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May 6, 2016 5:05 PM
Tomigami
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FourDeathSavingThrows
"A girl talk to me". Fucking A
BigDoge
One with the earth one with the dirt
JugsMugsLadybugs
"Show me how fast you can decompose" is the GREATEST pickup line I've heard in a while. LOL
EroticZombiePants
'Nerdy girls and redheads' - Wow this bot has really figured out of love of the internet male.
AfRoSaUcE
Shout out to the Homestuck avatar.
Hazel232
This guy's a poet .
ohitsonlyoli
"show me how fast you decompose" that's pretty good
privateprawn
Best thing I've seen in ages, actually laughed out loud
miidnightbleus
Can't wait for the wedding invites
Felderburg
I used to do this (had literally the same exact replies) but then I realized I was wasting my time, and it was no longer amusing to me.
goatfatdoc
this is hilarious but i'm so obsessed with homestuck that profile pic was all i could pay attention to i think something is wrong with me
MrCapricorn
I fucking love Jake english
TheLongDefeat
Dude! You didn't need to pay with your card it was freeeee!
DangerMeme
For freeeeeeeeeeee!
Thatgirlyouknowonimgur
I had a spambot very similar. She wouldn't tell me if she enjoyed idaho potatoes or not. I politely asked her several times.
CloisteredMoistOysters
Were you thinking of a first date at the Idaho Potato Museum?
JacobFoxxx
So sticking my dick in ant holes isn't the way to become one with the earth?... I've been doing it all wrong.
dinkbot
http://imgur.com/YkrgUOo Another spambot adventure.
eviscera
HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome back to another exciting episode of "They didn't know it was Homestuck! Let's meet our contestants..."
iixsephirothvii
Im glad they have safety measuring like using a credit card, :) that way it keeps stupid kids from going on these legit websites
lemongerard
Jake? Jake English?
KitKatMari
Do I sense a Jake English..
BrooceWain
"A girl talk to me." 11/10 quote of the year
mwaterman
5/7
CokedUpPancake
Wow homestuck has really become weird :D
Gnawms
Boy howdy.
goodoldwoofers
More please, this is hilarious. I need an escape - I'm at an old people party with fruitcake and crystal glasses.
AdmiralRibbons
May we all become one with the soil! Praise the nutrients!
PlayListless
Dat username tho...
Lurkerdesdehacerato
Im impressed there's that many cats
xmaneds
Soylent soil.... it's.... PEOPLE ! !
TerraformTrent
Soilent Brown is people?!
madcatz1417
the avatar sells it for me
TalonDudeguy
yep
InertiaCreeps
homestuck man
Gnawms
Not often you see Homestuck on the front page.
poochyena
Thankfully.
10000Bees
Tumblr dumps always have one or two pieces of trash, really. Unless you don't want to count usernames.
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
One tumblr dump = two Homestuck usernames at LEAST.
DrunkSnowWhite
I once messaged one of those skype spambots like a week after they had done their whole script to see what would happen and someone answered
MoskauHOHOHO
and?...
DrunkSnowWhite
They basically just said "What?" and then said to shut up and go away when I repeated the question.
MoskauHOHOHO
hmm, sounds like they hack and hijack legit accounts and then it goes back the original user when the spam has been completed?
DrunkSnowWhite
Thats what I thought since sometimes when they first add you, they wait before talking, during which you can sometimes see their name change
rickeyspanish
now I am all hot and bothered
knotch2
Riiiiiiickyyyy sppppppaaaaanish.
DillonTree
Yet I am cold and decaying
TchallaVII
I will fucking kill you
TchallaVII
...Rickey Spanish
xmaneds
maybe YOU are.... on the other hand, I'm over here, eating gravel, coalescing with the earth, and pretty much merging with the soil.
ABadManWithABeard
You wanna grow a forest from our bodies?
quantumpacket
Napoleon moment ... "little black forest" he said
ABadManWithABeard
It doesn't have to be a forest from our bodies.
EmotionallyUnstableCat
Let it grow, let it groooow
howyahowyahowyadoing
She is totally into you.
eroso
This was a lovely modern love story. His ancestors must be proud.
OnlyLennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rxnh
Username relevant
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
i don't understand these girls every single time they're telling me to see them on the website and when i get there 1/2
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
i only see a guy jerking off with 2 pixels... 2/2
primusautobot
She is waiting for you on the other side.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
He must've called a thousand times
mrfirebass
Underground.
2flower
Surrounded by her happy worm friends.
UhOhImAnOreo
Idk what you mean by spambot.. All I see is saleswoman of the year. She doesnt take no for an answer.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Ignorant-to-humor-Dan here: In a few cases leaving the customer be is the best thing you can do to build trust in your company.
MerToo
No means no. Bad spambot! Rape! Raaaaaape!
DONALDTRUMPUSA
My uncle must be a great salesman then!
Whowilliam
Wat she selling?
UhOhImAnOreo
Tang
GilaMonsieur
they've done studies on not taking no for an answer, you know.
thesplashingblumpkins
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/62/622c1093dae57ca87d8fffd9ec63e4a8f8e826bc22bdaf26aa8708304f03dbb6.jpg
ChaosGoddess
My favorite sociopath <3
Ravic43
What about when they are together, like "no, don't stop!"
sgv1
All I can do is pray that this is sarcasm and give a tentative upvote.
UhOhImAnOreo
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bitemark
ABC Always Be Closing
lightningboltkid1
Closers get coffee
Zoroasterisk
Coffee is for closers.
lightningboltkid1
Sorry :(
Zoroasterisk
Don't be!