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SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Yeah mind your own business. Like Breona Taylor.
JKGoose
RetroRicki
Bill Burr 2020
Sentay
He always sounded like Gilbert Gotfried to me.
LaughingSeraphim
That's literally what freedom is...
WaveMotionGum
If only people would stop writing shitty laws about those things...then maybe we could stop talking about them.
CrazyforRAMU
"White dudes are trying to run a society here and we'd appreciate it if y'all shut the fuck up about not being like us."
RydWolf
"Run society, rule society... whatever. Same difference, just stop complaining about it."
SaunterVaguelyDownward
Soooooo, the same attitude that’s lead to what we have now. So brave and edgy.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
I agree but then he complains about “snowflakey cancel culture” when someone who’s loudly against those things catches shit online
Splosions
purdhapley
Chapelles the GOAT. Burr is a close second.
LucidPariah
As much as I respect Chappelle's intelligence and hilarious comedy, Burr doesn't fuckin care and doesn't try to educate me on anything!
LucidPariah
The Chappelle show was fucking glorious! But when all I want is to be entertained Burr sticks to exactly that and Dave is too educated...
Exevium
To some degree we rely on other people's cooperation, so we can't just leave you alone.
CoqRoq
I love that man
Miguenzo
His Netflix show "F is for Family" ISS hilarious
Waytigo
Season 3 is coming out Friday!
MonoclesAndManacles
New season drops Friday
CoqRoq
I saw that and cracked up. Sam Rockwell's character is my favorite.
here4lawlz
+1 fuck yeah! Do what makes you happy.
sparehead4
Big fan but you can't ignore somethings.
loginate
is he a nazi?
RackhamTheRed
Literally Hitler himselfe
RydWolf
I don't think so, but judging from this picture and text, he'd prefer it if people minded their business and left the Nazis alone.
AngryGraphicDesigner
The irony is the little government, pro-life, ect, ect want to tell everyone how to live, but with a Don't Tread On Me bumper sticker.
MrSmilingDeath
Power is an evil corrupting thing until you're the one who has it.
greggbert
The problem is that dudes like that mind their own business when others harass intimidate and commit violence against those groups.
ElinPlanetCatcher
Some would argue that sexual orientation and self identification is kinda important for a person. And it affects your life (discrimination)
FlyingMonkeyButt
Every one of his specials is gold. Though personally I would start with ‘You people are all the same’
Starbolt81
Im a fan of 'least i could do'
LukeSkylurker24
Definitely need a list of the top then nothing but time to watch them now.
LeroyJS
I’m Sorry You Feel That Way was one of the best pieces of stand-up I ever watched. Not an ounce of fat on it.
AManCalledGolgotha
"Say what we say when we say it. Say it again, then you can go home to your toys"
LeroyJS
“Ok I’ll say. And I’ll say it again. Now can I go back to my toys?”
carlsagansghost
Terrible advice. Doing that would ignore NAZIs, fascists, racists, ect.
TristanVIII
I think the idea is believe whatever the hell you want in private, but the moment it starts affecting others, there's a problem.
carlsagansghost
But right-wing libertarians use this philosophy as a way to be all of those terrible things. It's a slippery slope.
RackhamTheRed
They are gonna be whatever they want anyway. Best thing you can do with whiny little kid is "ignore it"
carlsagansghost
Until they start impacting the lives of others. Then you can’t ignore it.
caustickiwii
Life is not that simple. If you feel the need openly brandish a gun in public, you are forcing yourself on other people.
Logwarrior999
There is a difference between brandishing and carrying.
caustickiwii
Yes, and both serve to remind others that you could murder them on a moment's notice.
Logwarrior999
So you'd prefer they conceal their ability to kill you in a moment's notice?
caustickiwii
If you guys are going to force me to live with this reality cause of your gun fetish, at least I'd like to be able to forget about it.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I am a fan of leaving people the fuck alone to their own business, until they begin to hurt others with it.
stxtfr
Depends on your definition of hurt. “Christians” against gays because they’re destroying the moral fabric of society. Corrupting everyone
RydWolf
Or encourage and manipulate people into hurting others for them.
Hexrowe
On the other hand, this is essentially saying: I'm alright with whoever AS LONG AS I can pretend they don't exist. Which has serious ISSUES.
RydWolf
Just like the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.
Hexrowe
EXACTLY.
Xanducalrizian
Spoken like someone who has never been part of an oppressed group....
Logwarrior999
If you are part of a group that can get me fired for disagreeing with you, you're neither oppressed or a victim.
papalongshlong
That kinda completely ignores the meaning of being a victim. Someone suffering doesn’t mean the other isn’t suffering anymore, theres 1/2
papalongshlong
2/3 just more than one victim in the scenario considering you can lose your job at some places for being against gay rights, but also not
papalongshlong
3/3 get served or a job, or even yelled at for being gay. Both are victims of something, although I sympathize more with one personally
BaldProfessor
@ImgursLibertarian homeboy seems like your jam. Who said "Let a gay couple defend their pot plants with guns"?
ImgursLibertarian
Phhhbf... fuuuuck. Before i Google it im going to guess Austin Petersen. Brb.
ImgursLibertarian
https://reason-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/reason.com/2014/03/05/i-want-gay-people-to-be-able-to-protect/?amp_js_v=a3&_gsa=1&&usqp=mq33
ImgursLibertarian
It was already a meme in 2014.
ImgursLibertarian
No clue man. Sorry.
jbot5k
This is what Libertarians should be. But seems like they just smoke pot and don’t shut up about it.
GrandProtectorDark
Instead the libertarians out there just yell at anything goverment/taxes
ImgursLibertarian
This is how the Libertarian Party is. You're describing the 17 year olds who think Ayn Rand is Jesus.
randolphjcarter
I thought they just have a strict diet that involves only eating books
yvanehtnoij
janerowdy
Aka "I dont mind it as long as I dont have to see it" out of sight out of mind. Just a polite version of being an -ist or a -phobe
Keru
Love to see all the people downvoting you for speaking truth.
GrandProtectorDark
Because he doesn't
Keru
"Oh I don't mind gay people! I just don't want to have to hear about their issues!"
RackhamTheRed
Yes. Leave them be? They seem quite capable to take care of themselfe, no?
TristanVIII
If people left each other alone and didn't attack each other for whatever views they carry, gay people wouldn't have issues.
RydWolf
Correct. However gay people are attacked for their views and when the gay people complain others tell them to mind their own business.
TristanVIII
Now, yeah. The above person is saying that people minding their own business and leaving each other alone is somehow still attacking gays?
somepersondoingsomethings
I dont care about cougers dating young men or vice versa but that doesnt mean I want to see them make out or hear about society judging them
somepersondoingsomethings
Same thing goes for two guys, two girls, I literally dont care. And I dont have to care. That's my choice.
RydWolf
I feel like a blanket ban on public displays of affection would be troublesome to enforce.
JAFIOI
Bill Burr: the hero we need.
LtKifKroker
Can we just pencil his name in for president?
LtKifKroker
P.s. Lewis Black as VP
friendsofsandwiches
But not the one we wanted.
PickleMeElmoooo
He sounds like a libertarian. I thought imgur hates them
loginate
thank you mysterious sauce guy
ScorchedEarthMotherFucker
If you haven't seen Bill Burr's standups and you like to laugh, queue that shit up on Netflix and have yourself a good time
Zadwanaa
That's actually his character in the magician porno he made
BobaFettApproves
Too bad he said he likes trump "just to piss off the snowflakes"
NoRoutesFound
He's been ripping on Trump for weeks now on his Monday Morning Podcast.
BobaFettApproves
That's a relief! There was a brief window there where Rogan, Burr & some others were so fed up with the Quarantine that they were pro trump
NoRoutesFound
Absolutely! haha. BB started ragging on him after his dumbass injecting bleach comment at the WH presser
Throwaway3764270
Can I interest you in Doug Stanhope?
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Doug on stage taking a sip of beer, audience member heckles, Doug's response "pipe down, I'm pouring more funny down my throat."