A reminder to check your pool noodles, there was a copperhead in ours

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What is That?

9 years ago |

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WhatsUnderMyKilt

If you see a snake in your pool noodle. Hook air compressor to one end and then FIRE!

9 years ago |

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diggerwoods

Well, great. There's one more thing to worry about.

9 years ago |

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hotdogh20

Just blow through them before using.

9 years ago |

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ajmosel

Store them inside ya dummy!

9 years ago |

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dajustifier

Can't see me!

9 years ago |

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TreeLooker

Looks like a non poisonous water snake from what I can see, but I could be wrong.

9 years ago |

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FleshEatingSalsa

Are pool noodles not even safe anymore?!? What. Tha. Fuck.

9 years ago |

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RaynWisp

Psht, I think you are vastly overestimating my income bracket.

9 years ago |

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Uwishpal

I don't want to alarm you but my depth perception says that's actually under the noodle.

9 years ago |

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Misslnformation

Thumbnail made it look like a weird tampon

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jimdogmillionaire

That thing is too thin to be a copperhead. I always tell people they are short and fat. Your danger noodle is short and thin.

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trout007

Literal Danger Noodle

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DownvoteMeMore

Inside a large non-danger noodle

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Jardes

Danger noodle in the floaty noodle. Noodleception.

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Coyote8

Uhh... that's no copperhead....

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