Bear Guide: Guide to Bears Vol. 6

Welcome to HomelessToddler's guide to bears, I'll be your guide, HomelessToddler.

This is a brown bear. The brown bear is the second largest land dwelling carnivore in the animal kingdom. What is the first largest you ask? Beached whale.

American Black Bear

This is the American Black Bear, the smallest of the group. Until recently they were referred to as the African American Bear but due to political correctness, the name had to be modified.

Karelian Bear Dog

The Karelian Bear Dog is the smallest type of bear, at least that I can think of. They can be owned as pets and learn many tricks that a dog can also do. This makes them a high demand as circus bears I would imagine.

Confession Bear

Confession bear is a Malayan Sun Bear. They are mostly known for shit posting until someone uses one correctly and drops a bombshell of a confession. Disclaimer: Confession bear is not the same as confessing your sins.

Smokey the bear

Upset by children setting fires.

Pokey the Bear

Aroused by setting children on fire.