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Microscopic views
Shameless repost. Original source; http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/under_a_microscope.htm
Be kind to animals
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Shameless repost. Original source; http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/under_a_microscope.htm
Be kind to animals
AnOceanOfStars
There are molboros in dust?
LordCommanderTomSnow
Eew, wash your eyelashes.
wetawdedazn
Why is everything colored so WEIRDD
tobiisan
Am I the only one that has trouble believing some of these?? Or is that the joke?? Example, the coffee looks like a rock sitting on sand
littlezissou
Thank you. I am now creeped out by toilet paper.
pizzamagica
The first one is a banana tree, not the fruit.
thetonestarr
Shrub, rather, but yeah. https://ilovethaicooking.files.wordpress.com/2055/02/img_0377.jpg
nunderwater
Thought the toilet paper was pulled pork. I'm hungry.
Collinsish
They colorize these to help distinguish the different parts, don't they?
madmathematicienne
Yes. These are from an electron microscope, which cannot detect color.
jaggedcow
I'm gonna need a scale on that first image
thetonestarr
It's actually a banana shrub and not even magnified. https://ilovethaicooking.files.wordpress.com/2055/02/img_0377.jpg
PatrickRob82
I need to get me some of that festive ass dust for my apartment.
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
Now make a new pikmin game using this as source material.
dononymous
Love these. Is that an eyelash or an eyebrow?
mrbear13
Pretty sure it's a lash. A brow would have many more rows.
danieltorresss
The John Wayne TP. Rough, tough, won't take shit off anybody.
NullSigil
That is a fucking banana tree trunk, about five to ten inches across, cut apart. That is not in any way a banana. This is all bullshit.
NotaTrolliSwear
the instant coffee granule doesn't look right but then again I'm no scientist
malfunctionm1ke
HOW DO YOU PUT A HUMAN EYELEASH WITH SKIN UNDER A MICROSCOPE!!! D:
AccordMoanEye
You don't. These are fake
HD226868
TIL chocolate is green.
BlueSpaceLizard
And at a magnification of x10...crazy science!!!
GodDamnitMayweather
These were made using a scanning electone microscope which generates black/white Pictures. The Features are artifitialy colored afterwards
bthomp116
Salt and pepper looks like raisin bran with marshmallows instead of raisins
Ihateyourpants
I thought they looked more like S'Mores. The cereal.
puzzzles
Or chocolate and marshmallows depending on what kind of person you are.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But the real question is, do marshmallows and raisins, under a microscope, look like salt and pepper?
TolarBear
I see graham crackers and marshmallows
TheRicM
Same
funkmoth
I thought the toilet paper was tuna.
Garmander93
I DID IT! I made it all the way to the end without freaking out due to the fact that every single one of those is next to me right now.
madmathematicienne
I don't want to know where you are if you're next to a banana, graphite, and toilet paper at the same time. Or I desperately need to know.
Garmander93
I'm also next to spider skin and a blood clot
madmathematicienne
The most interesting man in the world doesn't have shit on you.
nednednedned
The dust is contaminated by a squidbilly
FuryDivine
Looks like the boogie man from nightmare before Christmas
morrissimo
we had a good run, son ...but now it's Herschel's time to shine!
FC2RS
fortune cookie still totally looks the same
mrbear13
true
ForReasonsOfScience
Anyone know what the yellow formations on the spider's skin are?
madmathematicienne
Commenting in hopes you'll get an answer. No idea.
AngeIa
I was wondering that too. Maybe little bits of its web? Just a guess. Could also be little stuck on bits of its last meal maybe?
wedontlookalike
EVERYTHING IS SCARY!
glazerbeamz
Salt and Pepa. http://imgur.com/Fdxqb6Y
ConsensualDinosaurSex
ahhhhhhhh Push it! Push it good.
docweird
Girl on the right be like:
losemysparkle
Vinyl disc? You mean a record? I've never heard that term before
albrightalright
You obviously have since you knew it was a record
Poteightos
Thank you.
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Read the last one like a Jamaican
watdafuddafokinfok
Wat da blood clot, boiiii!
ravien999
Every time I see this I wonder why the eyelash is green and the skin look dead
consciousquark
EM shows everything in black and white, so all of the colored objects were painstakingly segmented and psuedocolored by some poor lab tech.
ravien999
Must be some poor SoB who thought he was lookin at grass or something.
utopianpizza
I'm pretty sure that the microscope used doesn't view color properly (or at all) so it is colored in after the fact.
ravien999
So basically a moron colored it?
utopianpizza
In that particular case, perhaps. Usually they're weird colors to stand out for identification, but I'm not sure how it was necessary there.
didyougrabmyass
cuz it ded. a slice is taken of what you are viewing so it can fit on the viewing tray of a microscope and light can be projected through it
sirenx8
Electron microscopes show images in black and white. Color was placed there with photoshop.
ptitqui
The top most layer of skin is typically rather dead.
toospoon
I'm pretty sure the colors have been drastically altered in all of these
MakeMeStarlit
But WHY WHY ARE THEY LYING TO US
BarbaraTheBabe
IIRC the last time this was posted someone said the microscope takes black N white photos. The color is all artistic liberty or guesses.
Rezol
They don't take photos at all. It's basically a super tiny stick you use to poke all over an object and the image is based on that.
Vesane
What you really should be wondering is what those tiny domes at the base of the eyelash are. Answer: the butts of creatures. Seriously.
Vesane
http://www.laniwendtyoung.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/eyebrowmites.jpg?w=300
Vesane
Apologies for the nightmares
Vesane
... and formication