Good News Fellas! Reduce Your Risk of Prostate Cancer by 33%!

Mar 3, 2022 10:28 AM

MAN9000

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Men! It's time to take your health into your own hands! Most men don't grasp how big this problem is. You might explode when you learn that more men die from prostate cancer than women do from breast cancer! So let's stand erect and lend a hand to the members of our fellow man by sharing this life saving information. You may not be able to save the world, but you can fight the tyranny in your thunder wear. Man9000 is doing all he can to beat the odds and encourages you to tap your own potential for future generations.

https://www.health.com/condition/prostate-cancer/male-masturbation-benefits

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I’ve done the math. I am immortal.

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I don't need to know why!

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I brought this up in conversation and encountered stiff resistance. But I say, be proud of your stance, even if it leads to a pounding.

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I am 39 now, so (quick math) I should be good through June 2069.

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Arm tired and no date? Call a gay friend!! lol

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I came her for this. Pun intended.

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Well... I'm in the clear

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Just sayin' I'm single, fellas, and there could be one less dude masturbating if we change that

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thank you for your service

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In other words screw no nut November.

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Or... make up for it in October and December. You know, double your numbers

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That started more as a stop using porn thing but somehow turned into a holier than thou woman hating campaign.

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That was always a terrible idea.

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Considering its always been vaguely unhealthy anyway... definitely!

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So another thing for guys on antidepressants to get depressed about. …

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If persistent, bring it up with your shrink. They might be able to adjust your meds.

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I was reading an article from 2019 in Harvard health not too long ago that said bupropion /buspirone could possibly boost drive arousal 1/

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IDK what current info is & most ppl don't like taking a bunch of meds but it may be useful info to think about for SSRI users.

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I'm doing my part

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Good news guys, I have myself and at least 2 of you covered.

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...actually that was really poor choice of words in hindsight...

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Didn’t even realize until you said something.

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Dont be ashamed bro

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I am there with you. WFH has allowed me to have a masturbation break

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Thank you for assuming we can only have 21 orgasms a month if we do it ourselves

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I think the rest of the class is also curious, does it need to be across the month? What if we already hit our quota for March?

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Per months, not per day. Give ol' Willy a break my dude!

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I mean, 21 one is a good starting number.

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Wait, you guys are having sex?

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Didn't work for me. Just sayin.

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But you tried hard and that's what counts. Are you in remission?

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Had the sucker cut out of me 11 years ago. Still no signs of the cancer, so I'm fine. Thanks for asking!

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Glad to hear.

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Oh thank goodness… it says 21 OR MORE times per month!

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Are you challenging me to a wank off...? Wait...that came out wrong...

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Is this really a “challenge” for any of us?

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Well...it turned into one and i expect all to rise up

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That...came out wrong again...

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I do, and trust me, it will come out juuuust right

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If you dig into the original paper, this is problematic science. It does not correct for the fact that people having 4-7 orgasms a month

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may not be doing that through choice, but due to the fact they are ill, and either diagnosed or not, feeling terrible enough not to want

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more per month, or not able to have more per month due to their condition.

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Not masturbating regularly can lead to having 2 broken hands or 2 broken arms - there's a statistical correlation between those conditions.

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https://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/fulltext This risks being 'people with broken legs run less, to reduce

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your risk of broken legs, run more.

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Exercising all your whole body is good for you. I for one am not going to take the potential risk of pinis inactivity.

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Waaaaaaaay ahead of you....

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Me too and like I couldn't not masturbate less than 21 even if I wanted to.

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At this point I'm already immune.

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I was gonna say, not a dude but my husband and I have a very active sex life together, sex almost everyday not counting handies.

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Congratulations on the sex

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Yeah, it's a really good upside to being married to my best friend haha.

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Would you like to adopt another husband? Asking for a friend.

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Haha, if I'm adopting another husband, it's gonna be to do all the working so me and my actual husband can just fuck and travel, apply now!

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My friend says he’s no longer interested, thank you!

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I am happy to make sure my husband stays healthy!

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Prostate milking?

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Right?! My thoughts exactly!

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I also choose this guy’s wife to keep me healthy.

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No, it only works for masturbation. No helping.

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To be fair, it did say orgasms per month. There's plenty of ways to get there by yourself or with friends :)

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Well, THAT’S not as fun!!!

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Those are rookie numbers!

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I’ve got my year’s worth already

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Exactly!

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I 100% knew this was going to be a top comment on this post

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The best part is, this quote is 100% in context with the scene in the movie.

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Actually I like the idea but I can't manage it that often. It's starting to feel like a chore doing it once a week.

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Depending on age and other factors, if the desire lessens further, consider talking to your physician.

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It is clearly a mistake. They mean 21 times per day.

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Try get in mood to masturbate when you eating anxiety meds.

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Not when you get older.

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I was actually informed of this by a female nurse at my urologists office. My male urologist never mentioned it

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She got her info from her hubby. Probably...

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Probably so lol

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You gotta pump (ha!) those numbers up!

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Thank you!

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I can beat that number by the 3rd day.

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Working from home I guess?

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Ha. Beat.

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That takes you 3 days? Amateur.

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Impressive! Try not to hurt yourself! A torn frenulum is no fun, let me tell you! ...Or so I've heard.

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What cream should i use? Asking for a friend…

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Generate your own cream

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Heard it from a friend, I take it?

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What in the wide world of sports is frenulum?

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AKA, banjo string

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This is one for example.

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This is another one.

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21 times a month?! Where the hell are you guys finding the energy?!

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I do once a day for sure, plus have sex a couple times a week. I don't see either as particularly energy taxing.

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You might have low testosterone.

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the more important quetion is: what should I do the remaining 29 days

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Chastity cage, obviously.

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Hydrate

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No shit, definitely not happening if you're on an antidepressant like Paxil

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If you had to measure your advice taking into account every ailment that everyone could possibly have you couldn't give it.

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Most people are not on anti-depressants, therefore it's still acceptable to give that advice. There are foods that are really healthy for

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people but we don't stop recommending them just because there are some people that are allergic.

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You're kidding, right?

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Not even a little bit.. Must be getting old.. lol

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Dude im 27, i cant fucking fall asleep if i don't rub one out. I guess it's a fucking habit now

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Yah, I used to be that way, too. It sucks getting old.

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Get back to me in 10 years..

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Aight shit, remind me in 9 years

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What is even happening in this gif

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I've been asking myself the same question every time I see it.

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Earning his 33%

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Hes holding a giant american flag at a football game and making it "wave"

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I was really hoping for an emotional story where he has nerve damage but I'd standing up to salute anyway. But nope lol.

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Aw, poor dude trying to be patriotic but Imgurians ruined it for him. Lol

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Haha yea, he never asked me to be immortalized in a meme though lol.

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It'd likely be more useful to recommend a max number instead of a minimum number lol

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You'll feel it when you hit that max number. You will.

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A max would be "interferes with your life". If it isn't interfering with other aspects of your life and you aren't rubbing it raw, have fun.

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The max is how much you want until it interferes with other parts of your life.

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I honestly think max is a lot lower than that.

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You’re currently sitting at 69 upvotes so I don’t want to mess up your number. Here’s my written up vote.

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When they can't read your text anymore, they should stop.

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Honestly I’m a 28y/o guy with a super low sex drive, so 21 would be tough and tiresome for me. 5-10 would probably be my preference.

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I’d need to quit my job and focus on it professionally.

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Stay hydrated, my dude.

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The answer is 55. 56 kills https://punchng.com/teen-masturbates-56-times-dies-of-heart-attack/

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Detachable penis...

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So 55 per session, and at least 5-6 sessions a day. So you're good to at least 9,900 a month.

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Until friction wounds start appearing or your foreskin starts fraying.

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Fraying Foreskins - band name

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I'm going for 100%!

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Let us know how that lifetime supply of masturbation sessions in one month go for you.

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He is going to be so dehydrated

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platinum trophy or nothing baby!

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Proud of you! ?

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100% of the time? Won't you need to sleep?

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use this while you are sleeping:

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They have machines that can help you while you sleep.

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I don't like machines in that context :-/

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Fine… there are “toys” that can help you while you sleep. Lol

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Yeah exactly. What happens at time #22? Super powers up to and through #55 in a month? #56 opens a void in space that ends mankind?

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So that's what Freddy Mercury was singin about. 'Tonight i'm gonna have a good time' and 'flyin at the speed of light'

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I can assure you that #56 does not do that.

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Can confirm #57 does not do it either

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Yup 60's pretty easy. Once in the am once at bedtime hehe

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Very sad and easy confirmation indeed.

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I'm not sad about it. I was a bored and horny teenager. What I am sad about is the time I chaffed it.

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Been were done that. Still wonder how shorter it would have been if not for umm... prioritisation of my prostate health.

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Ok I'm willing to take one for the team. Do tell what number is needed?

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If we're looking for a monthly number, it's going to need at least 3 digits.

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I'm a go getter. 4 digits it is. Well if you include the thumb 5

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Everyone knows their max number.

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Technically I guess I'd have to answer no to that... or... I guess the answer is yes NOW but it definitely was no....

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Right, but is it healthy?

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Son, I’m over here!

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As long as it don’t chafe… it’s safe

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It can desensitize your dopamine receptors if you're orgasming every single day.

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Finally someone got it!

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That… I’m not saying you’re wrong but that’s the kind of claim that needs scientific evidence my guy. That’s a no shit medical claim.

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