Dumpty dump dump

Oct 18, 2018 8:19 PM

CrypticElement

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Not sure how many characters are needed for no ads

But if you see ads

I'm sorry, I have failed you

If not, then if the dump didn't make you laugh

Or save a meme

Or you show it to someone

Then I have still failed

But if I didn't fail you

I'm probably failing school anyway

If not that's a miracle

This one is too true it hurts

Relatable

If you see this, you are special

Not this kind of special though, maybe who knows I don't know you

Haven't watched this movie in a while

Always made me giggle

Am I almost done yet?

I really hope you don't see ads

I'll stop now so no promises you won't see ads.

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Frontpage edit: my first post and it gets front page! You guys are awesome! Send me your best memes.

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like to answer random phone calls with "Memphis City Morgue, how may I help you?" They don't usually call back.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvoted for #1 alone lol!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Turns out there are many species of butterfly in Japan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_butterflies_of_Japan

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

FAKE NEWS - the 200 or so species of butterflies in Japan are moths being paid to dress up fancy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 Useless fact: I live there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

250 characters are needed for no ads

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fall is called fall because LEAF FALL DOWN

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I mean, considering that the opposite season is called spring, it seems reasonable

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i dont get it

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a bad joke about the fact she was Muslim, and bombs and everything, guess I'm just racist or used to racist jokes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 everyday. Plus this is the funniest dump I’ve seen on the Imgur thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steven is really a little bitch, isn’t he? LOVE those memes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh we really not talking about the guy with the extra finger

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 absolutely goddamn right

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I suggest using Hiya

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh, learn something new everyday

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I gave up googling the numbers, now it's "if it's important they'll leave a message"

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

So damn true.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do people no know butterflies in Japan!?!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#33 what's you gonna do? Beat my meat?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just realized this was all one thing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hackerman looks like the guy that won 52k playing games on his phone

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Robot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

250 characters to remove ads

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of the western states are (mostly) box-shaped. He got tired of drawing complex borders.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm all for the wall so long as the Americans pay for it

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 6

How bout we build two walls and big long sky bridge so the Canadians can have as many Mexicans as they want

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Everybody wins

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if sarcastic but I actually agree.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But isn't #5 always the case with a laptop? I have never had one with the camera on the outside...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 They were removed because of all the hurricanes they were causing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

eh, googling numbers isnt that accurate anymore

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The guy with the "You're Next" tattoo has an extra finger on his right hand.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I assumed it originally said YOUR and it’s photoshopped

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t get the drawing states one

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

East is really intricate, west is very simple state lines

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn’t anyone else have a certain container they use for spatulas and other odd kitchen items so they don’t use a drawer?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I use a wide mouth vase.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but its stuck in a drawer

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mines on my counter...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll admit it. I sat and stared in confusion at that comic for longer than I probably should have.

7 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

why you tryna make me hit load more for 40 pics. i'm not falling for that. no sir.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought she was annoyed he kept pushing the unlock button on the fob. *beep beep* *beep beep* *beep beep*

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Me too

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I got it right away...maybe that speaks more about me than the comic tho

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For everyone that still doesnt get it. Remote controlled vibrator panties

7 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago (deleted Oct 20, 2018 12:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oow thank you!!!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily panties. Those mostly went out of style for Bluetooth vibrators now.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I got it eventually lol just took me a bit

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

way to ruin it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

How about that "key" comic?

7 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 5

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ty. Had to think about that one for too long.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Vibrator

7 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

i thought it was a bomb beep joke but ok.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

how did you figure that out?

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

He's bipping the remote, no car sound, and she goes from looking at her phone to sweating and flushing.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Who tf has a key beeper for a vibrator. Plus who tf walks around with a vibrator up their coochi?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Who said it's up her coochi?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vibrating panties are a thing, usually for couples, they have a remote that you give to your partner. Fairly common actually.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh, my sweet summer child. Take a seat

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3