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May 2, 2015 8:43 PM
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loafroaster
That's a lot of Samsung ribbons.
010000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001
Man, I'd drink that all day
Dang3rdave
Hail Hydrate!
razzmouhi
So... you work for or closely with Samsung I see.
kantackistan
"If you begin to feel light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out."
HughWattmeight
my car!
BoobsFor100Alex
Again?
Rodltwo
Caution: Do not allow dihydrogen monoxide to come in contact with your Portal Gun. Doing so could cause it to malfunction.
Idsertian
Do not submerge the device, even partially.
thaamoonman
Can someone explain?
Arachnophobicloser
Dihydrogen(2 hydrogen)+ monoxide(1 oxygen) = H2O. The water bottle says there might be water inside
ddspill
100% of the people who invest this will eventually die.
skallskitar
The lack of a comma ticks me off.
SkyKiller63
WHERE?! AND HOW CAN I GET ONE!
thesagestone
my first one I got off of thinkgeek.com. my second one i actually had to buy off of the valve website
Worldf1re
TotalLiar
PLOT TWIST: it contains a headcrab
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
I just want to understand this sir, every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
prattleassassin
This aggression will not stand, man.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
JJBoss47
It is reported that 100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die
AJediInTraining
Translation?
DenitoOoO
Water
AJediInTraining
haha thanks bud.
DenitoOoO
=)
camelfam4
We actually put that caution sign on our water machine. Panic ensued
aceandduce
What kind of panic I need some specifcs here
camelfam4
I work in a science lab. So bunch of geeks and non science folks. Our machine broke so we put up this sign. They got scared. We laughed
DetectivePikachu2
The kind that happens when you tell someone their sink pipes are contaminated with Hydroxic Acid
camelfam4
HR said it wasn't funny. Caused panic. We thought it was hilarious. The sign said contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Neurotoxin *cough* *cough* so deadly.
SilentObserver01
JUST KIDDING.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I could bathe in this stuff.
Cilvaa
I got one :D
SkeletorXD
WHEREE?!!!
Cilvaa
The Valve store, but it's apparently been discontinued... :(
SkeletorXD
:(
Absolarix
Read this in Slippy voice. "I got one!"
CorwinMacGregor
I wanted to get one, but I foolishly mentioned it to my parents. they gave me a free give-away flask instead. *sighs*
avervetmonkey
I feel like an idiot for not seeing the problem. Get the right flask, use the free flask for other things. Hell, can even use it as a vase.
GoldSolidFuckingGold
Same here brother.I feel your pain.The flask is a lie. :(
CornIsYummy
Everyone who has ever had dihydrogen monoxide in their system has died. Stuff's dangerous folks
889922
I'm am honest to god too stupid to even SORT of understand what the bottom picture means.. sorry about the grammar errors. SAUCE: I'm stupid
MichaeIJCaboose
Water in bottle.
TheManWithDecentPaintSkillz
Take that through customs, want to bet they will see it as a threat?
badaBazinga
For all the comments that genuinely think dehydrogen monoxide is equivalent to hydrogen dioxide ...http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
JACOBBODUDE
can't tell if serious....
equityforpunks
Fill it with dihydrogen dioxide and make the water a lie.
wyatt8740
btw dihydrogen monoxide is water
equityforpunks
yeaah.. you know that "make the water a lie" -part there, think about it for a second :)
wyatt8740
yeah, I knew dihydrogen monoxide was water but did not really 'get' that phrase. Maybe I don't know english well enough :\
ProbablyIntoxicated
And give it to your enemies.
bghvgjdh
So... hydrogen peroxide?
Imaybegotthis
yeah
srsbizness
Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "gimme a glass of H2O." The other says, "get me a glass of H2O too." Minutes later, the second 1/2
srsbizness
Is dead, and the first smiles inwardly, his murder plot gone off without a hitch.
Anister
1/2, the second man lets it rest for a while, causing the H2O2 to dissolve into H2O and O2, making it safe to drink
srsbizness
Go ahead, ruin my fun.
Anister
Thats me! Anister FunAtParties!
icypants
I thought your last name was Smith???
seanvt
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news."
Anthony88
Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely.
Conradian
The good news is we have a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men.
ProphetOfGaben
Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
Idsertian
Just follow the blue line. You'll know when the test starts.
Johnthebadger
"Huh, nothing seems to be hap- holy scrotum sackle!"
LloydWaldo
That shit will eat straight through steal if it leaks. I've seen it man. No joke.
ThePowerOf42
So.. You're saying this is better than jet Fuel?
JimmyRussell420
proof
DEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOLDEADPOOL
Its an oxidation catalyst!! Am I right?
LloydWaldo
http://giphy.com/gifs/the-avengers-tony-stark-Uk2qlgpT3KDCg
h3ll0w0r1d
DHMO has also been found in the bodies of 100% of people who have passed away
Eranju
Very few survive inhaling DMHO. This stuff is the triggering factor causing acid rain!
NonConformistFlamingo
And if you inhale it, it could kill you. Shit's seriously dangerous.
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
I've heard it's a leading cause of drowning.
GetBlazedSon
Yep. It has ripped a lot of the Earth apart. Check out the Grand Canyon. That was dihydrogen monoxide!
badaBazinga
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Soganox
This deserves way more upvotes!
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
And there's a ton of it by our beaches! It even hides under and in our homes!
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CubicSandwich
Or perhaps, English is not his first language / it was a simple spelling mistake, and your rude comment is down-voted.
m0therofcharizard
Oh shut up.
MrPink1
OMG spelling mistake, that must mean he has no idea what he is talking about!
Killerby
Nah, I'm sure tons of super smart people confuse "steel" the metal with "steal" the verb.
MrPink1
Pretty sure he didn't confuse them, it was likely a spelling error..
AssumingDirectControl
DHMO can't melt steel beams!
LloydWaldo
It can actually.
LloydWaldo
Dihydrogen monoxide in solid form was responsible for sinking the titanic.
djsdkdjsk
jet fuel can't either
Kitsunekain
No but it can cut through it and with a little more additive can even cut through harder substances still.
TurboJim
i want one
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
me too pls
Asquared16
Think geek.com is your friend. But it looks like they're sold out.
tomyironmane
Wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant
ScotiaWolf
I got one a few years ago from thinkgeek.
AnnoyingKillah
They used to sell them at Thinkgeek.com but now, i don't think that you can buy them anywhere :(
CrazyCreator33
We got ours from think geek
KingGoose
Good news British brethren! Forbidden Planet has 'em!
KingGoose
https://forbiddenplanet.com/97940-portal-2-water-bottle-aperture-stainless-steel-white/#product-description
whistlingbandit
Looks like Amazon and Valve both used to sell it but it is sold out indefinitely...
FasterThanChris
Valve used to sell them, but looks like it's not listed anymore. They still have some cool stuff http://store.valvesoftware.com
MacAttack026
I NEED one!
Arcadeheart
not the aperture ones, but still cool : http://www.cafepress.com/+dihydrogen-monoxide+water-bottles
ewalloe
I love mine! Just be careful not to drop it. It'll dent easily.
liquinas
You dropped it? Is that how you treat things you love? You monster.
IDidNotGetTheReference
If you can find out where you can get them please let me know!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I'm taking this as a confession that you reposted >:(
IMadeThisAccountToComment
http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/643e22f7-d160-4e5e-bc53-68eae80d3442/aperture-stainless-steel-water-bottles
tuxyq
try following the link yourself
TurboJim
it seems thinkgeek used to carry them. cant currently find them for sale. cafe press has the same bottle minus the Aperture logo.
MrSpalding
I got mine from thinkgeek, but the bigger black one. Holds twice as much as the one pictured. It is great.
IDidNotGetTheReference
I can maybe customize it. It would just have to be a matter of getting the right paint
TheOxytocin
I personally got a thinkgeek one, and added the aperture logo from redbubble
GetBlazedSon
Valve discontinued it. You'll have to find a used one, sadly. :(
kendovzii
No, it was back in stock just a couple weeks ago. $20
IDidNotGetTheReference
Thank you! That's such a shame though :(
ChillySuperDuck
Really? Well, at least I got one while they were still in stock!
BishopofHippo93
Really? must have been recent, I got my girlfriend one for Christmas.
GingerLaird
Would they have any issues with someone making their own?
nobunagasama
So long as it's not sold but kept for personal use, then it's OK to make. The moment you try and make a buck off one though......
bimpnottin
I made fan stuff for another gaming company (ArenaNet). They were cool with it as long as I distributed it for free
Drewpowers
Shouldn't be too hard to sanitize if find a used one then.
GetBlazedSon
I hear dihydrogen monoxide helps make a great cleaning solution.
cabe007
it is a universal solvent after all.
Drewpowers
Damn straight it does.
Morrowman17
Found one! http://www.cafepress.com/+dihydrogen_monoxide_stainless_water_bottle_10l,1268845533?
IDidNotGetTheReference
Thank you <3
realandgay
It's not the same ;~;
Morrowman17
It's the closest thing to it. It's been discontinued
realandgay
I'm not giving up!
Cilvaa
Heh ;)
NotDeadYet
We collectively hate you
Cilvaa
:P
Stickicide21
We collectively love you, more.
TrashPandaMafia
+1 for covering up porn
Cilvaa
Yes..... "porn"...
SomeRandomKat
Where... where did you get this?
Cilvaa
The Valve store, but it's apparently been discontinued... :(
wherearemytesticles
Still rocking the G15! Nice!
Cilvaa
If it ain't broke, don't fix it :D
amglasgow
Aperture Science: We Do What We Must, Because We Can.
Thoraxe123
help us help you help us all
Fenderzilla
Oh ffs
ObsidianNight
and im reading this is GlaDOS`s Voice ...
xWonko
i misread that as 'we do what we want, because we can' ._.
amglasgow
Works out to about the same thing.
brentblueallen
We do what we must, because we canteen.
NotSoSmartAlek
golf.clap
McBook
Can of DHMO
SoulExpression
For the good of all of us... except the one's who are dead.
spasmfingers
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Bob423
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
5TRETCH
Imgur, we've 'sung' this one a hundred times already!
Bob423
Your point?
IDidNotGetTheReference
And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
BetaTester112
And believe me I am still alive
aceandduce
I sang all of it up to here
KoopaTroopas
I'm not even angry ...
Lockerkid
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
spasmfingers
I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me.
CerebrawlHemmorage
I'm being so sincere, right now.
Daggaroth
I'm being so sincere right now...
fuckweaselry
That was a joke. Ha! Ha! Fat chance.
whatevenarecats
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you