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MrEdeedub
Don't you hate it when you prematurely vote up.
TheZabadabadoo
"When life gives you lemons..."
BIGNUTT28
Islandace
WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN
KageroShijima
Put...oh. nevermind
ImAnAnarchist
Remember kids, Jackson (?) from the Official Podcast said it's more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
InhumanBanana
Now you're thinking with Portals!
ravioli25
I pion oouujm oouujm
BeerFueledAdventurer
ilikzim
Ha that was unexpect- nope thats what I thought
PyroJohn
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NggUSbgRUhc
GotMeAWrench
Thank you.
IllegalDuckling
But where would you get the moon rock dust panels to place the portals on?
FungusForge
I don't think the moon goo is required. From the looks of things, having a flat white-ish surface is plenty.
yadofedop42
I thought it gonna suck a dick
keithtoddmilo24
Hello
PoochyPooch
Would that technically be considered masterbation?
Taishosama
yup
nightripper
Amateur doesn't even go anal.
JebusActual
But you'd move away an equal distance to each thrust.
raider111111
I have this theory that we probably could suck our own dicks but the primates that could didn't need women so they didn't reproduce.
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DownvotesAreFun
Cats too.
raider111111
Right, but humans fuck for pleasure. Dog's don't.
Strostkovy
You could fuck yourself but the portals have to be in just the right spot and once you start you are committed.
ThingsYouCantUnsee
Sounds great. Where can i get one?
coolguy4206969
No cause if you move ur dick forward ur ass will move forward. You'll never reach.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Just put the portal on a moving platform (which are in portal 2, so fuck off)
mitotinytims
how about you put one portal behind ur butt, and the other on a movable surface in front of you, and then pull the second onto your dick
Slorpthegillman
You are the reason the internet was invented
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Now you're thinking with portals!
CasualAtlas
Would it feel more like you're fucking someone in the ass or more like your being fucked in the ass?
Anthonlee
Both, Since the only sense being used is feeling
2020Gamer
Ah but unfortunately you can't put a portal on a moving surface.
TheMemeForge
You can, portal 2 you use moving platforms to cut neurotoxin tubes
2020Gamer
Yeah I remembered that right after commenting lol. I believe that's the only time we see moving portals, unfortunately
icanchangethisatanytime
It's always great when all you're expecting is a HJ and get surprised with a BJ.
BillNyesHugePenis
My favorite kind of porn
misterdode
Best advice for a great handjob: put it in your mouth.
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DownvotesAreFun
I need this shirt so much.
thekevinshow
What about a ZJ?
Adbirseoir
What's a ZJ?
thekevinshow
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
stillsearchingformycostello
It's a handjob/blowjob that occurs while the guy is sleeping (catching z's). Sauce: Beerfest (great movie!)
thekevinshow
The movie never explains what a ZJ is. That's the joke.
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
Zipperjob?
ZeroPointDrifter
"We've got a bleeder!"
ShowMeBunnies
I don't know whether I should upvote or downvote this horrifying suggestion.
HermioneGrangersLeftTesticlesFungalGrowth
Isn't a zipper job a heart surgery?
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
If you could suck your own dick, would it feel like someone is sucking your dick or you're sucking someone else's dick?
erischilde
It's not gay, because it's you're own, but.. that makes it a little gay :/
Cheomesh
yes
aleister94
Either way is good for me
LordOfWastedHours
Yes
HughLaurie
Of course it would.
Esarty
Ron Jeremy said it feels more like sucking dick than getting head.
ThatGuyVinny
Feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked
noptic
Best case:
DarkPuppyVillain
Both
Wakkawakkalongnamerawr
I see your favourites are interesting
fizix00
69
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
like a man-on-man 69
pantslessgamers
Listen to the official podcast, they have some personal testimony
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BalfMalark
What about if you are jerking someone off while they jerk you off. If it just feels like you are jerking yourself off does that make it gay?
CANADIANMIST
Yes
ThingsYouCantUnsee
Yes
ITSDICK
Precisely
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
Lotta nerve endings in the lips and mouth. It'd probably feel like both experiences.
HorseMcFucker
IIRC "Sucking your own dick Is more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."
AkLonewolf
Agreed, The angle is all wrong.
ITryToBeEdgyAndCoolItsNotWorking
It feels like you're sucking a dick.
combatwombat0
Next step: if you could fist your own butt
longoriaisaiah
I mean, you can do it if you try hard enough
Blud4BludGod
Speaking for a fried more flexible than me, I hear it feels a lot more life sucking cock than getting a blowjob
CallMeSleeper
Would be like sucking a dick while being sucked off I imagine
LocustStar
So it'd be extra good if you're gay!
bobstallone
How hard do you have to imagine?
aleister94
Which is awesome btdubs incase you haven't tried it
SuspiciousCharacter
From what I hear it feels more like sucking someone than receiving.
PreciousPotato
Just like 69-ing (yourself). Always find it hard to focus on receiving then as well.
Pufferfish1026
My life has no meaning now
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Thats when someone removes ribs and can reach down, i imagine through portals it would feel like both.
PoppinLochNessHopster
No one has ever had a rib removed to suck their own dick, that's an urban legend, lol.
BrownskinOriental
Your mouth has taste, feel, and very close to nose and smelling so wouldn't doubt it registers more feelings in your brain.
SchrodingersGinger
ask some flexible people to confirm?
SuspiciousCharacter
Like I said, from what I heard.
SephWalker
I have partaketh in giving a blowjob while being blown and I can say with certainty that I was more focused on giving than receiving.
SephWalker
Source: girlfriend blowing me while I blew her gay friend.