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Men! It's time to take your health into your own hands! Most men don't grasp how big this problem is. You might explode when you learn that more men die from prostate cancer than women do from breast cancer! So let's stand erect and lend a hand to the members of our fellow man by sharing this life saving information. You may not be able to save the world, but you can fight the tyranny in your thunder wear. Man9000 is doing all he can to beat the odds and encourages you to tap your own potential for future generations.
https://www.health.com/condition/prostate-cancer/male-masturbation-benefits
Jsherman14
I’ve done the math. I am immortal.
DildoHaeuptling
I don't need to know why!
OlderWiser
flexstar
21stnightseptember
I brought this up in conversation and encountered stiff resistance. But I say, be proud of your stance, even if it leads to a pounding.
TheReturnOfGreasemunky129
NottherealSlimPickens
donthideyourright2
Arm tired and no date? Call a gay friend!! lol
davebeastly
sloch
I came her for this. Pun intended.
jamieb03303
Betterbecauseofthem
Well... I'm in the clear
Noblody
Ultrapcmcdjdds3000
Soufange
Just sayin' I'm single, fellas, and there could be one less dude masturbating if we change that
theinternetconfusesme
LordVulpix
In other words screw no nut November.
IamJacksanxiety
Or... make up for it in October and December. You know, double your numbers
Nikolai5
That started more as a stop using porn thing but somehow turned into a holier than thou woman hating campaign.
jekath
That was always a terrible idea.
Isalenna
Considering its always been vaguely unhealthy anyway... definitely!
HandoB4Javert
OmenJones
casbott
So another thing for guys on antidepressants to get depressed about. …
PhailRaptor
If persistent, bring it up with your shrink. They might be able to adjust your meds.
gaijincracker
I was reading an article from 2019 in Harvard health not too long ago that said bupropion /buspirone could possibly boost drive arousal 1/
gaijincracker
IDK what current info is & most ppl don't like taking a bunch of meds but it may be useful info to think about for SSRI users.
potatoardvarkhybrid
I'm doing my part
greakel
Mechwarrior719
Hooksan
Good news guys, I have myself and at least 2 of you covered.
Hooksan
...actually that was really poor choice of words in hindsight...
iLoveMyMomAndDad
Didn’t even realize until you said something.
thatsmypurseidontknowyoukoth
Dont be ashamed bro
thatsmypurseidontknowyoukoth
I am there with you. WFH has allowed me to have a masturbation break
DotcoreJetkill
Thank you for assuming we can only have 21 orgasms a month if we do it ourselves
deathpeppers
I think the rest of the class is also curious, does it need to be across the month? What if we already hit our quota for March?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Per months, not per day. Give ol' Willy a break my dude!
deathpeppers
https://youtu.be/NM6I-pmV0RA
MAN9000
I mean, 21 one is a good starting number.
spitslap
Wait, you guys are having sex?
just4thelolz
wylkyn
Didn't work for me. Just sayin.
MAN9000
But you tried hard and that's what counts. Are you in remission?
wylkyn
Had the sucker cut out of me 11 years ago. Still no signs of the cancer, so I'm fine. Thanks for asking!
jfarm350
Glad to hear.
HassyWan
Oh thank goodness… it says 21 OR MORE times per month!
Evillairforrent
Are you challenging me to a wank off...? Wait...that came out wrong...
HassyWan
Is this really a “challenge” for any of us?
Evillairforrent
Well...it turned into one and i expect all to rise up
Evillairforrent
That...came out wrong again...
DanFlorentONE
I do, and trust me, it will come out juuuust right
SithElephant
If you dig into the original paper, this is problematic science. It does not correct for the fact that people having 4-7 orgasms a month
SithElephant
may not be doing that through choice, but due to the fact they are ill, and either diagnosed or not, feeling terrible enough not to want
SithElephant
more per month, or not able to have more per month due to their condition.
casbott
Not masturbating regularly can lead to having 2 broken hands or 2 broken arms - there's a statistical correlation between those conditions.
SithElephant
https://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/fulltext This risks being 'people with broken legs run less, to reduce
SithElephant
your risk of broken legs, run more.
MAN9000
Exercising all your whole body is good for you. I for one am not going to take the potential risk of pinis inactivity.
PoormanBachelor
Waaaaaaaay ahead of you....
pareidoliaperson
Me too and like I couldn't not masturbate less than 21 even if I wanted to.
Blutsaugher
At this point I'm already immune.
gmfunkd
I was gonna say, not a dude but my husband and I have a very active sex life together, sex almost everyday not counting handies.
ript11
Congratulations on the sex
gmfunkd
Yeah, it's a really good upside to being married to my best friend haha.
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
Would you like to adopt another husband? Asking for a friend.
gmfunkd
Haha, if I'm adopting another husband, it's gonna be to do all the working so me and my actual husband can just fuck and travel, apply now!
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
My friend says he’s no longer interested, thank you!
wonderwomanlovesbacon
I am happy to make sure my husband stays healthy!
Elhombremacabro
Prostate milking?
EnigmaWearingHeels
Right?! My thoughts exactly!
WinstonSmith101
I also choose this guy’s wife to keep me healthy.
wonderwomanlovesbacon
greakel
spacecowboyein
No, it only works for masturbation. No helping.
morbidconcerto
To be fair, it did say orgasms per month. There's plenty of ways to get there by yourself or with friends :)
wonderwomanlovesbacon
Well, THAT’S not as fun!!!
just4thelolz
Those are rookie numbers!
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
I’ve got my year’s worth already
LabyrinthBuilder
Exactly!
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
dundeeisdrunk
I 100% knew this was going to be a top comment on this post
CasinoV
The best part is, this quote is 100% in context with the scene in the movie.
jayman0123
FourLegsGood
Actually I like the idea but I can't manage it that often. It's starting to feel like a chore doing it once a week.
suchdecision3000
Depending on age and other factors, if the desire lessens further, consider talking to your physician.
kebabpipe
It is clearly a mistake. They mean 21 times per day.
EnderSwe
Try get in mood to masturbate when you eating anxiety meds.
MechKelly
Not when you get older.
mycatsings
I was actually informed of this by a female nurse at my urologists office. My male urologist never mentioned it
ricpaul
She got her info from her hubby. Probably...
mycatsings
Probably so lol
jeston42
Mechwarrior719
You gotta pump (ha!) those numbers up!
forloss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B934Y46tbM
just4thelolz
Thank you!
BillHaleyandhisComments
I can beat that number by the 3rd day.
AyrA
Working from home I guess?
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
Ha. Beat.
bigdinger81
That takes you 3 days? Amateur.
just4thelolz
Impressive! Try not to hurt yourself! A torn frenulum is no fun, let me tell you! ...Or so I've heard.
gytgud
What cream should i use? Asking for a friend…
Aforaseem
Generate your own cream
gytgud
NL31
Heard it from a friend, I take it?
nigelstanfordfan237
What in the wide world of sports is frenulum?
Malekai18
AKA, banjo string
just4thelolz
This is one for example.
just4thelolz
This is another one.
Illendor
21 times a month?! Where the hell are you guys finding the energy?!
SomeDetroitGuy
I do once a day for sure, plus have sex a couple times a week. I don't see either as particularly energy taxing.
MAN9000
You might have low testosterone.
KarlderMarder
the more important quetion is: what should I do the remaining 29 days
IntelligentLake
Chastity cage, obviously.
badatediting
Hydrate
SrPootStank
No shit, definitely not happening if you're on an antidepressant like Paxil
Nikolai5
If you had to measure your advice taking into account every ailment that everyone could possibly have you couldn't give it.
Nikolai5
Most people are not on anti-depressants, therefore it's still acceptable to give that advice. There are foods that are really healthy for
Nikolai5
people but we don't stop recommending them just because there are some people that are allergic.
SrPootStank
ninjaguineapig
You're kidding, right?
Illendor
Not even a little bit.. Must be getting old.. lol
GeyFieri
Dude im 27, i cant fucking fall asleep if i don't rub one out. I guess it's a fucking habit now
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Yah, I used to be that way, too. It sucks getting old.
thrashingcows
Illendor
Get back to me in 10 years..
GeyFieri
Aight shit, remind me in 9 years
TheDarkGreenWizard
Jonbravo
GravyEducation
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
bagoffishstix
JumalautaPerkele
Ja5per
TChallaVanDam
GravyEducation
ReallyFastSloth
What is even happening in this gif
just4thelolz
I've been asking myself the same question every time I see it.
betteegirl
Earning his 33%
Blacksalmon
Hes holding a giant american flag at a football game and making it "wave"
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPartyPooper
I was really hoping for an emotional story where he has nerve damage but I'd standing up to salute anyway. But nope lol.
TransAtheistMinister
Aw, poor dude trying to be patriotic but Imgurians ruined it for him. Lol
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPartyPooper
Haha yea, he never asked me to be immortalized in a meme though lol.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
It'd likely be more useful to recommend a max number instead of a minimum number lol
psmith00
You'll feel it when you hit that max number. You will.
SomeDetroitGuy
A max would be "interferes with your life". If it isn't interfering with other aspects of your life and you aren't rubbing it raw, have fun.
Rahava
The max is how much you want until it interferes with other parts of your life.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I honestly think max is a lot lower than that.
sphericalworld
You’re currently sitting at 69 upvotes so I don’t want to mess up your number. Here’s my written up vote.
derekjohn
When they can't read your text anymore, they should stop.
DontHateMePlease
Honestly I’m a 28y/o guy with a super low sex drive, so 21 would be tough and tiresome for me. 5-10 would probably be my preference.
captapathy
I’d need to quit my job and focus on it professionally.
StarscreamAndHutch
Stay hydrated, my dude.
Fargus57
The answer is 55. 56 kills https://punchng.com/teen-masturbates-56-times-dies-of-heart-attack/
sardonislamir
Detachable penis...
barnwolf
So 55 per session, and at least 5-6 sessions a day. So you're good to at least 9,900 a month.
TinyLiehon
Until friction wounds start appearing or your foreskin starts fraying.
ImSupposedToBeWorkingRightNow
Fraying Foreskins - band name
MAN9000
I'm going for 100%!
danopotato
Let us know how that lifetime supply of masturbation sessions in one month go for you.
VirtualNaut
He is going to be so dehydrated
IchitheKira
platinum trophy or nothing baby!
yall00aint00right
Proud of you! ?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
100% of the time? Won't you need to sleep?
080080
use this while you are sleeping:
VirtualNaut
They have machines that can help you while you sleep.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I don't like machines in that context :-/
VirtualNaut
Fine… there are “toys” that can help you while you sleep. Lol
somtin
Yeah exactly. What happens at time #22? Super powers up to and through #55 in a month? #56 opens a void in space that ends mankind?
Evillairforrent
So that's what Freddy Mercury was singin about. 'Tonight i'm gonna have a good time' and 'flyin at the speed of light'
TheDairyPope
I can assure you that #56 does not do that.
hawaiianatheart
Can confirm #57 does not do it either
Pace171921
Yup 60's pretty easy. Once in the am once at bedtime hehe
PunIshErnest
Very sad and easy confirmation indeed.
TheDairyPope
I'm not sad about it. I was a bored and horny teenager. What I am sad about is the time I chaffed it.
PunIshErnest
Been were done that. Still wonder how shorter it would have been if not for umm... prioritisation of my prostate health.
somtin
Ok I'm willing to take one for the team. Do tell what number is needed?
TheDairyPope
If we're looking for a monthly number, it's going to need at least 3 digits.
somtin
I'm a go getter. 4 digits it is. Well if you include the thumb 5
lestasi
Everyone knows their max number.
adiving
Technically I guess I'd have to answer no to that... or... I guess the answer is yes NOW but it definitely was no....
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Right, but is it healthy?
BORGALOOGIE
Son, I’m over here!
fdr2104
As long as it don’t chafe… it’s safe
kerms
It can desensitize your dopamine receptors if you're orgasming every single day.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Finally someone got it!
LetumComplexo
That… I’m not saying you’re wrong but that’s the kind of claim that needs scientific evidence my guy. That’s a no shit medical claim.