There's Norway you're not going to want to hear this one...

Nov 9, 2018 1:50 AM

Swordguy

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It's a little known fact, but Norway does not put names on their ships. While they do use a standardized number scheme (similar to how the USN does DDG-664, for example) those numbers are not accompanied by a nameplate, but instead by a barcode. This is so, when their ships get into port, Norway can Scandinavian.

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You never met anything you didn’t want to eat, fuck, or turn into a boat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a lot of weird things about the ship though. It's stealthy so it didn't show up on the shipping ship's ship radar, and so...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed...

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That joke

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

oh no, multiple waters are the worst kind of waters

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm stealing that pun. +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grrooooaaannnnn..... (Have an upvote)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow I really didnt understand shit in this post

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate you. +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read every word in a Norwegian accent.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awful joke, not funny at all. Here have an upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not a ship pilot, but shouldn't the propulsion system be underwater, to, erm, propel?

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

No, just the propellers. Not the system.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Even on submarines, the system itself is usually pretty dry and surrounded by air.. Propellers usually the only thing outside the dry part..

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It probably means that the engine room is flooded

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

The propeller(s) should be. The engine room should not.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nice joke

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't the propulsion system supposed to be under water? Is it a sailboat?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only the screws and some of the propeller shafts are underwater,the rest of the machinery spaces contents like the gas turbine engines arent

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The frigate is actually called 'Helge Ingstad'

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where this from?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their Viking ancestors are rolling over in their graves.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Because their naval descendants are rolling over in their ships.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Seems im missing out on the joke here....

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just a scratch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it DOES have a name you dingus... That's the KNM Helge Ingstad. And yes "woosh" all you want. But that reposted joke is way to old now.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

The ship’s name is KNM Helge Ingstad.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Hue, Helge tok helgen

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More like #TridentPuncture

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got the pun. It made me lol out loud.

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Laugh out loud out loud?

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Reminds me of "Did you just say 'generic excuse'?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I chuckled out loudly to myself whilst I was sat in the bathroom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the frig happened?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can read my reply to aya21 a bit further up. Hope it explains some :)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

look how the mighty vikings have fallen

7 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 0

Still got Swedish vikings

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The frigates are built in Spain, but our Skjold class corvettes are built in Norway by proper viking boat builders. Much better ships too

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why they had shallow hulls.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They left their vikinging in Britain.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There are more bad news from norway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Ljxdndp-o

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wtf

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is wrong with you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone's getting fired

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair the oil tankers were much less aggressive back then.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a dane: *laughs out loud*

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

And to think, that we sold our oil fields to them..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We didn't sell shit. That was thievery in bright daylight and every Norwegian knows it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supposedly the freighter that collided with it didn’t even leak oil . Maybe the navy should contract with whoever builds those ships

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure if it has anything to do with the fact that in scandinavia ships are required to have double hulls.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe next time we build the fucking boat ourselves and not have the Spanish pull a Spanish one on us.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nobody expects the Spanish ship sinking.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except like, Nelson and his enormous collection of seamen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a great pun with excellent delivery .if only i could upvote you multiple times @anotherupvote @AnotherVote

7 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 2

Hello again! v

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if only @ExtraUpvote @ExtraExtraUpvote @ExtraExtraExtraUpvote @ExtraExtraExtraExtraExtraUpvote could upvote this post

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

To all the people you just tagged: /a/OrO5bAd

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I wasn’t tagged but I’m here anyway. Like the Norway Navy!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

/a/OrO5bAd

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To post the pic directly, click "Images" on your profile, click the pic you want to post, choose "Direct link", copy and paste in comment.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea I was wondering why that wasn't working. Thank you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or right click the image, copy image address, then paste.

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