Quest Objective: Obtain top-tier armor (and a stupid kobold).

Mar 8, 2026 7:33 PM

ElbowDeepInAGoblin

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I love goblin onaholes

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Kinky knights know what's up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Kbai

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Comic is baalbuddy, video is by Solus Astorias: https://youtu.be/J6-Y2Y7fdXI

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A kobold you say?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eveybody wants a gobbo, but not everyone is built for it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

…I’m going to google “onaholes” now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

ona from onanism + hole from holeyfuckitstight

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Its a hole that you own

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the internet! You did this to yourself.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In a private browsing window, right?

In a private browsing window, RIGHT?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

DO NOT

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

DO, CONSENSUALLY

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do, responsibly.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

do it!

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Onahole is actually a double portmanteau.

Ona-ru is a Japanese slang term for masturbation (incomprehensibly adapted from Onan in the book of Genesis), so an onahole is a masturbation sleeve. But onna is the Japanese designator for woman, so it's ALSO a "woman hole", which is functionally the exact same thing.

It's rare to have a portmanteau with two distinct etymologies which both work. I think it's pretty neat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That's also where the English word onanism comes from, with the same meaning. Other languages also seem to have it, like German where its "onanieren". The Oxford nerds claim the first known use for self-gratification is from 1718, so it's pretty old.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, but those European cultures were FAR more entrenched in Christian culture. I'm aware the Portuguese brought Catholicism to Japan in the 16th century, but it didn't really take.

Japanese has a lot of loan words like that, such as 'arubaito', which fall into the category of "you're not wrong, but why?" - where it just feels jarring that they took THAT in lieu of literally anything else.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oof yes, that one certainly is jarring.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Japanese fleshlight

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You’re not Google!

2 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

No, this guy is google.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

AI Overview: Yes I am.

2 weeks ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Oh no, they're gonna steal our data! Go away, Google, I need my data!

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean, that Kobold is right if we are talking types.
Same way a goblin is a goblinoid, or a human is a humanoid.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then it would be dragonoid, not dragon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except the Demons and Devils are fiends, Orcs are *also* goblinoids, and trolls are a form of giant.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is that an exception to what I said?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Elves, Dwarves, and tieflings are also humanoids.
The point is, the system doesn't work like that, that's why.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I never said they weren't. Just that Kobolds are not dragon.

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