When he leaves the Hitachi on High

Oct 11, 2017 5:53 AM

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Remember when Hitachi wasn't synonymous with female sex toys? Pepperidge Farm makes pretty good cookies.

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Honestly... Well, no.

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They do too make pretty good cookies you liar!

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Did they stop making other electronics?

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They sold the rights to the Wand because they didn’t want to associated with a massager that is only used as a sex toy...like every massager

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I doubt it, but I can't say I've researched their current product line.

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