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They should announce the sequel to Groundhog’s Day and then just re-release the original. (Phone Dump) - https://imgur.com/gallery/drE7DoS
Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffering. (Phone Dump) - https://imgur.com/gallery/yuZHFfI
Trying to lose at rock-paper-scissors is just as hard as trying to win. (Phone Dump) - https://imgur.com/gallery/t0pvcRN
BatmanRidingANarwhal
#45 I just today was thinking I haven't run in years. Not like jog across the street, but RUN
Kirshna
#24 - dude in a bar checkin out a girl
Ansem571
#16 made me snort. Kudos
jhawker27
#27 "No, small angry dog. It is not worth it. I will protect you from yourself."
ishotjfktwice
I see weird I leave weird
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BlueAlopex
That’s fair.
Maleficarvm
That murder log from #37 was probably drunk
SeamusMCMXCVI
Young and sweet only seventeeeeen
mypatronusridesinatardis
#37
theguy5621
Lol, what is this from?
mypatronusridesinatardis
Fantasia
Giveemtheaxe
TIL cows hunt in packs.
grillcheezsammiches
Nice
enginerdiest
#40 laminar flow is cooool
evergreentt
It's stunning. I can get it occasionally when cutting a water pipe and draining it down. Not sure what he was punching holes in to though?
apoohneicie
Just give me the possum and tegu and nobody gets hurt!
xcopperx
Nobody is gonna say anything about the person eating from the same fruit loops bowl with a possum???
hotroddadbod
It’s the lööps brother
karatheon
I don't get how anyone can let an animal share their food. Disgusting. Sure they can have a taste. In their OWN bowl or plate.
poogiewoodle
THANK YOU
CelestialApollo
I knew I would find this comment if I looked hard enough.
JeanClaudeVanDammit
PenisShapedPoops
I swear it's a Pokemon.
UrGrammasMonkey
Ya wtf gave me chills
CaptainQuarkk
A snake with a little bit of fur ans a shell. And a dash of creepy.
Nizzus
I upvote for Skyrim
3Davideo
*looks in bottom right* I see they apparently like ebony.
StarkeRealm
Only way to hunt those daedra worshiping goats.
3Davideo
What should I use for goat-worshiping Daedra?
StarkeRealm
Either something enchanted, Silver, Ebony, or Daedric. Maybe Glass works, I forget. No idea if Rubidite works without an enchant, though.
CloneCommander1119
Is #1 a 4K version of fighting the ender dragon in Minecraft?
StarkeRealm
I think it's one of the higher tier random dragons in Skyrim. But it could be a unique fight, I'm not sure.
IronVader
It says "Ancient Dragon" on top, so it should be the 2nd strongest random encounter Dragon-type.
humptyblargh
I'd say no. It's an animation triggered by the kill, the twist is the shot missed the dragon for the bystander goat.
Butane9000
Birb.exe in #6 has stopped working.
bruudwin
even better with sound! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht5ScJ4B5vk&t=0s&index=49&list=PLUItKhwwYpRCjW_PTRmxy2n9otn-Za0su
BlueAlopex
If there was a way to give you more than 1 point I would. Thank you for this!
NowYourJustBeatingOffaDeadHorse
I got you fam!
Tigorahan
@ExtraUpvote this guy
HowCurious
What is that thing?? #17
ASolitudeGuard
A (overweight) Tegu.
DBallz
I remember I freaked out the first time I saw one too. Apparently they're called "Asians". There's like 15 different kinds!
Tekktokk
I love that it is the same woman / lizard and you made that reference. I didn't know he is an internet celebrity (MacGyver the Lizard)!
DBallz
Not gonna lie, i recognised them from the meme. I clearly lead a sad existence.
BannedAgainWTFthatWasntNSFW
Better than the dump I just had. Nice.
BlueAlopex
Thanks and good luck on your next one dump!
Chickadeethatsme
Are sheep usually that chill about being handled?
RelartOfGivia
I would sign right the fuck up if I was a sheep. That looks like it feels amazing.
YharnamsFinest
Stops them overheating and shitting on their own wool too lol
Snaitf
#2 - Welcome to my world.
Yellowdart49
#36 used hydropump!!
stopdropandrollout
My friend wants to know what “sapnu puas” means. #48
tarWHOdis
Send nudes. That’s what it says. Please don’t let this be a trap.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
I liked #50 better before they cleaned it
inthedaylightIdontpickupmyphone
I thought they were painting it at first, confused why the ground wasn’t getting any white on it
MisterBrent
My friend doesn't get #48, someone can explain it to him, I gotta run.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
if you mirror it it says send nudes
Okebel
It's like BOOBIES on an unside down calculator.
bamblebimble
Ah unside down calculators. I remember those
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
It’s the Da Vinci code!
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Apparently if you turn it upside down it says 'send nudes '
boogertown
Turning it upside down, forcing my brain to register the a’s as e’s is hurting my eyeballs
ViolentPurrrrr
OH NO, I never thought I was going to be a parent that couldn't their kid's texts. Dangit....
ViolentPurrrrr
That's a good one though, gonna send it to my husband and see what he does lol.
TheRealOwl
Never thought i would be the kid ish not getting it. Thought i knew the slang and stuff aswell
ViolentPurrrrr
Well that was a big grammatical fail. *hangs head in shame*.
LivingCactus
This is the best dump on here in a while. It's got a little something for everyone, loved it!
BlueAlopex
Thanks!
DocGigglez
Where can I get the coin from #7?
Musubi626
Sell your soul to the same demon trump sold his soul to
FistfulOfAssholes
YouMayFeelAPinch
Anywhere they deface currency. Try a local art school where they're gluing refuse together... bonus points if they're gluing doll parts
RedOvermorrow
who hurt you
YouMayFeelAPinch
Art school did :(
RedOvermorrow
If this is your post then taking a giant shit on symbolism makes you a bad artist.
YouMayFeelAPinch
A giant shit is technically abstract art. You just didn't recognize it. Shame on you.
Peterowski
Sid from toystory apparently
CoeusDarksoul
#45 - I'm a short guy... at least a dozen times a day just to get shit off shelves.
yessrobots
Thank you! I’m 5’2” and my first thought was “I jump all the time...”
Toxicjinx
5ft 1 gal here, it’s a daily adventure.
CoeusDarksoul
In order to be equal and fair, I've gotta give you the same response I gave the other gal who said something similar... Eeey, how YOU doin?
CoeusDarksoul
(still sorry, not sorry!)
Blue5679
I'll jump but not for that reason
CoeusDarksoul
Jumping to conclusions are ya? There's a mat for that!
Blue5679
Exactamundo but in reality it's just for the gym cause I want to lose weight
CoeusDarksoul
Bravo pally. I keep saying I'ma hit the gym, but I finish a 10-ish hour workday and all I can think about is going home & away from people.
Quasime
Imagine being on the run from the cops and being narced om by a heard of cows
boogertown
That happened where I live! I feel famous
AncientThotDeity
Just HAD to be Florida, damnit people, again?!
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
That lady shearing that sheep must have a strong ass back. I can't furminate my husky for 15 minutes without my back screaming to stop.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
her name is Carla, Queen of cows!
CoeusDarksoul
Well, the thermal camera probably helped a bit too...
Quasime
Obviously but it was real easy for the people on foot to find her, all they had to do is follow the cows
StrixxSlade
Literally the first time I see my hometown on IMGUR and it's this...
boogertown
Yooooo wut I live in Oviedo
StrixxSlade
Ahaha I went to elementary school there.
boogertown
What school? I went to carillon for elementary. Graduated high school in 2012 but if you didn’t go to hs in Oviedo I probably don’t know you
StrixxSlade
Nope went to high school in Sanford. I went to Evans.
iLikeHockey
Yeah a little more context around this would be nice
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
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FistfulOfAssholes
Florida.
XWingatAliciousness
There were calves in the herd. You can see em if you watch again. They don't fuck around when it comes to their babies.
PoppinLochNessHopster
was... was that not enough? It was a police helicopter chasing a suspect through a field, updating ground units until her capture.
FrauBlucher
Literally none of that information was shared in the post. All we could see is that someone was being chased by cows
UncomfortableTruths
Yes, which was being filmed by a frigging helicopter reporting on the incident. That's how authorities knew. That's pretty straightforward.
PoppinLochNessHopster
The subtitles are a big part, definitely not how you'd speak in a search/rescue, the fact it's a helicopter, it's at night, etc.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Spell it out for me, I can't contextualize! jesus
PoppinLochNessHopster
...Aye but then with the comment we're replying to it gives you all you need to realize all of the shit I just said.
bobsthename88
Honestly when I first watched it and read them I thought it was a girl being chased and the chopper was helping rescue her