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Bortposting cow tools
Feb 16, 2026 7:19 PM
graehall
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Bortposting cow tools
kriswinters
Thag Simmons could have.
earthlingextraordinaire
https://imgur.com/1b9hQOF.jpg
jonhamsandwich11
TerribleAwful
0RocketCat0
https://www.science.org/content/article/no-bull-austrian-cow-has-learned-use-tools
icurays1
This is a deep cut, I like
ahorseelbowdeepinme
CitrusyGarlic
IMO the most loadbearing meme has been the one of the blonde lady yelling at Smudge
RetrogradeLlama
mrmb
BlueTyphoon
why not, I'll whip out my old OC edit for this. wonder if it can get used again?
FireSolvesProblems
Didn't think I'd get to use this so soon.
DirigibleOtter
Amazing.
Snooj
The reason I love the Internet so much is because this meme was likely made by someone who wasn't even born when both of these things came out.
METROlD
Heh. You don't know grae very well, do you?
graehall
hehe
meganical
I’m glad somebody explained the original comic to me because I had no idea what was going on
hythope
Oh cool, so you know. Can you explain it to me, then?
theThousandHells
it's for the olds. I of course immediately understood, for I was there 3,000 years ago
graehall
Nothing at all tax:
mrmb
ahorseelbowdeepinme
0RocketCat0
Stupid sexy flanders.
tooMuchButterOnDosTres
Stupid sexy Flanders
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
If you look up 'cow tools' on wikipedia
Sageypie
Gary Larson: "oh boy, I've got a fun idea for a little comic that's just silly and only meant to be silly"
Literally everybody: "holy shit, this is the greatest example of world building through implications ever produced. We must teach and analyze this for generations"
Gary Larson: "its...no...it's just...cows don't have tools. It's a joke, guys. That's the joke."
Everybody: "a savant. A literary genius for our times..."
HamSlamwich
Is that Gary Larson?
LanceSackless
Someones gotta be
METROlD
Wonder what he’s up to these days….
NickRivieraMD
nope https://cdn.britannica.com/92/242592-050-AF795C02/Cartoonist-Gary-Larson-book-signing-1983.jpg
HamSlamwich
Did you seriously post a FORTY-THREE YEAR OLD picture to say that's not him? My guy i know what he looked like in the 80s, I was looking for a more current answer.
Quessir
Larson doesn't like the spotlight, doesn't like to be photographed, isn't likely to do this kind of thing and this genuinely doesn't look like him.
NickRivieraMD
go find it then, dickwad.
idiotsonfire
Holy shit you're fucking stupid.