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Not sure if too fancy or great?
This rose quartz tub is $1.1 million, no joke. https://www.housebeautiful.com/room-decorating/bathrooms/a27257879/baldi-rock-crystal-bathtubs/
Apparently Kelly Rowland gifted this tub to Beyonce $5,200
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/beyonces-baby-to-be-bathed-in-5200-crystal-tub-courtesy-of-kelly-rowland/2011/11/08/gIQAyP8g1M_blog.html
I love it, weird but I love it.
Kind of neat but not my colour.
Wondering if this is stupid or maybe great?
Never understood these. If I'm in a bath it's because I want alone time or to snuggle- not to stare at my dude while I soak.
"Koi" by Maison Valentina
"Diamond," by Maison Valentina
A monument to useless design.
$28,695
Ugh
These shoe tubs are a nightmare. I hate them so much.
Ugly but at least it matches the decor?
Ha, it's a potato
The Canopy Bath. I hated it at first but it's kind of neat if you look at it long enough.
Oh my, this is the worst. https://www.elledecor.com/design-decorate/trends/news/a7621/worlds-most-impractical-bathtub/
Had to add, the 70's are an incredible chapter in the world of interior design.
cbmech7
#9 Definitely stupid, especially when you try to get up and end up wet and naked on the floor.
feryooday
also, holy crap would that be hard to support
simpsonfan91350
I wouldn't really care about the design, I just want a tub where my boobs & thighs can be submerged at the same time.
MissyWentMissing
#1 and #2 are definitly epic. Weird, but epic.
PENlSMAN
#19 its a damn toilet
Zanzetuken
#17 Crown Royal bag looking tub.
hammoMlemFlyer
#17 trump vibe
HisDudness
Any time I see carpeting in a bathroom I think of this image.
phobosorbust
Pretty sure that showerhead wasn't for showers.
penzick
That... just... everything is no.
diesoz
#5 That's a legit hydrotherapy bath and they're awesome.
feryooday
I feel like you’d have to have really short legs to fit in the one pictured
KalliJ
Yeah, that one looks like it would be amazing. Most of the others look like porn sets.
shyriath
Was gonna say, I actually sort of want that one...
mel2000
As long as you're not the one who has to clean it.
xKitCakesx
Shoe tubs also look like giant wonton soup spoons. If you think of them like that they’re less annoying :)
Ricobe9
Some of them are pretty cool
MuaddibISR
The richer you are the more confusing your bath and sink are.
truthader
Anyone else do a double-take at #11?
skipweasel
I always wonder how you clean these things. Yeah, I know, you pay someone else to.
justchelsea
Tubs for people who don't clean their own tubs.
iseepointycenterofareola
The same way you fill your yacht up with fuel. You absolutely don't give a shit it just happens.
404GravitassNotFound
You don't live in an area with limescale for one. That really helps.
skipweasel
#5 and #6 - you'd have to lift the platform out and fill it with acid. Perhaps that's its secondary use - servant corpse disposal.
JodyBird
People with these tubs use filtered water. Probably filtered through virgin tearducts.
Cranbananarama
Ugh, spending money on people? That's so wasteful. Obviously, you just throw it out and buy a new one.
IFavouriteEveryPostISee
Throw out the people or the bathtub?
RVAALLDAY
The baby and the bath water
Cranbananarama
People first, to lighten the tub.
Malikhi
How do you get the water out of the hammock or the sphere? I know the hammock one doesn't have any puppies under it, can't see the sphere...
DAUKAR
Like Johnny Brownbag used to say, "my $200 tub gets me just as wet as your $5000 tub"
kellzkellzhellzbellz
My tub time = introvert time, too! Screw those couples tubs.
RobJenkins
sysaphiswaits
This is fun!
goodisunpopular
Just make sure no one plays the organ while it's being used.
skipweasel
Or making a faint jingling sound.
Hurro
Good luck getting out of that sphere one.
railgap
put lube in it = real trap
4etherling
Fill it with KY... let it settle... wait until they are drunk... let them in. Congratulations on your new pet human.
arKittenCat
Head first and roll around on the floor because you'd still be wearing heels of course. Or, wait for a man to drag you out by the arms
CarlottaVonSprockett
LOL! The mental imagery this conjured got a big old snort of laughter from me, thank you!
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Specifically I need to see Austin Powers attempt that.
diregamer
Grab the sides of the hole and fling yourself out, don't forget to tuck and roll.
diregamer
Yell "yeet" for dramatic effect.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
That one is for floor shows. The horny men help you out.
skipweasel
They have grab-handles and everything.
chavnutsmcchav
I was thinking the same thing.
DetectiveBurb
How does it even drain...?
Nobody213
It's suspended from the ceiling, but it looks like it drains through the floor. Plug in the bottom releases water into the bowl/hole beneath
jesuisgur
Plug at the bottom ? Like any other bath, really. Strangely I find that's the only design I like.
ZoidbergIsGreat
That would be an absolute nightmare to clean. I'll take the shoe over that!
freedom4scale
The second last one is scary. I'd be afraid to get in. What if the ball rolls?
MutantTurd
I just want one big enough to fully submerge in without the water hitting the overflow drain.
feryooday
I want one deep enough that my boobs go underwater when I’m on my back
CailinAmaideach
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
As I just broke a composite granite sink I dread to think how much I’d fuck up installing the first two.
twintigpuppies
I just don't want to imagine what my side profile would look like through those with the see through side.....ugh
skipweasel
I reckon there are two answers. First sort that buy them don't look like beached whales when wet. Other sort do, but don't care.
skipweasel
By the way, in case you thought that was a dig - I'm definitely in the beached walrus category myself.
Blackrabbit256
Could you imagine, having money
GulDukat0
...and better grammar.
SpanWolf
I have a little bit, but then you realize everything costs just a little bit more.
UserClevername
Can you imagine having it and sep doing a million of it on a bathtub?
htapoicoS
Am I the only one who's totally okay with a normal tub? I think this overly expensive stuff is only an attempt to fill the void inside
skipweasel
They do appear to be a life-substitute.
apeshigh
Bet these people won't pay above min wage
JodyBird
They won't even pay minimum wage if they can get away with it. (Hire foriegn workers, pay pennies)
iusedtodream
How do you think they got all that money?
ScaryTransgenderPersonInTheRestroom
That’s capitalism for ya
Xen300
And no taste.
4etherling
15 and 16 are so tasty... like natto beans fermented in a fishermen's boot.
CliffWestern
I think we can all agree that the potato tub is clearly in good taste
G0MeatCube
That's the only one I liked
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
#20 why is this in the living room?
SirRichfield
Why not? Go ahead and tell me that you don't want to have your SO bath in there while you sit on the couch sipping on a drink.
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
No bitch. My stories are on. I don't wanna watch ya wash ya nasty ass. Lord why did I ever let you talk me in getting a bath in here?
penzick
You mean you don't have a viewing lounge in your bath? Pfft. Peasant. /s
GrammerNotzie
My first thought is how obnoxious would those be to clean.
mel2000
Agreed. Especially the ones with the chaise lounge inside.
penzick
Or the one with the pink sequined exterior. There is literally no way to clean that. Gross.
Vydrach
The double baths aren't so bad if y'all like different temps
mel2000
Looks like somebody will have to step over the other tub to get out.
Malikhi
Also, not everyone uses baths for alone time. Plenty of couples enjoy each other's company, even if it's just being quite in the same room.
Malikhi
I've always thought its pretty romantic to be able to sit near my SO and do my thing whole she does hers. It's a form of bonding for me.
textilelover
I'd do more a yin-yang thing then so you can still smooch. Heads should be close if bodies are separated.
cm2227
Which is exactly what came to my mind. The wife likes boiling like a lobster, I prefer terran ambient conditions.
Lampmonster
I shower with the cold knob just barely cracked open.
AquaTenses
As a wife, my husband knows I come out the same shade as a cooked lobster.
gingerirl
#11 I want this. My hubby and I could have a spa day at home without being cramped or having to take turns soaking
Baurge
Thank you. My wife love water so hot I feel like I'm being boiled alive. With this we could both relax in comfortable water.
gingerirl
My hubby also likes scalding water, lmao. I like warm water
apeshigh
If you have a bath like this you probably don't spend your day trawling through imgur
mel2000
They actually have more free time to do so.
Korky1
What do you do while soaking in one of those then?
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
You could be onto something there
RadioSilenceDW
What DO rich people do all day? Films always show them buying stuff and talking to random people in weird bars but is that it
burlyqlady
If they're anything likey rich distant family: buy useless shit, buy expensive shit, buy most expensive food, swim in the pool, check in wit
burlyqlady
The plebs working for me, yell at kids, check my portfolio, move some money from here to there, call everyone I know because I'm bored and
burlyqlady
lonely, show off latest expensive toy to fake friends. Fly to places and show off money. End.
RadioSilenceDW
that sounds all kinds of dull
Meanomal
Things I never knew existed. Good post, thank you!
brobinson2001
Dude! I completely forgot about that catalogue!
GuysandDolls1
I still get it, usually around the holidays.
brobinson2001
I just looked them up. Sold in 2019 & are now a right-wing nutjob co. Thin blue line, Trump merch & coins, heavily politicized crap.
GuysandDolls1
That explains a lot. Haven't seen anything worth buying for a few years now.
byohzzrd
And here we see illustrations of "Money can't buy you taste." Ugly AF and barely useful for their intended use.
textilelover
The purple translucent with the black iron frame one is 100% functional and kind cool. Same with the first 2 if I'm not the one dusting.
byohzzrd
There's neither faucets nor drains on that artists rendering.
textilelover
And yet they would certainly be installed on the finished product.