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Source: http://marvel.com/comics/issue/66277/despicable_deadpool_2017_295
Mar 8, 2018 2:20 PM
DeanMachine16
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5022
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Source: http://marvel.com/comics/issue/66277/despicable_deadpool_2017_295
xFISHxKILLERx
WTF! Thanks
Sometimesidkhowtothink
Damn...
xizar
Same method V used?
Lunaura
Uuuuuugh why :’-(
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Wow, stealing lines from both vendetta and sin city. Well, maybe it's more of an tribute
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
If they're going to rip something off, at least they're ripping off something good.
just4thelolz
Well that's just terrible.
AsherVandale
Fuck
Chowless
Wait, is she dead? Or did he not kill her
Blackrain39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1qMRmimiQ
Nephus
Very V for Vendetta
Cardenjs
"Wipe my browser history"
BrittleWarrior
I am sorry but no woman should sleep with her bra, even in comics...
4amsnacks
I've heard of heavy chested women wearing bras to sleep but she's quite skinny...
MechaGREGOLE
I did last night and I feel alright.
MarioBoon
Proof, this was drawn by a guy.
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
That nose though
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
Why is he putting glass in his arm?
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
Oh wait i'm stupid. He's pulling it out.
viila
Being Deadpool, he could be doing either really...
mfmadhatter3
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
cancerriddenlung
Blackrain39
... I forgot about this...
cancerriddenlung
MrAsianGuy90
TheFastpaws
I really really want Deadpool to kill Stryfe. He was a terrible character anyways. Now is the time to end him.
Damiankai
This makes me hurt inside...
v
bryanew710
poscduke
You keep using that word, heavy. Has something happened to the earth's gravity in the future?
SweetNibblits
What the hell’s a “jigawatt”?!
iamyourbuddyfriend
yeah dad..dad. daddio
Dangerdan00
HeraldofOmega
Sounds more like Rick and Morty
IWillRegret
Hahahaha oh man, thanks for the good laugh!
PantsGuy
He's probably too chicken to lift.
nonCanadianGoose
Ppl think PMCs, mercs, are horrible soldiers b/c they do it for money. It also means being able to refuse jobs(orders)
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Which means whatever they do they do freely. Which makes it even more horrible
Rasdwatrium
while you are correct, this scenario is about his daughter being in danger which makes a little difference, don't you think?
nonCanadianGoose
It also means not following orders you don't agree with. You be upfront about no kids or women. Military doesn't allow that
Brocid3n
TheVampireDante
Hey look, it's Steve Batscemi.
Coolbacca
Mix in a little Gary Brucey
GodApollo
You see that little black dot on her arm? It looks like he injected something into her to kill her, incase youre wondering
magikuser
Its to remove a mutant abilities that Cable is monitoring and forcing deadpool to commit these crimes to save his daughter
Coolbacca
That or maybe he force fed her so many bees they made honey in her stomach and she died because she was diaBEEtic
GodApollo
Ok
Shewy92
What did he kill her with?
Blackrain39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1qMRmimiQ
Lilly64
Small hole in her forarm. I assume some kind of poison injection
ghostwarlock
Feels
cancerriddenlung
Oh...like in star wars.
HairyPicklePuller
A good Deadpool story gives both his comedic and tragic side.
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SwitchPup
A lot of funny people are. Robin Williams, for example. :-/
LoloSpitsYouOut
Now you made me sad again :(
Coolbacca
The Good The Bad and The Ugly will forever be the best
HairyPicklePuller
Not the first time I've heard that.
Shewy92
Album I made of downloaded panels of the whole comic /a/4fg62
AngelxOfxSin
cancerriddenlung
princeaizen
Who dat?
ask2142
Asuka from WWE
cancerriddenlung
gorillaClutch
just because he's "fun" people often forget deadpool is kind a psychopath who has killed alot of innocent people. wolverine too.
Someshithead241
I wouldn't say psychopath. More schizophrenic than anything. Psychopaths are more cold, calculated and... well deadpools opposite.
StanielRonathan
Not sure people "forget" that for Wolverine. Schism sorta relied on the notion that it's fucked up Wolverine is playing Good Cop to Scott
StanielRonathan
And he's always freely admitted he did all the dirty work so Xavier could keep his hands clean and look good for the public.
gorillaClutch
the whole schism thing was stupid though, wolverine is still objectively closer to a villain than scott, even when scott died.
Achromos
I hate being out of the loop on all of this, I'm poor as f and cannot spend hundreds on comics... :C
GreatBig
20 bucks on amazon
gorillaClutch
i just hated that they tried to make scott somehow a "bad guy" in the whole thing. wolverine isn't evil but he is amoral when he needs to be
StanielRonathan
I'd say it's fair to say Scott is the bad guy there after all the shit he did. You're definitely the bad guy when you're so Master Race that
StanielRonathan
Magneto is now your henchmen who occasionally quips you might want to dial it back a click or two
Samael13
Wolverine is not generally written as a psychopath, and he's definitely not generally written as someone who kills lots of innocents.
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Blurbsmith
The innocence of the boy in question is debatable, but Wolverine doesn't blame him personally for what he did. Just has to kill him anyway.
IDidntWantToDoThis
ALso that was Ultimate Universe continuity, which was not the best written stuff. Characters were all over the place.
xrufus7x
That is from the ultimate universe.
Samael13
Yeah, Ultimate Wolverine was, uh... not so honorable.
CaptCanada
wolverine admits hes killed a lot of innocence, between weapon x, various people in the crossfire and doing dirty work for various powers
Samael13
I should be clear: Wolverine as he has existed in most "current, in continuity" stories is not a psychopath who kills innocent people. 1/
Samael13
Wolverine was a complete a-hole in the 20s/30s, though, for sure.
Samael13
Whereas Deadpool has, in the past, killed innocent people *and* continues to do so at times, currently, not because of brainwashing.
Samael13
He's written as having, in the past, killed innocent people (which he is generally haunted by) due to trauma and brainwashing in weapon X 2/
Magoober
You're already dead.
TapdancingGiraffe
Leave. NOW!
StandardDeviant
nani the fuck?
ThIsHowWeDoIt
Omae wo... mo shinderu
Magoober
Is this how you do it?
Blackrain39
For future reference: "Omae wa mou... shindeiru."
ExclusiveGamer
おまえもうしんでいる。
bigmfmike
Like that scene in V for Vendetta.
HansVerhaegen
Plagiarism much? Never let marvel comics be accused of being original.
MrJaunty
Tribute, really. I'd call it more of an homage, though. Especially with Wade's reality sense.
SilverNicktail
Literally stolen from it, yes.
Aquilarden
"Can I see your face again? ...It's beautiful..."
shalmdi
Thank you! I was losing it trying to remember where I had seen something like this before! Apparently, I need to re-watch it.
Maraak
"Is it meaningless to apologize? Never."
dabbycats
I was going to say the same thing
HorsefaceBeeguy
Straight from it.
CyFestus
How did he kill her??
IMSCOURGEGUR
From what I can send, injection.
IMSCOURGEGUR
*see, not send
bigdaddyprotoss
I love that movie so much
KaiserBuffalo
Read the comic if you can. Its almost a different story. But I know the art is pretty polarizing.
RydWolf
I got the book for Christmas. It was interesting seeing the fascists in the comic use the phrase "Make Britain Great Again."
FrogBotherer
JustAnotherCynicToo
Mall Santa AND Rasputin Impersonator?
AnApologeticCanadian
"WAIT FOR THE CRESCENDO..."
SocialistGurkan
Precisely! Love that movie.
MarioBoon
I was first thinking Watchmen...
TheDogEnd
and the quote from Sin City "an old man dies, a young girl lives. Fair trade"
Mikaru86
Yep, that's the first thing I thougt of, too.
WoTLert
Amazing scene. "Is it meaningless to apologize?"
scoobydoobydo
Never
IncredibleNurse
He should have gotten an Oscar.
Lunaura
Agreed. Holy shit that movie though.
Tsublaki
God save the queen...
Proxxy0
I was thinking the same exact thing. And wasn't his friend from when he was in room 5 named Ellie, or something like that.
r2linad2
I thought the same thing!
scoobydoobydo
Remember, remember the 5th of November.
Dagordae
When a bunch of religious fanatics attempted to murder the government to install a theocracy and failed due to hilarious incompetence.
MufinMcFlufin
The gunpowder treason and plot.
Firetowerdude
I know of no reason.
Muppetwarior
ok, so you need to link me to the part where he gets the guy who made him do this.
dogiecat
and his name is Francis
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
Ok, humorous but inaccurate. +1 then -1.
ITradeNewds
He tries. His first target was cable and they both tried to take down stryfe together but he had his bases too well covered
CatOnTheRoof
Knowing BP, that will be a very elaborate chapter.
RealScienceMan
He hasn't yet, this is the newest issue.
TreesNStuff
It's off-brand, store-bought Cable, Stryfe. He usually gets gotten eventually.
ShadowOftudhope
Stryfe is a au cable. Basicly if he took magneto's place and was more evil.
LincLoud
Stryfe, the man with somehow a god complex and an inferiority complex
SendMeNoots
Yet more grief caused by Summers family bullshit.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Literally my most hated comic family. The whole damned lot of them just cause no end of annoyance everywhere they go!
happyjuly29th
When cable was a mutant baby with very powerful powers, he was dying, so they made a complete copy as an insurance if the real.. 1/2
happyjuly29th
Baby cables cyber treatment were to fail, but the treatment worked, though his powers were greatly degreased because of the 2/?
happyjuly29th
Cyber implants, that he also had to live with his whole life (hence the name Cable) unfortunately the clone was kidnapped by 3/?
happyjuly29th
Some bad guys (forgot their name) and they raised him to be the villain Stryfe, who is now one of the most powerful mutants known. 4/4
MagnorCriol
Ugh, created by Liefeld. Of course he was. Also, all of that “far future vs Apokalypse” stuff is migraine-inducing convoluted bullshit.
OrC23
I still have my X-cutioner Song series polybagged with cards. Not worth shit but still fun to have. "THE BIG REVEAL BUMBUMMMMM!"
Shewy92
This is the most recent book Here is a free link though. Cliffhanger http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Despicable-Deadpool/Issue-295?id=131254
jpke880
That was awesome, thanks for the link
DylanR6
Will be coming back for the rest of this
JammedHam
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TinekeJorge
Dot
GiveMeMyInternet
Dot
killer098138
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Marayla
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Shewy92
Or this album I made of downloaded panels of you don't trust random websites /a/4fg62
ImColorblindHowBoutYou
FYI you’re missing one panel, between 7 and 8, after he wakes Evan up, Evan says he already called the X-men, and that’s when Cable shows up
Deadmanwalkn
But readcomics isnt exactly some random website lol
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
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NotMyUsualOnlineName
Careful doing that, a few of the people that used to post full issues to imgur have been banned for it. Those were sad days.
dragon3leg
Rinsl0r
Thank You.
SaphirePhenux
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DonkeyFartSuperPunch
BomemeianRhapsody
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TheAutisticGiraffe
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SaphirePhenux
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HosWidamos
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DarthRevan810
OK but why does he want her dead?
wolfshades
Did you read the comic in the post? It's explained there.
kibateo
pretty sure there's more to it than that and it'll likely be revealed within next 2 issues
DarthRevan810
I get why Deadpool is doing it, but why does the other guy want her specifically.
wolfshades
That's a good question. Don't know.
TheWaywardorLagos
Well you see Stryfe is...how do we put this delicately....a Raging Douche Canoe.
overboardAnt
I'm a fucking idiot. How did he kill her exactly? Also is this some alternate reality or did Deadpool really do it?
aikforever
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imapriest
He injected her with a mutant nullifier so a mutant tracker thinks she's dead , when she is in now a regular person
Samael13
616 Deadpool. He injected her with something. You can see the needle mark in this panel: /a/lLcb1
PantsGuy
Hold on. I can't really see it that well. Maybe some arrows?
Radix865
The reason he did was that Stryfe(evil clone of Cable) saved his daughter and in return wanted a list of people dead.
Rteqh
i understood it as he couldnt kill her and now his daughter will die?
Blackrain39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1qMRmimiQ
VoidGearArie
Lethal injection? Just a guess
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
There is a dot on her arm in the second to last frame he injected her with something
Crumply
He shot her in her sleep, so the next day she would wake up dead.
Raxiel
What if her alarm doesn't go off and she oversleeps?
only90skidswillgetthis
How the hell do you wake up dead?
JHawke
Sometimes you just aren't finished with life.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Crumply
Because you went to bed alive
CompositeArmour
So you tellin' me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Crumply
No but you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in the bed.
UnableQueso
If you look at the shot of her arm, there's a tiny needle-hole looking dot in her skin. So some kind of injection, maybe?
Sirsir94
I thought it was just a dust spot. I really need to clean my monitor...
VladimirsKacs
How did she not wake up for that?
Vercci
Didn't stab a nerve.
djsdkdjsk
shots can be pointy and slide in easily. plus heavy sleepers.
rshini
you never had a good nurse, the really good ones can stick and done before you realize it
unikorv