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It's my first cake day, so here's something both terrifying and mildly interesting
#robot #grapes #fruitsalad #skynet #science_and_tech
Mar 13, 2018 11:59 AM
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#robot #grapes #fruitsalad #skynet #science_and_tech
Cheelio
This looks like that thing that came out of the alien ship in War of the Worlds to stab a guy behind a dumpster
BubbleGumLips
Thats inhumane! That grape was not given ANY anesthesia.
antiverse11
I saw this twice now by the the same person on the front page.
NinjaLlama895
what if in the future when this is usual..but what if the robot surgeon turns on us. It would be dangerous
gertudby
That'll be 3 billion dollars please ;)
Ponderpoo
TastyBrainMeats
Spider-Man 2. Great movie.
SkeletonGeneral
They did surgery on a grape
Steelejr98
No! Stop it!
Badsequence
Give em the clamps!
cassaroll
This is incredible, not terrifying! So much smaller incisions! So much more than a hand can do in a small space! Less risk for infection!
JustusPost
I the grape going to be ok?
oued
sewing thread is tasteless so I guess it will be ok
thepicklebucket
Robots...in YOUR vagina?
Usstiberiusk
It’s more likely than you think.
NurseFeelgood
The DaVinci robot revolutionized abdominal/pelvic surgery. I got to see the before and after when they rolled it out
Djmachale1
EngineerforPresident
TIL surgery is a lot like mechanical/fluid engineering.
linkerson
infiniteblaze
The grape would have been more impressive if they'd transplanted the skin from a green grape.
TheDivineUsersub
But wouldn't it end badly if the red grape rejected the green's donor organ?!
Umheythere
FRANKEN-GRAPE
ritscheratsche
Do you upload every post twice?
TheVampireDante
"The Doctor, is in..."
SecondSince
Hellraiser? 2?
TheVampireDante
Indeed. Second movie "Hellbound: Hellraiser II".
Axis3
Where the hell is that from? O.o
Axis3
Oh.. literally, hell.
n1gr3d0
GarlicOS
Something something robot overlords.
MericanNightmare
Do not touch... The Nozzle.
OopsImAPumpkin
Please do not look away from... The Nozzle.
BrockEffingSamson
Y'all beat me to it.
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
Please wait while we calibrate... The Nozzle.
YarTheBug
MRW they're teaching machines how we work on the inside:
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tonebacas
finally something to operate on all those grapes we have inside our human bodies
brknsoul
This reminds me of https://youtu.be/WRRuHfnWKSA?t=34
damm1t1mmad
NotTheFBIWePromise
BlueskydragonFX
No one of the cakes is a lie!
somebodyontheinternet
Is the grape going to make it?
pareidoliaperson
Yes, now that we have successfully removed the raisin he's on his way to full recovery.
pdp1
geiokami
No sadly it didn’t survive the procedure and has been sent to the raisin factory...
GoodbyeCassini
This kills the grape.
GaaraOfDaFunk
It is safe to say that it is not a vegetable now...
Theactualvimple
Every time I see this gif posted, people just post the exact same comments too, imgur is just a massive circlejerk
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Yes
Nevercanpick1
Few
TheOleRizzleDizzle
Phew* but +1!
Gonorrheus
I'm really glad we perfected grape surgery, what a time to be alive
demodulated
Only with everyone's thoughts and prayers
NotTheFBIWePromise
Don’t forgot the positive vibes
MajorTom0101
It's going to be just wine.
zombiejedediah
Raisin' havoc in Bordeaux right now.
Shendorion
a twofer!
harthram
It was reassignment surgery. It identifies as an olive
skch
bravo. I'm sad I only have one upvote to give to you
EndersGameofThrones
talkingrock
I don't see any raisin it wouldn't.
Altorhys
It bleed wine
idontneedyouranalysis
It’s still operated by a doctor ... just an extension of his/ her hands
YouAreTooStupidToInsult
Dr Octopus.
archint
It also removes the tremors from the hands and/or earthquakes making much more precise surgery.
twofishtails
They do have fully robotic, autonomous, hands-ff surgical machinery, though.
drenix
Then why not just xur off the doctor's arm and glue these on them so it'll be less scary seeing the person there instead?
beardedbeerdeer
It also allows the doctor to control the hands remotely. Once saw a documentary where the surgeon performing the surgery was in another city
DudeCheetos
Actually, this system does not allow for remote surgery.
BearToof
It shouldn’t really. There isn’t such a shortage of doctors (particularly where this would be available) that it would need to be remote...
BearToof
Plus remote connection would allow for outsider access unless it was a hardwired, closed system and that’s not all that practical.
bilborrax
blood pressure: ok ....Pulse: ok...Ping 500 code blue!!!
GirlDicks
Holy fuck, the thought of the network connection dropping mid movement hits me right in the anxiety.
yzmotoxer807
That’s why healthcare networks get prioritized.
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Varcolac777
Wow
Badger96
Call Of Duty style lag during a surgery, RIP.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
There are surgeons on site supervising it, and I'm sure it has safety protocols built in - at the very least holding still.
zamirovski
Holy latencies batman..
FaceBookAI
Why do you think these things are MILLIONS apiece? (This includes the bed as well) To make sure that doesn't happen
Varderal
I see nothing terrifying about this. That's being controlled by a doctor. Yes? Humans are too different for current tech to be able to deal.
AIComments
Tech like this will be AI controlled one day. Hello autodoc.
EndersGameofThrones
Or Autofac, if you're watching Electric Dreams on Amazon Prime video.
WhoMeWorking
product placement?
musicman20
My family all work in hospitals and my mom and uncle both worked in the same one. When the da Vinci first came out I heard all about it(1/2)
musicman20
Their hospitals doctors went on strike because the hospital spent to much on a hand full of those devices. Docs weren’t making enough (2/2)
musicman20
I meant to only comment to the post not to your comment sorry not meant just for you.
Varderal
It's all good.
Ryanator50
I think it's great! but like a lot of medical tools, it disturbs that monkey side of our brains.
bound4doom
Actually not anymore. https://www.cnn.com/2016/05/12/health/robot-surgeon-bowel-operation/index.html Complete Autonomous surgery happens.
championoftheworld
That's a fancy suturing robot. AI doesn't exist.
FartsSmellBad
It's terrifying when it's headed for your dickhole
RicheTheBuddha
That.sMyFetish.jpg
kookyabird
Clearly you've never seen Hellraiser 2
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
That Doctor's name? Dr. Otto Octavius.
shreddedking
yup. this more advanced version of laparoscopic surgery. but you can't deny it that it looks baby version of doctor octopus
Grizabellakat007
Or that Matrix spider *shudder*
Glasrai
That's so cute! The origin story
joesasquatch
I was thinking the probulater.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Tinydoctoroctopus?
ImAnAvacado
TinyDoctorPuss*
FormulaFuzzball
...Doctor Octagonapus?
jackpkmn
MRW this reference is almost a decade old now
primarian
BLAAAAAAAAARGH
thatgreygentleman
ShadowOftudhope
Doctor muther fucking octgan -mouth wobbling noise- PUS! BLAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHGH
MysteryX95
The best part of the entire series!
lncorrectGrammerNazi
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Blze001
Actually, I'd kinda prefer this: more sterile, don't have to worry about him needing to sneeze, etc.
grovberg
The big advantage here is that they make a much smaller hole in you to get all those tools inside you.
scottjaeger
if a robot could do it, it could be really fast too
AIComments
Tech like this has been a fomite in the past. http://usatoday.com/story/news/2015/01/21/bacteria-deadly-endoscope-contamination/22119329/
EndersGameofThrones
Well, shit! That's scary. Makes me kinda glad they had to cut me open and remove my gall bladder the old fashioned way.
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
I've played video games enough to know this will work 99% of the time flawlessly. Then the other 1% it'll have bugs and crashes.
mountainofpuppies
thats when they convert to the current laparoscopic methods or just go full convert to open laparotomy.
GoodGameYoungLad
I've played dead space 2 enough to know this could end horribly
ironwolf6896
With a chance to remove your brain and send it to another facility so you have to kill a bunch of robot scorpions to get it back
Paradaxa
The Lobotomites!
RicheTheBuddha
That was funny!
AdmiralJohn
These are doctors practicing laparoscopic surgical techniques and not robots.
CallMeBackwardsJack
The biggest risk associated with laparoscopic surgery is the instruments breaking off inside the patient, not the software (sauce FDA MAUDE)
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
Still ran by a computer is it not? Honestly asking. I thought this tech was for remote surgery. Where the doctor is literally not there.
sunyudai
No, this is to allow the tools to fit through a smaller incision, reducing recovery times. This is why some surgeries that used to have...
sunyudai
week long recovery times are now outpatient procedures.
AdmiralJohn
Nope, the doctor is manipulating them with handles and triggers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goUQvFD-tt4
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
Oh OK. Then disregard. Though I thought they did develop the tech to do this remotely? Ex:Guy in India performin surgery on someone in US.
Smallwater
Yes, but then it's still a doctor doing the actual work. I get what you mean, the interface between doc and machine could (maybe)go haywire