made sure he hadn't been traveling with a butt load of friends.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0