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Annotated images are from W Kamau Bell's instagram account https://instagram.com/wkamaubell.
More about his weird behavior which is also in campaign videos: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-candidate-caught-posing-with-wife-and-children-of-a-longtime-friend-in-campaign-video/ar-AA1rlkFl
The photos and the following statement are from W. Kamau Bell's instagram account: https://www.instagram.com/p/DAb7wXHymIm
GOP candidate Derrick Anderson is running for Congress, and since he doesn’t have a family, and we all know that the GOP is the party of “family values, he apparently just borrowed one.?
Tots normal.
This is waaaaaay weirder than a drag queen reading to children at a library.
And they want the rest of us to stop calling them weird.
NOPE!
Rovylern
conjuratio
So weird.
evilspock
DamnedIfYouDo
psycho3d
Hashbrown123
Either he is gay or the neighbors have a lot of pineapple decorations.
woozle
magicrhombus
The beard family just makes it about a million times more obvious that you're in the closet my dude.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
"Stop calling us weird!" - the party INCESSANTLY doing seriously weird shit.
ClassicSean
Thanks for the arrow!
TheNamiKage
Haha you almost feel sorry for the dumb bastards, almost. Waking up to find your own party has sabotaged your campaign and have to make bullshit up just to stay in it. Guess its probably a two pronged thing, 'own the libs' and make sure you're pricks are loyal to a fault at the same time. Hope the leopards eat his dick first.
Crimx42
They couldn't even find him a beard to actually marry him
jonReremy9669
...well... this is the oldest foto he has with her, for this year's valentines. on his fb congress page. which has tons of fotos going back to oct 2021. an engagement fotos was posted sept 1st of this year...........
DodgyMerchant
nickoftime90
That's bullshirt
Fizzypeach
Before I read it I though the arrow was pointing to the young girls hand and I was looking for bad photoshop or something but this is way worse LOL
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
oozabooza
Weirdos
Iaimtomisbehave
The "Kirk Van Houten" of the GQP. "Can I Borrow A Family?" and many other great tunes coming soon!
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I bet his bed is a racing car. Lucky him. I have to sleep in a big bed with my wife in my big house with my two kids and 2 cars.
emu314159127001
And what's up with the weird stubble bullshit? You'd think Vance would've killed that "Hello, fellow manly humans!" look awhile ago
JustLoitering
I too choose that guy's alive wife.
slayston
It wouldn't be as super duper weird if the husband of that family was in the pictures as well.... like nothing wrong with being super close to a family that you aren't related to. It is super fucking weird to pose in a picture like they are your family..
ComoSeIguana
Hotdoghotdoghotdiggitydog
*Totes
Styxwash
Ye, that red scrawl and yellow highlighter is rather stupid. Lets just read the article, jeez.
Turboslacker
IgnisInvictus
Do they not realize the internet exists? You can't get away with this crap anymore.
CommentMalone
His audience doesn't need the I ternary they have the Fox News
Corrodias
They can and do get away with it all the time. They're found out, but they still "get away" with it in the sense that their campaigns profit from it and they never face any negative consequences. That is the *point*. It is one of the main reasons they do ridiculous shit like this. Getting away with it demonstrates power, and power is the only virtue, to a fascist.
TheJomsborgViking
People full of self-importance, with an agenda and a narcissistic complex, do not think highly of intellect of their target victims.
mksu
I'd say he looks like We have JD Vance at home, but JD Vance already looks like We have JD Vance at home.
TheVampireDante
Please neuter your homebound JD Vance's, your couches will thank you and it's much more hygenic in general.
Hammertulski
If your Vance is marking your ottoman, you can spray it with a little cinnamon oil to discourage that activity.
iusedtodream
And a tranq gun.
Merky600
Honestly had he just posted photos of him and his dog he’d be more likable.
Akurei00
Honestly, I thought it was funny as is. If it were played as satirical, I would kinda love it.
But him being a Republican, it's definitely not gonna poke fun at their "family values".
mrsdowneyjr
The one Republican not killing his dog
PhailRaptor
The thought never crossed his mind, because to him a pet has more in common with a countertop kitchen appliance, like a blender or toaster, than it does with the family
Notthewatdabney
My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's not from around here. But she's really cool. And totally hot. Yup.
pyr0chaos
Her breasts are. Very large. And feel like. Bags of sand...
ironymus
And she reacts on command. She also barks only very occasional 😈
Mmbear
And the girlfriend absolutely isnt a man. It especially isnt the friend whos family he borrowed
Nalianna
She goes to a different school ... ᶦⁿ ᶜᵃⁿᵃᵈᵃ
MapleSyrupMafia
Jokes on him, Canada isn't real.
Nalianna
Neither is the girlfriend/wife
DVSBSTrD
Because he's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Blethigg
That's the best possibility...
crapybarra
Über gay. But i guess that's kind of an obstacle for that party's voter base. Focusing on genitals and who is sitting on them rather than his policies and politics.
pnersvfu
Sitting on top of that... Some like licking and that's an affront to an awful lot of folk.
Putitinyomama
A lot of the married ones with families are too though, so..
walterPPK
Which would not matter if he wasn’t running for the “make gay people not exist” party.
Hypothesist
kawem
TexMexHex
Meh, everyone's a lil gay
NeverConfusedForNaught
I got the big gays
LetScienceDoTheWork
Tots
maincarrot
Tater tots
jonReremy9669
well he has lots of fotos with this woman, on fb.
from sept 1st ... https://www.facebook.com/share/p/mcegLcbwssRs9e92/
but still.... why not just pose with her¿!¿
Remmon1
Worried someone will ID her as a Russian intelligence operative?
Righteousdew
Photos.
jonReremy9669
kozzillakilla
Personally if I was wearing an engagement ring like that I would expect to be the woman posing with children with him. I wonder who the cuck husband is that lent his family out for an ad, and I wonder how this lady feels about being completely left out of the idea. I mean nieces and nephews exist, why not use them? Oh, right, because these people can’t help but fuck themselves with lunacy.
jonReremy9669
its all so incomprehensibly irrationally weird.
EternallyIgnorant
This confuses me even more. is that link a parody account? It says "she said yes"... as if they are engaged?
jonReremy9669
he is engaged. its mentioned in articles about him borrowing a family for the foto op... which makes it even stranger. he isnt married yet or have kids, but atleast he is engaged, which is a step in the direction towards getting married and having a family... its all so weird
kozzillakilla
Also they kind of look related. Like very closely related.
jonReremy9669
i take it back. he has lots of fotos with this woman since a feb 14th post of this year. before that, there arent any fotos with her. in various different settings where you'd expect her to be there with him🤷🏾
rshini
so most likely they broke up, but he chose not to make it public for reasons
Tumescentpie
Is it because they broke up due to him eating human babies with JD Vance?
jonReremy9669
i'm going to be petty... and say... his eyes and smile bother me. i said what i said. they make me uncomfortable.
TheyreIllusionsMichael
It looks like if AI was given a non-smiling picture of a man and prompted to make a photo where he smiles
purgruv
He reminds me of Adrian Pimento from off of Brooklyn 9 9
Gayforbae
And I bet he has a set of windchimes for a dick.
beoluves
Ever read the phrase "a smile that doesn't reach the eyes"?
Yeah...
QotU
Because he’s baring his teeth, not smiling
kozzillakilla
Like the Matt Gaetz coke smile
Notthewatdabney
Sean Combs energy.
DVSBSTrD
Like Daisy Ridley.