Weird Bathtubs

May 21, 2021 6:33 AM

electricsillygoose

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Not sure if too fancy or great?

This rose quartz tub is $1.1 million, no joke. https://www.housebeautiful.com/room-decorating/bathrooms/a27257879/baldi-rock-crystal-bathtubs/

Apparently Kelly Rowland gifted this tub to Beyonce $5,200
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/beyonces-baby-to-be-bathed-in-5200-crystal-tub-courtesy-of-kelly-rowland/2011/11/08/gIQAyP8g1M_blog.html

I love it, weird but I love it.

Kind of neat but not my colour.

Wondering if this is stupid or maybe great?

Never understood these. If I'm in a bath it's because I want alone time or to snuggle- not to stare at my dude while I soak.

"Koi" by Maison Valentina

"Diamond," by Maison Valentina

A monument to useless design.
$28,695

Ugh

These shoe tubs are a nightmare. I hate them so much.

Ugly but at least it matches the decor?

Ha, it's a potato

The Canopy Bath. I hated it at first but it's kind of neat if you look at it long enough.

Oh my, this is the worst. https://www.elledecor.com/design-decorate/trends/news/a7621/worlds-most-impractical-bathtub/

Had to add, the 70's are an incredible chapter in the world of interior design.

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#9 Definitely stupid, especially when you try to get up and end up wet and naked on the floor.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also, holy crap would that be hard to support

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't really care about the design, I just want a tub where my boobs & thighs can be submerged at the same time.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 and #2 are definitly epic. Weird, but epic.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19 its a damn toilet

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#17 Crown Royal bag looking tub.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#17 trump vibe

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any time I see carpeting in a bathroom I think of this image.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that showerhead wasn't for showers.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That... just... everything is no.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 That's a legit hydrotherapy bath and they're awesome.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I feel like you’d have to have really short legs to fit in the one pictured

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that one looks like it would be amazing. Most of the others look like porn sets.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say, I actually sort of want that one...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As long as you're not the one who has to clean it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shoe tubs also look like giant wonton soup spoons. If you think of them like that they’re less annoying :)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some of them are pretty cool

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The richer you are the more confusing your bath and sink are.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Anyone else do a double-take at #11?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always wonder how you clean these things. Yeah, I know, you pay someone else to.

4 years ago | Likes 402 Dislikes 1

Tubs for people who don't clean their own tubs.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The same way you fill your yacht up with fuel. You absolutely don't give a shit it just happens.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

You don't live in an area with limescale for one. That really helps.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 and #6 - you'd have to lift the platform out and fill it with acid. Perhaps that's its secondary use - servant corpse disposal.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People with these tubs use filtered water. Probably filtered through virgin tearducts.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ugh, spending money on people? That's so wasteful. Obviously, you just throw it out and buy a new one.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Throw out the people or the bathtub?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The baby and the bath water

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People first, to lighten the tub.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do you get the water out of the hammock or the sphere? I know the hammock one doesn't have any puppies under it, can't see the sphere...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like Johnny Brownbag used to say, "my $200 tub gets me just as wet as your $5000 tub"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My tub time = introvert time, too! Screw those couples tubs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ArchChancellors shower room, design by BSJ

4 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

This is fun!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just make sure no one plays the organ while it's being used.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or making a faint jingling sound.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good luck getting out of that sphere one.

4 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 0

put lube in it = real trap

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fill it with KY... let it settle... wait until they are drunk... let them in. Congratulations on your new pet human.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Head first and roll around on the floor because you'd still be wearing heels of course. Or, wait for a man to drag you out by the arms

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

LOL! The mental imagery this conjured got a big old snort of laughter from me, thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Specifically I need to see Austin Powers attempt that.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grab the sides of the hole and fling yourself out, don't forget to tuck and roll.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yell "yeet" for dramatic effect.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one is for floor shows. The horny men help you out.

4 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

They have grab-handles and everything.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does it even drain...?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's suspended from the ceiling, but it looks like it drains through the floor. Plug in the bottom releases water into the bowl/hole beneath

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plug at the bottom ? Like any other bath, really. Strangely I find that's the only design I like.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would be an absolute nightmare to clean. I'll take the shoe over that!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second last one is scary. I'd be afraid to get in. What if the ball rolls?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just want one big enough to fully submerge in without the water hitting the overflow drain.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I want one deep enough that my boobs go underwater when I’m on my back

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As I just broke a composite granite sink I dread to think how much I’d fuck up installing the first two.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just don't want to imagine what my side profile would look like through those with the see through side.....ugh

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I reckon there are two answers. First sort that buy them don't look like beached whales when wet. Other sort do, but don't care.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By the way, in case you thought that was a dig - I'm definitely in the beached walrus category myself.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could you imagine, having money

4 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 2

...and better grammar.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have a little bit, but then you realize everything costs just a little bit more.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you imagine having it and sep doing a million of it on a bathtub?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who's totally okay with a normal tub? I think this overly expensive stuff is only an attempt to fill the void inside

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They do appear to be a life-substitute.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet these people won't pay above min wage

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

They won't even pay minimum wage if they can get away with it. (Hire foriegn workers, pay pennies)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How do you think they got all that money?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That’s capitalism for ya

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And no taste.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

15 and 16 are so tasty... like natto beans fermented in a fishermen's boot.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we can all agree that the potato tub is clearly in good taste

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the only one I liked

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 why is this in the living room?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why not? Go ahead and tell me that you don't want to have your SO bath in there while you sit on the couch sipping on a drink.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No bitch. My stories are on. I don't wanna watch ya wash ya nasty ass. Lord why did I ever let you talk me in getting a bath in here?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean you don't have a viewing lounge in your bath? Pfft. Peasant. /s

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My first thought is how obnoxious would those be to clean.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Especially the ones with the chaise lounge inside.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or the one with the pink sequined exterior. There is literally no way to clean that. Gross.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The double baths aren't so bad if y'all like different temps

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Looks like somebody will have to step over the other tub to get out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, not everyone uses baths for alone time. Plenty of couples enjoy each other's company, even if it's just being quite in the same room.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've always thought its pretty romantic to be able to sit near my SO and do my thing whole she does hers. It's a form of bonding for me.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd do more a yin-yang thing then so you can still smooch. Heads should be close if bodies are separated.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is exactly what came to my mind. The wife likes boiling like a lobster, I prefer terran ambient conditions.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I shower with the cold knob just barely cracked open.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a wife, my husband knows I come out the same shade as a cooked lobster.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#11 I want this. My hubby and I could have a spa day at home without being cramped or having to take turns soaking

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. My wife love water so hot I feel like I'm being boiled alive. With this we could both relax in comfortable water.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hubby also likes scalding water, lmao. I like warm water

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have a bath like this you probably don't spend your day trawling through imgur

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

They actually have more free time to do so.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What do you do while soaking in one of those then?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You could be onto something there

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What DO rich people do all day? Films always show them buying stuff and talking to random people in weird bars but is that it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they're anything likey rich distant family: buy useless shit, buy expensive shit, buy most expensive food, swim in the pool, check in wit

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The plebs working for me, yell at kids, check my portfolio, move some money from here to there, call everyone I know because I'm bored and

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lonely, show off latest expensive toy to fake friends. Fly to places and show off money. End.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that sounds all kinds of dull

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things I never knew existed. Good post, thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Dude! I completely forgot about that catalogue!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still get it, usually around the holidays.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just looked them up. Sold in 2019 & are now a right-wing nutjob co. Thin blue line, Trump merch & coins, heavily politicized crap.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains a lot. Haven't seen anything worth buying for a few years now.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here we see illustrations of "Money can't buy you taste." Ugly AF and barely useful for their intended use.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The purple translucent with the black iron frame one is 100% functional and kind cool. Same with the first 2 if I'm not the one dusting.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's neither faucets nor drains on that artists rendering.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet they would certainly be installed on the finished product.

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