Either one will make me happy

Nov 8, 2016 3:15 PM

Killswitch2584

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GodOfAffliction

A brief long distance relationship.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ZBEARJEW

As great as life can be going the one thing that comforts me to sleep is the idea of being swiftly killed after I doze off. Strange, I know.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

weefizzygee

Take them on a date but then reveal that you're secretly a sniper rifle.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Killswitch2584

Double date, I like that

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

bignastylittletoe

My dad was a sniper rifle and my mother was a howitzer...you're welcome. #murica

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

claynipple

I don't understand howitzer relevant

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bignastylittletoe

I see what you did there lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0