Chamla
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Not oc, still funny
Nov 17, 2016 11:27 AM
Chamla
183917
5729
84
Not oc, still funny
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Me: What donut? (brushes some crumbs from lap)
Talmorean
Aurelius: The virtue of the Donut is it's donut-ness
fencerman
Hegel - Donuts are the product of the historical struggle between the thesis/antithesis of cake and deep fryers.
wigglingdangernoodle
Ligotti- We may hide from the donut only in the hole of the donut.
YouJustWastedTwoSecondsReadingThis
Greenblatt: look around the donut.
highstream
Epictetus: you can not truly appreciate a donut unless you accept that you will one day lack donuts
Sanguiluna
Foucault: You can't have donuts until you behave the way society wants you to.
itsawerewolfbarmitzvah
Seeing saussure up there gave me severe humanities degree PTSD.
paralleluniversepam
I remember moment that my brain gave up on Linguistics at uni, discussing Saussure. It just checked out: wrap it up, we're done here
Lefpa
Diogenes: you don't need a donut, you scrub
RexMori
Pretty sure Kierkegaard is "the pleasure of a donut cant stop the endless expanse of man's fulitity to change his own destiny"
bendistraw
Heidegger- The donut is mine.
fencerman
Heidegger - Donuts are an example of the unifying technological state. Also, no jews allowed.
DrtyBlvd
More like a resolute confrontation with consumption is required for the 'nut to live realistically.
JustAUserNameThen
Hobbes: we need someone to make us eat the donut
Burnnoticelover
Rand: That's my donut, don't touch it!
TheImgurianChef
Anaximenes: doughnuts are made of air
TreeSlippity
You forgot Pirsig OP. The goodness that is perceived from the donut, exists between the donut and the observer.
ThoomerBottoms
Zen and the art of donuts. Nice.
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
These are shit explanations.
Acidjib
Dada: Donuts are donuts because they are not cookies
lnnocentbystander
Marx should read " the proletariat will rise and seize the means of donut production"
CertifiedTintinologist
Lil John - "What?"
shadwerst
Also: "Okay!"
Waitihavesomething4this
Also "yay-ya"
12345545545
Vaclav Havel: Our faith and tradition of the donut has been overtaken by the science and technology of the donut. We need a new donut.
curiousrayoflight
Schrödinger : the donuts in the box are both fresh and not fresh simultaneously until the box is opened.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
TIL: Hostess = Schrödinger
savageworld
Chomsky : Donut = America = Capitalism = Evil. Wake up, people!
Falcondor
Socrates: How do you know your donut is actually a donut?
OwlFarm
Diogenes of Sinope: Hey fuckboy, I brought donuts!
Niteman
Socrates: Can you tell me what a donut is?
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Socrates: (remembers that little boys like donuts. pockets donut.)
MarcoPoloolo
Like, "how do i know that this is not just an illusion of a donut?"? Is that how its supposed to be understood?
Akalazoo
Socrates is more "What is the nature of Donut? Glazed, jellied? You merely list examples of donut!" and "I know only that I do nut."
MostTriumphant
What actually counts as a donut?
ShaneEngland
that's actually a good question
Rhinosopotamus
Schrödinger's donut: If i haven't opened the donut box, the box has donuts, and also does not have donuts.
Agent
Simpson: "Mmm, Donuts."
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
LimeMime565
So Locke?
blueinthevening
Jung - Humanity collectively believes in donuts, thus donuts exist as a concept.
EponaDiosa
This is correct
DiddyMao20XX
Thank you. I was genuinely annoyed that Jung was not represented.
leftbanana
Trump - I have the best donuts. Better than any time in history. Everyone knows it. Corrupt Krispy Crème wants to poison your donuts.
Yepitsausername
I've got yuge donuts. Yuge.
Troublentendre
*tremendous donuts.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Trump- Grab em by the Donut Hole.
humbledham
You can get away with it. Because donute holes are inanimate objects.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Žižek: the donut is a result of capitalist culture's obsession with fried goodness that we have been trained to love -wipes face-
MeanMisterClean
I just passed him on the street today and now I see him mentioned on Imgur for the first time. Das cray.
Tadaw22
*deep cocaine sniff*
ruferto
had me at *wipes face*
busybee
Another opportunity for favoriting comments missed.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
I am honored, truly.
YannYacobi
Popper: Donuts are made to be eaten, but not all donuts are eaten. Therefore, not all donuts are donuts.
LesbianTrappedInManBody
I fuck with that
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
Dunkin: donuts
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
in fact, they are krafen
EvenSpeedwagon
Woah
SamMcKenzie
Your claim is easily falsified.
YannYacobi
Someone. +1
JohnFloorwalker
Bertrand Russell: Donuts also are made to give some people diabetes, so donuts are also a weapon.
OldSchoolNewRules
So if an object doesnt fulfil its intended purpose it is not that object?
bumgurgle
Ergo: Not all bombs are bombs.
Zrkled
According to Popper... although that is functional fixedness is incredibly narrow-minded
JohnFloorwalker
Got to be careful giving purpose though. If a human doesn't fulfill it's propose, is that person a human?
LurkerFrag
The Bene Gesserit might say so.
JohnFloorwalker
Meh. That's crossing identity, which I believe is something humans make up, with purpose, which definitely humans make up.
garydouglas
Freud : I know you wanna f**k that donut
ShoppingCartRodeo
That doughnut is your mother and you will find qualities of her in your significant bagel
TheLeafsAreActuallyGood
While yelling your mother's name
ItaloColombianAdventuresInJapan
it's just a heart-shapped donut, nothing dirty in this pic
alpinej0e
Freud: That donut. Put your dick in it.
DrewTheStampede
"Ma'am, sometimes an eclair is just an eclair"
Anatoos
Freud ain't a philosopher
whoopsywoo
Did your mother tell you that?
Anatoos
The Oedipus complex also applies to the father figure, you know.
bedbot
Isn't everyone a philosopher a little?
Anatoos
No?
SamMcKenzie
No
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
PatientDragon
You're right! He's a psychologist because he chose to do actual science, not just stare at the wall and keep wondering about life.
paralleluniversepam
He definitely wasn't a psychologist! And his theories aren't scientific, because they aren't falsifiable
Anatoos
Yeah that's definitely what philosophy is, mr. Knowitall
PatientDragon
I apologize for being so salty. I just handed in a 10 page paper on Solipsism and I just hate philosophy.
Anatoos
Well good luck with that paper anyways!