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Dog tax, he really is the best pupper... or maybe he's an alien
SummerBunny101
Upvote alien pupper
theheebs25
I've seen randomer
kayakninjas
#16 I got to do that Sunday! My hands were full because lots of pizzas so I just yelled "Ding dong" really loud and it worked and was happy!
NoChute
#7 More like beareatos
dowingba
Leaves fall when it gets cold out...
Spankywylde
gambosa
Dog looks identicle to mine did you steal her?
ProPupperPetter
Yes. She is mine now... German shorthaired pointers for the win!
niels0405
As a guy with glasses: it is is
PistonATF
That stay calm bark doggo is one of my favorite things I've ever seen. That and the whisper boof, not in full bark mode thing.
bongles
I've come to terms with the fact that I'll probably never have a threesome
trapinch
hong kong 'walk ups' frequently offer the option; although prostitution itself is legal, 3 in a room isn't (anti-pimping laws)
HeiheiForPresident
Gloryhole? Never have all 3 in the same room, potential loophole... not that I’ve thought about it or anything.
panicoliveira
The one with the bird and the flamingo made me really sad.
SummerBunny101
It didnt until you made me read it again, you demon
Joelyp16
Nah the worm and the caterpillar so sad
akom
Great, now I'm craving sleepingbag tacos again. Thanks bear.
TheBloodyScot
That one made me unreasonably angry... like taco... TACO HAVE YOU SEEN A SLEEPING BAG? I'd call it a burrito, if anything.
TheBloodyScot
A hammobk would be closer to a taco.
minataur
fucking vegans
dannakala
I know it's a joke but eating beef is way more responsible for deforestation and habitat loss.
HeiheiForPresident
Found the vegan
dannakala
haha not a vegan but I try to eat less beef to be green. Also I raised chickens and they were little shits so I feel fine eating them.
ChristopherMorrill
Wanted to downvote all your posts line the vindictive cunt I am but you only have 1 and i love pandemic so +1 fucker
dannakala
haha fair play. cheers
ComradeBushtail
There is more than one outcome. “We’re expecting a baby. Little shit could miscarry though.”
fiddlewheelx
Or a lil shit
1Plebian
I feel like people who haven't tried don't know, because of how little people talk about it.
popsuperscript
Is it not or is it is?
davebeastly
That's the kind of disappointment you get after opening a Kinder Egg only to discover you got a prebuilt toy rather than one you can build.
smolgods
Am American, can't relate because we can't have those
davebeastly
My condolences.
ComradeBushtail
Cause your kids are too stupid to check things
Gyinagal
#6 why did you include a picture of a hat?
noworldorder23
We found the groan up!
Gohomejim
I see a snake and an elephant
makingfiends
chucklesthetoadstool
What was it? It rings so many bells, but I can't recall.
therealmaki
The little Prince
chucklesthetoadstool
Yes. Thank you. My childhood.
IveGotGas
therealmaki
In the Little Prince the guy painted an elephant swallowed by a snake .. the adults thought it was a picture of a hat